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I wouldn't mind having a shot at making a Edit: Saw that an Aussie took the Jets before me, so I guess I'll try making an even goonier Avs team than the one they had a few years back!
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FBS posted:The only thing more important in the modern NHL than youth and cost certainty is absolute, unwavering loyalty to the franchise. Because the Anaheim ducks are a bunch of poo-poo heads, the Colorado Avalanche selects Mark Scheifele with their first round pick. PS. I don't know how this works, do I update the spreadsheet?
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drat, that went quick. I can do in between picks since my original pick was skipped right? If so, the Avs select that Miro Heiskanen who will probably not bust completely. In case I can't, I'll clear my row from the spreadsheet.
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JawKnee posted:Past 12pm EST so Kuule hain nussivan is up, assuming they're awake With the 3rd round pick the Colorado Avalance pick a player who's production is sure to take a loving nosedive and become completely and utterly useless with Teuvo "Turbo" Teräväinen!
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Jul 18, 2019 17:32
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JawKnee posted:Literally top of my list again god drat
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Jul 18, 2019 17:56
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JawKnee posted:Kuule hain nussivan is up. I do have a short list from them, so I'll keep an eye on the time and pick for them if necessary This might be a bit of a reach, but with the however-manyeth-round pick, the Colorado Avalanche pick "El" Nino Niederreiter!
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Jul 20, 2019 16:27
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FBS posted:Y'all are some ravenous motherfuckers. The Ducks select Dylan Strome.
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Jul 20, 2019 18:26
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I can't say no to those points even though the cap hit and length is a bit scary. Oh well, Lucic has taught us that any contract can be traded. The Avalanche select Keith Yandle!
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Jul 21, 2019 20:23
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Hurry up guys, I want to pick before I head off to bed!
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Jul 22, 2019 22:32
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Has FBS been skipped yet? Should I just go ahead an pick?
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Jul 24, 2019 12:41
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Since FBS took my backup starter, I have to go with someone worse than Saros. He's someone who's been playing relatively well throughout his career, so this might not come back to completely bite me in the rear end. The only problem is that he's only got a year on his contract, but since I don't actually know the rules of this game, I'll just worry about year 1 rather than years 2 and 3. The Colorado Avalance pick Mister Darcy Kuemper.
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Jul 24, 2019 16:44
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The Colorado Avalanche don't have a lot of time to think about this inbetween waking up and going to work, but they choose Jesper Bratt in the hopes that he will improve upon his last season and become a cheap, effective 2nd liner.
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Jul 26, 2019 06:10
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The Avalanche pick Tony DeAngelo, who should be a good addition to the second pair. Hopefully he won't be making a gazillion bucks soon.
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Middle of the night but the Avalanche can't sleep, so they Pick Alex Chiarelli! Edit: I might have combined Chiasson and Cirelli into one 80 point player and stick with it. Kuule hain nussivan fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jul 29, 2019 |
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The Avs are gonna grab them a 2/3 C in Lucas Wallmark, because apparently you need 4 of those in a team.
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So, did anyone pick the one, the only, the bought out cap hit conundrum Kevin Shattenkirk yet?
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Aug 1, 2019 06:15
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Thanks to JawKnee for letting me know it was my pick, I was completely unaware. I've got the cap space, so the Avs are sitting Nick Foligno on my 3rd line.
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Aug 1, 2019 16:37
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Defensive options are starting to get pretty slim, so the Avs choose Tyler Myers!
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The sleepy Avalanche pick Sami Niku to plunk on the third pair and hope he develops well.
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The pickings for wingers are starting to look pretty drat dire, so the Avs are going to have to take a chance on someone and hope they pick it up a notch. The colorado Avalanche pick the strangely named Matt "Muff" Luff! Edit: The Muffster, Muffalino, Tuff Luff, Tuff Muff Luff. A cornucopia of nicknames. Kuule hain nussivan fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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Aug 5, 2019 18:21
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The just now woken up Avs select Connor Murphy to sit on their third pair and be big.
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Aug 7, 2019 07:31
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You know who's a pretty good 3rd/4th line center? Valtteri Filppula, that's who!
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Aug 8, 2019 19:55
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I'll probably be asleep when my pick comes around, so I choose whichever player who plays wing and has the most points that is available. Contract be damned.
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Aug 10, 2019 00:31
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I've got the cap space and I can always trade them to the Flames, so make it happen 
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Now I have at least 1 bone-a-fie-de NHL All Star on my team. As long as he doesn't do a Lucic type falling off a cliff, it'll be fine. If he does, I'll trade him for Lucic.
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Thanks to JawKnee for the heads up. Because every team needs at least one prospect who might play in the AHL, but probably shouldn't, the Colorado Avalanche pick Aleksi Saarela!
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He's a better goalie than his stats suggest and can probably be resigned for cheap in a year, so the Avs pick
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Aug 13, 2019 17:14
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You know which coach still has that "new-coach" smell? You know which coach has a fantastic name? The Colorado Avalanche selects Roderic Jean Brind'Amour!
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Aug 14, 2019 19:54
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JawKnee posted:You motherfucker
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Aug 14, 2019 20:25
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I just got back from spending 8 hous at a vet, and am not in the right frame of mind to pick a player, so if the next 5 posts mention the same player I'll consider that player the consensus BPA and pick him. If not, I'll just grab a poo poo plugger when I wale up tomorrow morning.
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Aug 16, 2019 21:24
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Uuuuuh, the Colorado Avalanchettes pick Markus Hännikäinen I guess.
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Kilza posted:He was already picked in round 20 by the Oilers, you'll need to select somebody else. I don't know who this Hannikainen guy is, but he's no Hännikäinen The Avs pick....Rūdolfs Balcers? That's a pretty rad name isn't it.
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Aug 17, 2019 09:51
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The Colorado Avalanche pick Charlie Wolanin to be an extra d-man, because those always die during the season.
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Aug 18, 2019 00:21
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Gonna grab an honest, hard-working, good o'l Finn boy to act as a call up / AHL fodder in Leo Komarov! I'll just hard ball all my RFAs and sign them for peanuts, because no one offer sheets in the NHL and then in a few years when all my bad contracts are gone I'll have plenty of space to sign all the superstars and pluggers my prospects have turned into.
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Kilza posted:After reviewing my team's stats, I propose the sim is busted and we should start over.
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Now that my plucky, underdog Avalanche are  PLAYOFF BOUND, BABY and we have confirmation that the sim isn't completely busterd, could I get some stats to see how my ragtag troupe is doing?
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Sep 5, 2019 11:56
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Why the hell are the cheating, elite, shadow-state Coyotes ahead of my scruffy underdog Avs even though they have one point less! Those drat southern hockey elites pulling strings!
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FBS posted:
What a bunch of jerks.
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Drunk Canuck posted:suck my rear end, avs Edit: And as we know, Nashville is an even bigger hub for hockey elites than LA.
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