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Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha Ah yes, its more logical for the Irish to go with the guys who hate the Irish.
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Fatten up the cat imo. Will be worth more per pound post Brexit.
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Aug 1, 2019 19:22
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Qwertycoatl posted:A brexiteer once told me that relations between the UK and Ireland were always great until the EU barged in and caused the Troubles It was the promise of a straighter banana and not the decades of gerrymandering and burning people out of their homes if they dared to call out about it. BANANA AR LA
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Aug 1, 2019 22:20
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Jose posted:Chips and curry obviously. Anyone who says chips and peas is broken Its the salt and vinegar that make chips and peas taste like heaven. Chips, peas, and thousand island dressing now! I would happily have this as my last meal.
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Aug 1, 2019 22:23
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WhatEvil posted:'Brits abroad return' is the most worrying one here. All those gammony ex-pats from Tenerife flooding back into the country. *shudders* "Come back all ye fellows, and tell us the horrors that you have seen from foreign lands!"
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Aug 1, 2019 22:45
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Soylent Yellow posted:All four are wrong. The correct answer is baked beans washed with enough vinegar to start dissolving the styrofoam carton. There was a brexiteer on O'Briens show a few weeks ago saying the UK should go back to using newspaper for chips.
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Second Month Boris informs country via carrier pigeons that everything is going great and the EU will break any moment. Tabloids praise Boris for feeding country with carrier pigeons.
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Aug 1, 2019 23:33
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Azza Bamboo posted:Do you put your milk on instant coffee first to stop the water from burning it? Open jar, 7 teaspoons of it in a cup, fill cup to brim of just boiled water, drink. Milk in coffee is just as bad as drinking decaff.
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Aug 2, 2019 13:13
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Angepain posted:I would like to say I drink hot chocolate instead, but what I actually do is ask for a hot chocolate and suffer through the flavourless hot water that your standard cafe serves and calls "hot chocolate" because they know that they will never get enough customers who give a poo poo about hot chocolate to make it remotely worth their while to care about the quality of hot chocolate In Belfast the coffee shop chain Bewleys used to do hot chocolates to die for. It may has well been poured melted chocolate into a cup, it was that good. And it had a marshmallow that when added made it gragghggggghgggg*homer drool*
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Failed Imagineer posted:Update: I moved on to all the Bailey's. I live in Cork city. And I have walked past that place loads of times but never been. Will do so soon though, thanks!
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Aidan_702 posted:This thread turned into #cork chat so effortlessly. Aho there. Blackpool here. Northside rulez!
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Diet Crack posted:lines of the purest cocaine, OP Now do you pour the milk in first, or the cocaine followed by the milk? mehall posted:poo poo posting on here or on discord. This is why I am here to be honest.
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Aphex- posted:A few years ago at work someone posted on our #tech slack channel that he was working from home. A couple of hours later he posts another message, all it said was "pornhub.com". It was deleted like a minute later but a few of us saw it and just looked on in horror. It was glorious. Our office is open planned, has a lot of windows both outside and 'inside' to the inner corridors and such. So a guy who thought no one was watching decided to load up porn and started trouser twitching. It was dark outside, so the windows reflected his screen back onto the rest of the floor. Manager saw the reflection, tapped him on the shoulder, and just said 'Just go home'.
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Do you stir your tea penis clockwise, or anti-clockwise?
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Aug 2, 2019 16:42
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Sinn Fein wanted to bring back the punt for a while years ago. So not sure how much they like the EU now over UK.
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Ratjaculation posted:I look forward to no-one learning from this dam incident, that our infrastructure is almost completely unsuitable for our changing climate. Looking forward to the 'investigation' into it which will happen 15-20 years from now when no one can be held liable as they have retired or died.
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No Bear Grylls type of shennigans for you!
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Aug 3, 2019 23:10
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Best takedown of Sherlock Holmes I read was from Terry Pratchett's Vimes. Saying that logical deductions don't mean poo poo, a Lord painting his rooms or gardening can be deduced to be a poor rear end hobo from his looks.
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justcola posted:Speaking of, I have around 50 or so spiders living on my back wall and window, with most of it covered in webs and eggs. I've never seen spiders live so close to one another as thought they were quite territorial, but this group seem to work together and have caught hundreds of flies. I've watched them and they seem to respect each others space and not steal food or anything, it's quite strange really. I think most web making spiders cant see that distant, so cant see another nearby. When they get close they may get into fighting. Maybe why they use their legs to feel the web vibrations and not seeing them on it. Now wolf spiders would love this wall buffet if they find it on their roaming about. As a kid at my grandmothers detached house, one wall would be full of butterfly cocoons. Absolutely beautiful. Now alas none as they are rare as poo poo.
