2020 AFC North: I'm not an expert I just know there's a lot of birds

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D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Phobeste posted:

Love to discuss the division whose ceiling is the divisional round

How soon we forget the 45x the Steelers and Ravens have heartbreakingly lost to the cheating shithead Patriots in the AFCCG, you loving homer turd

# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 13:28

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 04:40

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Eifert Posting posted:

Baltimore is the only thing Donald Trump doesn't like that I also don't like. The fact that I agree with him about something makes me uncomfortable but there we are.

I hold my nose and support Trump -- the I Am Glad the Bengals Lost guy

# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 22:59

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https://twitter.com/mortreport/stat...r%2Fsteelers%2F

# ¿ Aug 4, 2019 00:21

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Ah, I see Cleveland is already enabling Baker Kosar

# ¿ Aug 4, 2019 14:55

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thrilla in vanilla posted:

Remember when juju cried like a pathetic child

I also remember when hines Ward cried like a pathetic child and then went on to be SB MVP the following year, unlike 0 Titans players ever

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 14:25

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Blitz7x posted:

When does Juju get traded to Las Vegas for a third

Probably when he's on the decline like Bryant and Brown

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 14:55

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Las Vegas Raiders: the only team still trading the Steelers draft picks for WRs

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 14:57

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Reported for rivals puns and being fans of historically bad football teams

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 19:28

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thrilla in vanilla posted:

Reported YOU for bein a fuckin yinzer, go tell Clint hurdle he looks like a bottle of lean or a singing raisin. Seacrest out

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 21:01

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thrilla in vanilla posted:

No he’s walking away from the conflict head held high like Ryan shazier lol

I guess that's better than getting capped by your 20 year old mistress

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 23:00

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thrilla in vanilla posted:

This would have been funnier if you said domed because that would have suggested both that he got a blowjob, AND that he was shot in the head. If you need any other advice on how to be funny in The afc north thread let me know

I'm trying to decide if you need need meds or a urinal cake for your mouth, but you're gonna need a better record than 7-9 before I take advice from you

# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 14:05

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Metapod posted:

*dlink looking into the abyss crying and waving his towel knowing that soon his team will be a worse version of the titans*

Well yo......yoUR QB DIED lmao gotem

lol I used to think you Titans fans didn't belong here, but you definitely have that Bengals and Browns learned helplessness where every year it's OnE dAy ThE sTeELerS wIlL bE bAD b.s. projection bc it isn't good enough for your team to be good, you need the fantasy others being as mediocre as you

# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 14:30

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A big flaming stink posted:

dlink i've come to appreciate you having seen the attempts at trash talk from the ohio teams.

say something petulant but dismissive about lamar jackson

It's cool that the Ravens are bringing the Georgia Tech triple option to the NFL. That's sure to work for a month

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 15:03

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Bigass Moth posted:

The entire Pirates team got completely clowned by one Reds relief pitcher.

Magical Ohio thinking

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 22:54

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*rushes Pirates bench and throws a bunch of air haymakers that connect with nothing but the astral plane*

Ohioan: You got owned! You got clowned!

Everybody else: ...

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 23:42

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Ghost Dog posted:

can you guys not post about baseball, a terrible sport, in the only decent thread about football left? its real clownball

I'll do what I want piss baby

# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 00:10

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https://twitter.com/thegeorgeyou/status/1163953166314070016

# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 00:18

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The Browns aren't poo poo until they actually prove it

# ¿ Sep 3, 2019 15:57

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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

honestly, I can't give a poo poo about the Patriots anymore. they're just the generically evil faceless billionaires. born and bred into a system of staggering inequality while never sniffing what could have been. the steelers are middle managers. soulless class traitors through and through who deserve nothing but scorn and whisper campaigns that are 100% true about how they beat their wives.

Eat my rear end, purple browns

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 21:41

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Every single game in Foxborough is the same

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 04:33

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Chris James 2 posted:

Counterpoint: every team there scored at least 3 TDs worth of points

We're being held back by the coward D-Link and his team that always has needed, and always will need, the hero Antonio Brown and the great Leveon Bell. If we're to ever recover from this embarrassment, the Steelers must be deported to a more deserving division, like the NFC south

Congrats to the Ravens posters whose incredible sophomore QB punished a deliberately tanking Dolphins team that traded away all of it's good players before the season. Way to steamroll that Div II cupcake team, fellas

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 18:37

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Eh, a DII cupcake would probably only have scored 3 points.

