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kntfkr posted:is that a bedazzled necktie on a gold chain? Close, it's a metal tie necklace; the tie is about half the size of a real one. My sister had one like that in high school.
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Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1457524989578686466?s=21 He actually uses "stay browsed" instead of "stay tuned." Nathen: it doesn't have to be LITERAL
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Isometric Bacon posted:I'm baffled that none of these huge companies with their brand marketing teams who purchased Garfield licenses for movies and tv shows and other big media products aren't doing anything about this crazy weirdo spouting to be the brand manager / deserved voice over artist / celibate lover of Garfield all over their social media efforts, because he paid to plaster the license on a pizza shop. I honestly don't think anyone really notices, and the people who noticed don't care. Nathen is an absolute nothing, he has literally zero impact on the Garfield brand. He briefly raised a little curiosity when he started, now the only people still paying attention to him are us. It'd probably be more effort to take the licencing away than to keep forgetting about him.
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I think some of it, at least, is affected speech that Nathen uses to sound forceful and unique. It's the verbal version of his stupid open-mouth expression
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Elephant Ambush posted:Whenever I see Mickey Mouse I think "boring cartoons for boring people". And those cartoons are old as gently caress. Other than the video games he's been in what has Mickey actually done in the last 20 years? Almost nothing. They're still making Mickey Mouse cartoons and comics, the same way new Garfield stuff comes out. It's just that no one cares that much
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Frank Frank posted:I’m picturing Nathen in his orange suit making a Garf sales pitch to a bunch of Saudi princes in a palace somewhere and lmao I feel like it's almost happened a few times, and it was diverted only by the speed of the receptionist and the grace of God
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Nathen isn't a good dancer, and I'm pretty sure you can see him counting steps at one part lol
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Elephant Ambush posted:Watch the whole thing, cowards I did, and the drunk old lady is the best character. Go, pushy inebriated personification of the US!
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pseudanonymous posted:I wish he would he’d go berserk with his transparent sock puppeting. Though it would probably get sad really fast. I would much rather that Nathen never finds out about this thread, and he continues his beautiful insanity untainted by our influence. It would probably hurt his feelings, and reality does that enough
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sharknado slashfic posted:Someone got him to do a "stairs" reference on cameo sometime last year(?), with an added reference to "SA" so it's technically possible he lurks here LOL that you think Nathen wouldn't very publicly lose his poo poo if he found this thread. That cameo was super vague, he didn't even know what SA stood for
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sharknado slashfic posted:I guess you all missed the "technically" in my post There is no "technically," he doesn't know what Something Awful is and he's literally incapable of playing cool and lying low
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Yaldabaoth posted:This really feels like it's building up to something catastrophic. It's going to be a stupid, overdramatic wet fart of nothing
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Mega64 posted:It was really ruined by unsympathetic landmonsters. Nathen is possibly the only person who could make me side with the landlord instead of the tenant
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Well I'll be damned. Still, I can't wait to see what Nathen does next. A sequel to Arabiolosis?
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He also has bipolar disorder, which might explain some of his really insane Instagram posts about Covid and stuff
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Futanari Damacy posted:Nah I don't think he loves or cares deeply about Garfield. This all seems like a bizarre act. He loved Garfield enough to write about it in his book, I'm pretty sure. GOD, it's like none of you guys do the required reading Futanari Damacy posted:It's exhausting to think about for too long honestly. This is true
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CodfishCartographer posted:Clean I could listen to him say "product" all day YouTube loving recommended this video to me, what am I doing with my life?
