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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Ratjaculation posted:

I legit think someone should make a Parliament Petition to change Big Ben to countdown to Brexit Day

I think the Gams would insta-spooge at the idea.

IIRC when they started work on Big Ben (SILENCING THE GREAT BONG :qq:), there was gammon talk about chiming the bongs in March as we left the EU for FREEDOM. :britain:

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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
https://twitter.com/fromarsetoelbow/status/1159038929393332230

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Bardeh posted:

did you know that EU supergirl also wrote and illustrated a book? it's about as good as her singing











Bloody hell. :eyepoop:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
*Choo choo, all aboard the U-turn express!*

UK train operators reverse decision to quit Interrail posted:

Industry reaches agreement with Eurail after loud protests at Wednesday’s disclosure

Britain’s train operators have backtracked on a plan to pull out of the Interrail scheme, 24 hours after their decision triggered a storm of protest.

The Rail Delivery Group (RDG), which represents the industry, said on Wednesday it would leave Interrail in January because offering Interrail and its companion Eurail pass alongside its own BritRail scheme would be too confusing.

But on Thursday RDG said it had never wanted to leave Interrail and would reverse the decision after resolving differences with Eurail, which runs Interrail and Eurail.

[...]

Announcing the change of mind, Robert Nisbet, director of nations and regions at RDG, said: “Following the strong reaction to news of our departure, we and Eurail renewed talks. We are pleased to be able to tell passengers that we have reached agreement and will be remaining part of both the Interrail and Eurail passes.”

RDG had blamed the decision to leave Interrail on a dispute between its members and Eurail over whether the UK could participate in Interrail, which is for European residents, and not Eurail, which is sold to travellers from outside Europe.

After trialling the Eurail pass, RDG decided not to continue and to offer Britrail to non-Europeans instead. When Eurail said the UK could not be a member of Interrail without offering the Eurail pass, RDG pulled out. Eurail accused RDG of wanting to sell more Britrail passes, which RDG denied.

After the furore caused by its decision, RDG went back to Eurail and agreed to offer both passes alongside Britrail. RDG said the initial decision was nothing to do with Brexit and that it was bad timing that the matter coincided with rising tension about Britain leaving the EU.

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Unrelated and also expected, No 10 refuses to rule out election shortly after 31 October Brexit - Downing St could delay election until days after Brexit if Boris Johnson loses confidence vote.

Hardly news, it's always been a possibility that the Tories allow a no deal to happen, call an election immediately after and hope that they either get a majority to pass through their insane disaster capitalist plans, or leave the big steaming brexshit in Labours hands to sort out while they tut on the sidelines.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

keep punching joe posted:

Haha Scottish Labour is finally eating itself. Thanks John.

Is this a good thing or bad?

Being from Kent, I don't really know the intricacies of Scotpol aside from the ocasional comments in this thread. :shrug:
To clarify, the outside impression I get is that ScotLab is still mostly Blairite.

Jose posted:

its cool how a bunch fo journalists today have been criticising corbyn for not stepping down if a unity government was required because Jo Swinson has said she refuses to work with him

They're so loving transparent :lol:

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Aug 8, 2019

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

OwlFancier posted:

Dunsany was on some very good drugs.

Dunsany appears as a playable character in the series that would become the Shadow Hearts games, and I did a bit of research into him for a possible LP of the game - all of which ended up in The Dark Id's LP of it.

He's one of those interesting people where their own works are mostly forgotten, but influenced a ton of more famous people.

He also got shot in the head during the Easter Rising, but survived;


A bullet had ricochetted into his skull, and he required surgery to remove it. Unfortunately for him, while starting the surgery, the anaesthetic mask they were using was pressing down too hard on his face kept him conscious - and they only gave him more ether when he told them that he could hear every word they were saying.

Post Surgery posted:

A fair division was afterwards made, by which the doctors kept a piece of my skull, and I kept the bullet, which I have in a show case still.
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Bardeh posted:

There are actually people out there who think like this? :wtc:

Cutting off my life support to spite myself.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
I go away for a few days and come back to find the Libdems as expected. :lol:


Not suprising it's written, or at least headed by a forty-something white dude.

Jose posted:

its good that jo swinson has publicly announced she intends to gently caress over anyone who might consider voting lib dem again because of brexit before an election rather than just loving them over after

The libdem existance is a continual cycle of "But we elected a liar, a homophobe, the man who sold off Royal Mail, and a Tory woman, and said we'd stop No Deal Brexit - unless faced with a Corbyn government with him literally offering everything we've been asking for in the press - how do we keep losing voters? Maybe we need to be more radically centrist!"

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Josef bugman posted:

Wow, that's certainly a thing. Did anyone seriously think that the mask would come off that loving fast and hard?

It's always been a paper-thin mask. When the only thing you actually believe is "I loving hate Corbyn and what he represents", they will quite happily pivot to whatever position allows that to continue. Even if they've set themselves up as an Ultra #FBPE.