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/samcoatessky/status/1158088563126427648?s=21 Boris found Ted Heath's 1972 plan to force all catholics out of Northern Ireland.
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Bit late on Ireland TV chat, but the best NI comedy ever is a show called Pulling Moves https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulling_Moves Derry Girls is a documentary. And Give My Head Peace is just poo poo. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Aug 7, 2019 |
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Private Speech posted:Also I think UK is self-sufficient in tunips and lamb, for whatever it's worth. And rhubarb. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Aug 8, 2019 |
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We had DnD at our school, but most then agreed that pretending to be an elf wasnt as good as being one in a computer game. So we mostly stopped the dice and paper and went into computer games.
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XMNN posted:why is BBC weather so poo poo I think they can't predict it as good as they used to be. All the previous decades of data is useless now with climate change.
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Aug 9, 2019 20:52
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baka kaba posted:https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1160198083852087299 How many wheelbarrows of them will buy a pint of milk? Need to know for my son, to see if he can goto the shops then for us.
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Aug 10, 2019 19:05
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painted into a coroner posted:Can't agree with you on the host of Tipping Point. Guy sucks all the energy out of the room. My daytime quiz of choice is The Chase - Bradley Walsh is actually a personality, even if he can get annoying at times. Best game show host imo is Warrick Davies. poo poo game show format though.
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Costa Rica doesn't have an army. HEY LADS, I JUST HEARD COSTA CALL OUR QUEEN LIZ A SLAG!
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Gammons start shouting at Starbucks to go back where they come from.
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Jose posted:Are Maddie's parents def killed her though I still chuckle that someone from my old workplace thought it was a good idea to put up a 'HAVE YOU SEEN MADDIE' in our work canteen back when she disappeared. In a business estate in Dublin.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Boris johnson visiting a prison. "Crikey, I've had larger things up my arse back in Eton."
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Nephthys posted:Nancy Pelosi says no UK-US trade deal if Brexit risks Irish peace. This is the US, they never do anything for moral reasons. They just don't want awkward questions from Irish-Americans why they are not helping Ireland during US election time.
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Aug 14, 2019 19:41
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The EU is ready for a no deal, is sick of the UK for not doing poo poo about itself preparing for it, and wants the UK to get punished for it. There is no way I can see the EU allowing more time for Boris to just spend the time doing what it is already, blaming the EU for not giving them everything.
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Aug 15, 2019 21:26
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Sensible talk now please. I think we should attack Dublin first using submarines, seeing thats the main hub of communication for the Republic and it will hard to counter against. Level RTE studios and army bases at once, then the Dail, then the main council buildings in Dublin, Cork, Galway, Waterford, Sligo and any others that seem to have any gatherings over the next few days. At the end of the first day troops can land anywhere on the east side of Ireland and a foothold can be established for the rest.
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Aug 15, 2019 21:53
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Guavanaut posted:What's the end goal of this? MAKE IRELAND GREAT AGAIN
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At least we can still throw up our binge drunk Diamond White and Red Bull.
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ThomasPaine posted:Religious dietary (etc) rules are some dumb poo poo and I'll continue to laugh about grown rear end adults refusing to eat cheeseburgers even though they eat both cheese and burgers because some old dude said the big powerful sky boy would get mad. I get very 'old school Bolshevik commissar' about superstitious nonsense. Yeah, I am fully aware that this is a remnant of my teenage new atheist phase. "You shall not boil a kid in its mother's milk" Logically this means theres at least one person in hell who did this, had a good meal from it, but schizo sky god got mad about it.
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Look whose more organized than the UK. https://www.thelocal.fr/20190816/updated-no-deal-checklist-for-britons-in-france It has a comprehensive list on what to do but this is one part to notice: quote:Firstly, Schengen Border Code rules mean that existing passports which were renewed early and therefore have over 10 years validity will no longer be valid right up to the expiry date written on the passport, but will be limited to the 10 years immediately after their issue date. For example, if your passport was renewed (under the old rules) 6 months before its expiry date, it would show a valid period of 10 years and 6 months. After Brexit day, you will effectively 'lose' the last 6 months validity, as third country nationals' passports must have been issued within the last 10 years. Note: this may affect you even if you don't travel - in order to remain a legal resident in France you need to make sure that the issue date on your passport is later than exactly 10 years before Brexit day. Meaning if you have less than 6 months on your passport come October, you are hosed. Wonder how many UKers know this. Another funny thing to note, it links the UKs page on this too. The UKs page still lists March 29th as the leave date. Nice to see the gov is on the ball.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:My brain is struggling to get around that. Does it not just mean that in ten years time you might think you are ok but won''t be? All the way up until that you're fine. Check out the UK link on the page, it explains it better.
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