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Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Skywalkers Rise Up.

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Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

skasion posted:

KOTOR 2 just wouldn’t work in a movie at all because it’s a meta story about RPGs and how they’re weird.

-meta.
-confusing plot structure.
-disses on the jedi.
-needed more time in the oven.
-ton of cut content.
-ending so unsatisfying people had to remake it from scrapped material.
-is doomed to be retconned to hell and back.

We already had KOTOR II the movie. It's called The Last Jedi.

I predict that Rise of the Skywalker will be like The Old Republic Online. Meaning they will play it safe and milk all the cliches for even more merchandising than the last two combined. To this end the second entry of the series will be acknowledges but rendered utterly toothless.

Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 23, 2019

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
God how many planets are even left to be exploded.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
In the far future we will all live on Epcot Class DisneStars. The interior will be like that lovely hotel they are building. All the lower classes will be contractually obliged to stay in character 24/7 or else get shoved out an airlock.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Reminder they built two parks as per the rule.

Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Sep 13, 2019

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
mispost

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Has the chinese cut of the trailer leaked yet?

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Word from behind the scenes (allegedly) is that D&D weren’t fired and actually left on good terms, and it’s more of a Netflix vs. Disney issue. LucasFilm hasn’t really shied away from the fact that they let people go in the past anyway, and if they were fired for the bad Q&A we wouldn’t have heard about it yet.

Of course, it would make sense if they actually were let go though. Just take a look at some of the leaked pages from the first draft of their script:





This could be a real scene. Just you wait.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
The Mandolorian freakin slaps.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Mandolorian Ep3 was pretty good but I think they dropped the ball with the whole "now you have a baby palpatine to go along with your yoda!" I did laugh when the puppet peed force lightening.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

skasion posted:

She got shanked by Darth Maul

Maul got sliced in half and got robot legs. She can put a cybernetic pocket pussy in the shank hole.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Palpatine is going to destroy every planet except Tatooine. All future movies will be filmed on set in the Emirates.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Fitzy Fitz posted:

It's literally the Avengers scene with all the superheroes running at all the bad guys, but space ships.

loving Epic!!!!!!!!! 10/10 take that Star bros

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Surprise plot twist Palpatine did in fact have a wife.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012


A-T-rear end-T

A-T-rear end-T

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Just eight more days and we can consume product! Yippee!

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
3rd movie means we finally get to meet Ganja Club.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
How does anyone who wrote for Batman V Superman still have a job?

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
https://youtu.be/F3LtBdw__fI

STAR WARS YEAAAAH

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Sheev is Poe's father.
Poe and Rey are siblings.
Poe can use the force.
Lando's co-pilot is a gungan.
Luke Skywalker force ghosts into Reys body and superimposes his face on her body. Sheev does the same but with Kylo.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
George Lucas makes surprise cameo has a cantina lounge singer.
Darth Maul is referenced.
Expanded Universe favorite Magufu Nandabu can be seen in the background during the desert planet act.
Luke tells Rey to use the Force.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
It would be a big lol if the next episode of the Mandalorian pulls bigger than JJ Abram's Return to the Mayhem.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Man what if Disney goes for broke and makes another Christmas special.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
CON-SOOOOOOME

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
If disney had any prior faith in baby yoda it would have been plastered on every billboard from here to the Istanbul.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Mandalorian finale is going to be a christmas special.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Imagine if people talked about cartoon robots who turn into planes with the same level of contempt as a big meanie space wizard.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
If you cheer any time a robot plane shoots lasers at chief labeef you should be put on a watch list. People have the right to know you are not a safe person to interact with.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
50% of the problems with the film are a byproduct of "Carrie Fischer died and we have to work around that". The rest is mystery box bullshit.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Palpatine has grandchildren. Confirmed gotta wife.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Sourdough Sam posted:

Palpy hosed that blue horned caterpillar senator guy that was always next to him.

Gnarled driftwood cock absolutely turgid with midochlorians.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Hell Yeah posted:

i heard this movie is garbage and that it sucks poo poo, and anyone who identifies themselves as a fan of it should be shot in the rear end in a top hat and left to bleed out terribly.

No no your getting it wrong. Anyone who identifies themselves as a fan of it should get their head smashed between two logs that swing down on ropes out of the forest canopy.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Would the movie have been better or worse with more space wizard ghosts?

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Edit: Seriously, eat poo poo.

Somebody get this poster a checkmark lol.

Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Dec 28, 2019

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

my dog died im sad posted:

Y'all watch the new Lost In Space?

Does anyone crush alien poon?

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Lol that the Mandalorian has all its plot elements pay off without any mystery box bullshit.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Knowing Mando's name isnt a ground breaking plot twist, to paraphrase Carl "so what?" The reason it is important is that it establishes the bad guy as being real bad and nothing more. There is beef to killing the bad guy beyond baby yoda (this time its personal).

Mando's identity isnt a plot twist either, cause turns out he just looks like a schlub. The reason it is important is because IG is helping Mando rise above ideology and accept help from a friend.

Both times it you are establishing more plot for the side characters rather than just the protagonist.

Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Dec 28, 2019

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Blistex posted:

Re-watched the first episode of the Mandalorian, and something occurred to me.

I don't know why, but I really, really want Werner Herzog to star in a shot-for-shot remake of an 80's teen sex comedy. Something like Ski School, Screwballs, Private School, whatever. I want him to play the main protagonist, and at no point does the film or characters acknowledge that he's not a highschool-aged boy.

Better Off Dead but it ends half way through with a successful suicide.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

vandalism posted:

im the onscreen same sex kiss inserted with absolutely no reason or meaning

I'm JJ writing Rose out of the movie and replacing her with not one, but two new love interests.

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Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Rewatching the Force Awakens. Its amazing how on the first try they made a fun, comprehendible space adventure without front loading any expository jump cuts. You would think they could do that again.

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