The fact that the two strands of "Secret Nandos Leaver Corbyn (who hates Jews)", and "Stop No Deal at any cost" have now collided, and Corbyn now represents the best way to prevent No Deal, means they have to show their true colours :lol:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

abelwingnut posted:

wait, what the hell has gone on this week? why are you all hopeful of corbyn becoming pm? and i see some vonc talk?

Short version:
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1161751909788782594

Corbyn sent out a letter saying that he needs support to VONC the government.
After the VONC, he will seek the confidence of the house, extend the Brexit deadline to prevent crashing out on No Deal, and immediately call a general election.

Basically, poo poo or get off the pot. This puts the Libdems in the position of A) Support Corbyn and potentially allow a dreaded socialist into government, but potentially prevent a No Deal, or B) Don't support him, and enable a No Deal to happen by default, and be shredded by their voter base.

And it's making GBS threads them up :lol:


"Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub".

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

StarkingBarfish posted:

Ok, I loving hate the tweetmans posting usually, but now she's gone hard brexiteer I am loving *delighted*. I'm gonna need a Brexit Party candidate announcement photoshopped up for her tia

the mask slipping is amazing. Corbyn knows his game


[e]: gently caress. Put Tweetman. Oh well :lol:

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Aug 16, 2019

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

WhatEvil posted:

In other news, my friend's facebook post:



Does nothing to dispel my idea that the Isle of Wight is caught in a timeloop from the 50s.

[e]: One of the worst ones I saw from someone linking fb poo poo was, "Actually Golliwogs aren't racist, the name derives from [crank folk etymology about an Arabic word meaning "Tanned soldier" or something, and were given to soldiers as presents from children]" so they just happen to resemble racist caricatures of Black people. But they're still not racist. Honest.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Aug 17, 2019

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Julio Cruz posted:

all the Lib Dems having to stand up in Parliament and actually vote for No Deal over Corbyn is going to decimate their support

Seeing just how badly Swinson is handling this, and how she's doubling down is pretty amazing:
https://twitter.com/joswinson/status/1163747128457539584

Even by the usual standards of deflection, it's pretty piss-weak and not sticking.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
The only polls I give a gently caress about outside of a GE, is chuckling at CUK dropping from 12% to 2% to 0% within the space of three months. The great beige hope :lol:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

That is loving horrifying

...good job :golfclap:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

happyhippy posted:

As a kid I used to think the lumpy bits in Bisto were tadpoles.

Ah! Bisto - The Original Tadpole-based Gravy.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Diet Crack posted:



“Just so you know, in my view Pluto is a planet,” he said. “You can write that the Nasa administrator declared Pluto a planet once again. I’m sticking by that, it’s the way I learned it and I’m committed to it.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/pluto-planet-nasa-space-a9079651.html

No-one ever cares about Ceres :saddowns:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Guavanaut posted:

Why not also call Eris a planet and resolve the debate that way? More inclusivity for planet status.

Eris is actually the reason for the whole reopening of "What is a planet?" debate. Just her throwing a big golden apple with the words, "Te Planḗtēs", and then something something Trojan war. Probably.

Maugrim posted:

Deprecate the term planet and come up with more robustly defined nomenclature for use when precision is required. The original 9 get to stay planets and that's it.

That's actually part of the problem. Actually defining a planet as opposed to a moon, asteroid or dwarf-planet. Also, there's far more than the "original 9"; go back far enough, and the sun and moon are planets. You have the asteroids, Ceres, Vesta, Juno, etc. There's not currently a clear-cut definition that satisfies everyone.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Aug 27, 2019

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Guavanaut posted:

Why not go for 7? "The seven non-fixed astronomical objects in the sky visible to the naked eye" is just as valid an exclusionary term as "something something hydrostatic equilibrium."

BRB, gonna petition NASA to rerecognise Sol and Luna as planets. :science:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Accidentally walked in on my relatives watching Jeremy Vine, and could feel the braincells being leeched from the room - and it's not like I had many to start with.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Demiurge4 posted:

So how long before Pluto and Neptune intersect and Pluto just becomes another moon?

Apparently very, very unlikely, short of outside interference. Something to do with orbital resonance and big maths that I don't really understand, that someone who actually knows stuff could explain better than I can.

Tesseraction posted:

So yeah, kinda mad at video games right now.

Bloody hell. :(

Flipswitch posted:

For someone who just plays games but doesnt follow the names? who are those people?

I know of Soule from playing the games hes done music for, I think I know who Zoe Quinn is, who is Alec?

Yeah Soule is a composer, Zoe Quinn is a developer and writer who was the primary target that the whole Gamergate thing coalesced around, and Alec Holowka is a designer/composer for Night in the Woods.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
^^^
[e]: :lol:

Failed Imagineer posted:

You kinda have to call Earth Terra then as well. Which is fine

Vlex posted:

Tellus or gtfo

Lots of Gaia denialists ITT. :colbert:

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Aug 27, 2019

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Julio Cruz posted:

if you get called back for the water slide designer you can cite your many years of experience in RollerCoaster Tycoon

"It's three miles high, with a drop of the same, and has a slight tilt at the end to propel it off the tracks and into the crowds below. I call it the 'Euthenasia Log Flume'".

