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Skywalkers Rise Up.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 19:39 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:44 |
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skasion posted:KOTOR 2 just wouldn’t work in a movie at all because it’s a meta story about RPGs and how they’re weird. -meta. -confusing plot structure. -disses on the jedi. -needed more time in the oven. -ton of cut content. -ending so unsatisfying people had to remake it from scrapped material. -is doomed to be retconned to hell and back. We already had KOTOR II the movie. It's called The Last Jedi. I predict that Rise of the Skywalker will be like The Old Republic Online. Meaning they will play it safe and milk all the cliches for even more merchandising than the last two combined. To this end the second entry of the series will be acknowledges but rendered utterly toothless. Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 23, 2019 |
# ¿ May 23, 2019 05:06 |
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God how many planets are even left to be exploded.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 15:26 |
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In the far future we will all live on Epcot Class DisneStars. The interior will be like that lovely hotel they are building. All the lower classes will be contractually obliged to stay in character 24/7 or else get shoved out an airlock.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 17:24 |
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Reminder they built two parks as per the rule.
Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Sep 13, 2019 |
# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 18:22 |
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mispost
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 22:41 |
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Has the chinese cut of the trailer leaked yet?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 23:40 |
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:Word from behind the scenes (allegedly) is that D&D weren’t fired and actually left on good terms, and it’s more of a Netflix vs. Disney issue. LucasFilm hasn’t really shied away from the fact that they let people go in the past anyway, and if they were fired for the bad Q&A we wouldn’t have heard about it yet. This could be a real scene. Just you wait.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 13:35 |
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The Mandolorian freakin slaps.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 05:34 |
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Mandolorian Ep3 was pretty good but I think they dropped the ball with the whole "now you have a baby palpatine to go along with your yoda!" I did laugh when the puppet peed force lightening.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 14:15 |
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skasion posted:She got shanked by Darth Maul Maul got sliced in half and got robot legs. She can put a cybernetic pocket pussy in the shank hole.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 23:49 |
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Palpatine is going to destroy every planet except Tatooine. All future movies will be filmed on set in the Emirates.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 19:14 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:It's literally the Avengers scene with all the superheroes running at all the bad guys, but space ships. loving Epic!!!!!!!!! 10/10 take that Star bros
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 00:23 |
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Surprise plot twist Palpatine did in fact have a wife.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 06:29 |
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A-T-rear end-T A-T-rear end-T
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 14:40 |
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Just eight more days and we can consume product! Yippee!
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 21:14 |
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3rd movie means we finally get to meet Ganja Club.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 21:33 |
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How does anyone who wrote for Batman V Superman still have a job?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 14:47 |
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https://youtu.be/F3LtBdw__fI STAR WARS YEAAAAH
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 14:28 |
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Sheev is Poe's father. Poe and Rey are siblings. Poe can use the force. Lando's co-pilot is a gungan. Luke Skywalker force ghosts into Reys body and superimposes his face on her body. Sheev does the same but with Kylo.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 01:26 |
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George Lucas makes surprise cameo has a cantina lounge singer. Darth Maul is referenced. Expanded Universe favorite Magufu Nandabu can be seen in the background during the desert planet act. Luke tells Rey to use the Force.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 05:37 |
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It would be a big lol if the next episode of the Mandalorian pulls bigger than JJ Abram's Return to the Mayhem.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 17:16 |
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Man what if Disney goes for broke and makes another Christmas special.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 17:35 |
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CON-SOOOOOOME
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 14:29 |
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If disney had any prior faith in baby yoda it would have been plastered on every billboard from here to the Istanbul.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 01:09 |
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Mandalorian finale is going to be a christmas special.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 03:54 |
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Imagine if people talked about cartoon robots who turn into planes with the same level of contempt as a big meanie space wizard.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 22:26 |
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If you cheer any time a robot plane shoots lasers at chief labeef you should be put on a watch list. People have the right to know you are not a safe person to interact with.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 21:29 |
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50% of the problems with the film are a byproduct of "Carrie Fischer died and we have to work around that". The rest is mystery box bullshit.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 06:22 |
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Palpatine has grandchildren. Confirmed gotta wife.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 00:54 |
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Sourdough Sam posted:Palpy hosed that blue horned caterpillar senator guy that was always next to him. Gnarled driftwood cock absolutely turgid with midochlorians.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 01:21 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i heard this movie is garbage and that it sucks poo poo, and anyone who identifies themselves as a fan of it should be shot in the rear end in a top hat and left to bleed out terribly. No no your getting it wrong. Anyone who identifies themselves as a fan of it should get their head smashed between two logs that swing down on ropes out of the forest canopy.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 07:11 |
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Would the movie have been better or worse with more space wizard ghosts?
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 15:51 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Edit: Seriously, eat poo poo. Somebody get this poster a checkmark lol. Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Dec 28, 2019 |
# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 01:53 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Y'all watch the new Lost In Space? Does anyone crush alien poon?
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 04:04 |
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Lol that the Mandalorian has all its plot elements pay off without any mystery box bullshit.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 06:25 |
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Knowing Mando's name isnt a ground breaking plot twist, to paraphrase Carl "so what?" The reason it is important is that it establishes the bad guy as being real bad and nothing more. There is beef to killing the bad guy beyond baby yoda (this time its personal). Mando's identity isnt a plot twist either, cause turns out he just looks like a schlub. The reason it is important is because IG is helping Mando rise above ideology and accept help from a friend. Both times it you are establishing more plot for the side characters rather than just the protagonist. Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Dec 28, 2019 |
# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 07:38 |
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Blistex posted:Re-watched the first episode of the Mandalorian, and something occurred to me. Better Off Dead but it ends half way through with a successful suicide.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 20:32 |
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vandalism posted:im the onscreen same sex kiss inserted with absolutely no reason or meaning I'm JJ writing Rose out of the movie and replacing her with not one, but two new love interests.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 06:57 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:44 |
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Rewatching the Force Awakens. Its amazing how on the first try they made a fun, comprehendible space adventure without front loading any expository jump cuts. You would think they could do that again.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 03:50 |