I thought you were told leave play

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 22:15

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Metapod posted:

Oh the Steelers will be fine they said they have juju LMFAO

The Titans beat up on the Browns, but don't forget the Steelers backups had 10 sacks vs Tennessee just 3 weeks ago lol

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 22:23

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Metapod posted:

lmfao youre bringing up preseason

Shrug, you said it had to be this year. Mariota had to be pulled after 1 series

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 22:29

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I also think the Bengals could still end up with like 7 or 8 wins although maybe a bunch of them will be Garbage Time after they start 1-5 or something.

I dunno what to think about the Steelers other that all their posters have disappeared lol

My team lost its QB week 2, traded for Minkah Fitzpatrick, and yet the defense is still bad somehow despite fielding 9 first rounders. The offense is dead bc the coaching staff chose Ben over AB and Le'Veon, so I'm just here reaping the whirlwind of mediocre coaching and bad decisions

# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 04:00

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Smiling Mandrill posted:

Really want the Steelers, and Bengals to play the funniest game of garbage ball anyone has ever seen. MNF will never be the same. Rooting for the Bengals though just so I can watch Steelers fans gradually disappear from the physical plane.

Never, bitch

# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 21:51

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Thanks Bengals,

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 04:21

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The Steelers defense is getting better every week.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 04:16

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sharknado slashfic posted:

Man we could not get by the Peyton Colts, not that there's anything shameful about that but I always got eyerolly whenever the pregame would build it up like "PEYTON MANNING AND THE COLTS OFFENSE! RAY LEWIS AND THE RAVENS DEFENSE! WHO WILL WIN?!" and it's like....the offense, because they always win.

It's weird bc the Steelers never had a problem with PFM, just the Patriots

# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 22:57

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Bigass Moth posted:

Steelers fans deserting when times are tough? Who could have pictured that?

The Steelers are extremely bad this year, yet still 2nd in the AFCN

# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 04:17

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Not a shocker but I saw they also voted Dean Pees smartest and most attractive coach for the ninth year running

# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 01:32

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Kawalimus posted:

What I mean is that we cannot draft and develop WRs. Every WR we've had that's worth a drat has come from elsewhere. You could cheat and argue that Derrick Alexander was drafted by the franchise. But that was the Browns.

Torrey Smith had one 1000 yard season in 2013. Brandon stokley had a 1000 yard season in Indianapolis once with Peyton Manning as QB. And that's it. Nobody we drafted otherwise ever had a single measley 1000 yard season, anywhere. I'm not setting the bar too high. This team simply cannot draft or develop that position. And I don't completely understand why. I don't think any other team in the league can possibly have that putrid of a record with drafted WRs since the team became the Ravens in 1996.

The Steelers haven't drafted a worthwhile defensive back since Ike Taylor and Troy Polamalu in 2003, buddy. Every team, even teams that draft well like the Steelers and Ravens have their issues

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 21:54

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I really enjoy it every time the Ravens take it to the Patriots. I know I shouldn't, but my stupid team can't ever do it. It's a weird feeling.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 03:06

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Oberst posted:

Also, I love that even during a down year where all their offensive talent is dead or left that the Steelers are easily the 2nd best team in the division

Get hosed ohio

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 22:11

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Ghost Dog posted:

a long retired joey porter beat the afcn champion bengals in a playoff game, that was good

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 02:47

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The Steelers defense still hasn't peaked

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 03:26

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You're going to lose to the Steelers in Dec. You needed OT to beat them with an entire offense of backups

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 03:45

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

That game in December isn't going to matter for poo poo but we'll win it just for the sweeps and giggles.

You won't and your team will go into the playoffs beat up bc of that game as it has been since time began

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 03:56

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Same

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 03:58

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 04:40

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Bitch im 6'1" and 10 feet tall on defense energy

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 04:19

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