Alternatively, Mr Bone's Wild Ride but IRL.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Aug 27, 2019

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

She's such a posturing loving waste of oxygen.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1166631844655304704

I'm massively skeptical of Boris losing a VONC - Tories gonna Tory, after all. Also Swinson gonna Swinson.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

bring the aristocracy bang up to date: Marquis-Mark of Munich

Marquis-Monster of Munch. Good mates with the Earl of Sandwich :v:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Niric posted:

I know there's much, much more interesting and important things going on right now, but Jess Phillips's schtick is just so loving irritating. Literally "I am a sensible adult and this issue can only be sorted by me, the sensible adult, talking like a sensible adult." It's smug and vacuous to the point of self-parody, and what's most annoying is that a lot of otherwise clever people absolutely lap it up as being the mightiest political discourse

It's the sort of vacuous poo poo that the media classes lap up so they can point and say, "Oh for it to be 2012 when the sensible people were in charge and we didn't have to pretend to know about austerity."

Her authentocracy poo poo irritates me more, "Oh bab, I'm working class I am, I know what it's like working in t'politics mine with me ma an' pa. Can't trust that Jerm'y Corbyn, mind." *doffs cap to Reece-Mogg*


xtothez posted:

The maximum chaos outcome would the government losing an initial vote due to Tory abstentions, Corybn not getting enough votes for an interim government, then a couple of spineless tories flip and vote confidence in Boris again before the 2 weeks are up. I'm fully expecting to see this.

Given how things have been going, and we're in the worst timeline, I can see this going down.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Love UK.

Is that Chukas new party?

CUK, LUK and CHUK.


How long before she tries to declare herself Lady Protector?

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Gonzo McFee posted:

drat I can't believe the Royal Family didn't save us.

It's fine; she'll wear a 200 year old brooch subtlely showing her displeasure at enacting Brexit. The greatest Royal snub to Johnson.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
https://twitter.com/BennPipe/status/1166719354064506880

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

lol this came up on my timeline and I forgot they really did believe the queen was some secret remainer

https://twitter.com/MadeleinaKay/status/951237913265754113?s=20

"B-but how could she enable Brexit!? She wore the blue and yellow flower hat!"

Part 12 billion of the "British Media Is Trash" series;

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
https://twitter.com/MrRichardMiller/status/1166722409346600960

Nice to see the Kennedy :brainworms: in action.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

OwlFancier posted:

I mean it's sort of true in that the queen isn't supposed to actually think when doing any of the things she does but if anything that begs the question of what the monarchy is even for.

I think if you lick her hand it cures scrofula, or something. But if we only need her hands, then she doesn't need to keep her head... :thunk:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
^^^
[e]: :lol:

bump_fn posted:

imagine the mental gymnastics

It's the same sort they exercise when it's "Jeremy Corbyn is useless as the opposition", right next to "Jeremy Corbyn is refusing to push the STOP BREXIT button himself."

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
loving double :brainworms: and double :lol:
https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1166717636853604354

(In case she deletes it)

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Bardeh posted:

So, realistically, what's going to happen on Monday when Parliament sits? Bercow has made it clear that time will be provided, right? Is there any sort of legislation that could be passed to stop this?

Speaking from sheer ignorance there's always a chance of putting forward a VONC. Not entirely convinced that would pass, and I'm not sure how that works in regards to prorogation if it does.

ATM, Bercow's only put out a general statement, no idea if there's anything actually legislative to halt this, I'd imagine he's looked into it though. We'll see I guess :shrug:

Gonzo McFee posted:

Her lawyers made her Heil Hitler.

:lol:


Double :lol:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Junior G-man posted:

I think we all know that the royals are monotremes.

Diana might have been, but I'm pretty sure Liz, Phillip, Charlie, and their other nonce offspring are pure Reptilians. Am pretty sure she blinked her nictitating membrane at Trump to shame him.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
^^^
[e]: Hey congrats! And fingers crossed! :)

OwlFancier posted:

The queen definitely has at least two and probably three decks and sets of oars.

Think you might be confusing her with Queenie McQueenface 2.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

can the lib dems just gently caress off forever? just gently caress off

With their current actions, it looks like they're gonna gently caress themselves into oblivion...again. Hopefully loving finally, too.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

They'll come back again when some new, totally improbable bullshit impacts the lives of the bourgeois

Bourgy-hydra - every new head that grows after being severed demands an extra 5p on bags before working with the Tories.

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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Rarity posted:

Hi everyone I've been lost in a WoW Classic void for 48 hours. How hosed are we?

Pretty much.

In some good news, however, a large quotant of FBPE are now questioning the purpose of the Queen and suggesting regicide. At least, the ones who aren't suggesting that Boris worked his sinister Brexit magics and forced her, against her will, to prorogue parliament (that's not a joke BTW). Swings and roundabouts.

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