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Can we talk about the name of his new venture, 1% For the Planet? What the gently caress is this? Does he mean the richest 1%, because holy poo poo on many levels if that's what he means. If this is a pivot towards The Rich Will Save Us All, I am strapped in and ready to see where he takes it, because let's be honest: NONE of us could ever predict what Nathen is going to do next
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Fail? Fail. I'm predicting fail. I mean, you'd think that, but his dad probably has a lot more money and is still willing to part with some of it, if it keeps Nathen in Canada
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CodfishCartographer posted:On this topic, has there been any actual evidence he's actually gay and repressing it beyond armchair psychology and him being somewhat effeminate? There's plenty to make fun of with Nathen without needing to make up stuff. It's in his book, on the review someone on the thread did of his book, and right on the previous page, dumbass Before anyone asks, Nathen has also openly talked about having bipolar disorder, so that's not just making things up to mock him. I don't think anyone is mocking him for being gay or having a mental illness, anyway, just Nathen himself
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:is there supposed to be sound for that video? Which song do you think it was supposed to be? Bastardized version of "I'm Too Sexy?"
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Yaldabaoth posted:I just noticed that Nathen's face looks like he smoothed it out in photoshop, which is a testament to how weird his face is because that's how he normally looks. That's probably makeup and photo editing. Heavy foundation gives you that smooth, poreless look if you do it right
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steinrokkan posted:gently caress yeah, Nathen, please pivot into politics
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I am so loving excited for this documentary, we should have a watch party when it comes out
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I'm content to just live-post in this thread, but whatever
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TRY-UPS, NOT START-UPS I love when Nathan creates new words
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Is fuked supposed to be some clever way around saying hosed? That’s as bad as “sexcy” I'm gonna guess a misspelling. Not everything Nathen does needs to be interpreted like an oracle
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I want to hear Nathen's audition for Garfield. You know he made one
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Empty Sandwich posted:this is the point where things start to become sad Every time someone says that, without fail, Nathen comes through with another innovadea (that's an "innovation" crossed with an "idea") and breathes new life into our entergagement
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sharknado slashfic posted:So he was at death's door a few days ago and now he's in Dubai with some random woman who is his best friend but has never been mentioned at any time in the last 3 years Manic phase
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Futanari Damacy posted:Oxytocin is "the love hormone" and afaik sex is literally the only way to get it It's produced by a lot of activities, like child birth, breastfeeding, yoga, petting an animal, and listening to music. Bonding between people stimulates and is stimulated by oxytocin production Seth Pecksniff posted:Nathen create an account here and I'll sticky this thread No one tell Nathen we exist. It's better for him to never know that SA stands for anything except Saudi Arabia
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It's Nathfield's world, we're just entergaging in it
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reignofevil posted:i regret ever having questioned MAALIK-UL-MULK Just to let everyone know, Maalik ul-Mulk is one of the names of Allah, so we've got "Religious Fervor" in the mix here
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deedee megadoodoo posted:MAALIK-UL-MULK is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day That's the Garfield greeting that we sent to you from the land of entergage
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Killingyouguy! posted:How the gently caress is a plane dumping fuel Greta thunbergs fault I think he's calling her attention to the fuel dump, not blaming her He's really obsessed with the "Youth is an asset" thing, it's everywhere in all of his concepts and ads, whether it belongs or not. Developing an app? Opening a restaurant? Working as a flight attendant? Licensing intellectual property? Youth is an asset, across the board! Powerful Katrinka fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Apr 10, 2022 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:"Good job @GretaThunberg" is not calling attention to something, it's sarcasm and it's either blaming her directly or trying to say that her UN speech didn't fix all the world's environmental problems. Or a sarcastic "Good job" at the airline and the @ was to get her attention, grammar and punctuation aren't Nathen's strong suit when he's in a snit
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Yaldabaoth posted:Always bugged me how there's only one black person in that picture and he's crammed all the way over to the side and is often cropped out of the image altogether. Why do you suck so bad and post so much?
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Man, going back to the first page is a loving trip, remember those innocent days?
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 Yeah, Nathen, I super believe you, there's no way that you got a form letter from his agent thanking you for your interest at this time but Mr. Gottfried is currently unavailable (if that much even happened)
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The early days of experimenting with duck lips in every single photo
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