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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Seems like a normal thing to do

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/stat...ingawful.com%2F

fwiw some people are saying it’s just this one person

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

this is a pretty decent video with some speculation on the Luna / Terra attack

https://youtu.be/Inr5t0Q_JGg

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


well but!

https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1524928286245015552?s=21&t=9ArxX2A7mfpUfmq7_UjvqQ

victory!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/stablechen/stat...ingawful.com%2F

let’s just have a redo we promise to get it right the second time!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/stat...ber%3D1464pti36

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

gschmidl posted:

How do they reverse transactions?

it’s probably like a credit card charge back except way way dumber.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Zamujasa posted:

current number status



Updated

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

meltdown Monday

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

hodl on to your butts

correction we are going to force you to hodl your butts.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

FCKGW posted:

I'm more interested in seeing ETH crack sub $1k

soon

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Shumagorath posted:

I'm still two pages back and barely survived the winklevoss band, but awful app turning this into wheel of fortune made me lose it all over again

It does it on the desktop site too. Its pretty nifty

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


well I have faith. thanks check mark man.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pigbuster posted:

Co-founder of 3 Arrow Capital, a crypto hedgefund. They're apparently even deeper on stETH than Celsius and they've been trying to dump it for the last few days. That they're dumping stETH, which is supposed to be a long term investment token, to get any kind of liquidity instead of selling literally any of their other supposed assets is... hm

listen they aren’t trying to dump it they are simply reallocating assets.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



so close to 20k

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Zamujasa posted:

buy the dip!



I’m buying the dip!

it’s spinach artichoke today!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

i like these returns

https://twitter.com/OracleHawk/stat...ingawful.com%2F

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

hang on, you mean that after coming this close to losing all of their money with absolutely no recourse, the lesson they learned is "i should put more of my money into this"?

this is the crypto brain way.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

the buck stops here (pretend I’m holding up something)

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

i don't think this crashes to zero, but we are far from the bottom of this. there's only so much more rube money you can pump into this system.

yeah I’d be shocked if it falls under $1000 tbh.

there are enough people out there who would keep it that high.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pigbuster posted:



cat bouncin like a motherfucker

Which site is this from?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

lol

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Shumagorath posted:

who the gently caress scans a publicly posted QR code

People who own crypto obv.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

i scan at codes at restaurants because they don’t give menus out anymore.

edit oh gently caress lol that would be perfect for a crypto meetup. just change all the we codes at the tables to steal their poo poo.

so easy too.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

infernal machines posted:

keep in mind, the target has to be dumb enough to accept that the qr code for the menu is opening their wallet app and requesting to transfer tokens

so basically guaranteed

" Oh weird this outback steak house menu wants to open my wallet.... well I do want my bloomin onion so lets do it"

post hole digger posted:

changing the qr codes at a restaurant in general seems like a pretty easy thing to pull... :ninja:

Hell you don't even have to change it. Just get some stickers made up and put them next to the real one. You'll get suckers that way for sure.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I for some drat reason am also friends with Derek Smart on facebook.

I have no idea how or when I did that but we’ve been friends for years.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

has anyone said bitcon yet?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

why tf does an app need 5k employees wtf

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I meant to post about this last night but lol

quote:

Moody's said that as at 31 March 2022, Coinbase had $6.1 billion in cash and cash equivalents, a healthy position relative to its $3.4 billion in long-term debt, including the $2 billion rated senior guaranteed notes (due 2028 and 2031).

so let’s just slice that in half (or more now) lol.

I’m sure Coinbase will survive but they aren’t looking too good right now especially if crypto dips even lower.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


please be true.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

when dude says he does the work of 11 men. he really means it.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Is blockchain the solution for anything?

No.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

fart simpson posted:

could we put yospos on the blockchain?

I vote that every post be turned into an NFT

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Khorne posted:

yeah, how do you go from a gov job to getting paid less in private industry lmao

bitcoin brain

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Grace Baiting posted:

:eyepop:wow is there anything bitcojn CANT fix ??

climate change

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Soylent Pudding posted:

If you think about it, once earth enters a runaway greenhouse cycle and settles into a venusian equilibrium there will be zero humans suffering from climate change. So Bitcoin solves climate too.

Oh gently caress.... :stonklol:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pile Of Garbage posted:

from the US version of the ring:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q7qTvHMfgQ

edit: i had no idea the end of that clip had been dubbed over, lol good stuff

i thought it was going to be for the remake of Disneys Black beauty.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I just can't understand how a company like crypto.com has thousands of employees to begin with. How many people can it possibly take to facilitate the exchange of actual-money and crypto, while skimming a percentage off the top? I mean, a finnish exchange, Coinmotion, does exactly that with less than 50 employees.

Were there thousands of units of room meat hired to show off some "growth metrics" to investors?

i asked this same drat question! it makes no sense!

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Sim swapping is fuckin wild lol

i listened to a pod cast about it and the whole thing is crazy lol

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