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Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Memento posted:

OK now make one for "Outside Context Problem"

i gotchu

Log082 fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 28, 2020

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Log082
Nov 8, 2008


quote is not edit drat it

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Antigravitas posted:

Something like that is a really tempting av, not gonna lie.

That's a lovely version I knocked up in paint (I even forgot to crop the white space!) but go for it. Or make a better version; it's just a triangle and a little explosion with some text.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Uncle Enzo posted:

Trip report: While you can thread a standard lightbulb into a garden hose fitting, they have different threads per inch so you kinda end up crosstheading them together. It's a pretty solid-feeling connection but I don't think it would be water-tight at mains pressure :(

I was letting my mind wander last night so I tested it out

Good to know, for when this inevitably comes up.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Sagebrush posted:

You are thinking of the ATLAS-I electromagnetic pulse testing facility, which simulated the EMP effect of a nuclear blast on aircraft systems without having to set off a nuclear weapon.

Also, as a college professor whose field overlaps materials science I was pretty fascinated by the concept of Lockwood, and I managed to get a copy of the original technical article through an inter-library loan from Georgia Tech. Turns out it's not just the spooky "irradiated wood gets hard and strong" :ghost: thing that everyone thinks. Rather, Lockwood is pine wood that is soaked in methyl methacrylate (plexiglass, lucite) monomers, then put into the nuclear reactor to polymerize it into a wood-plastic composite. The unique advantage of triggering the polymerization with radiation is that you can penetrate deeply inside the material and ensure it's completely cured all the way through. Less-dangerous radiation like UV light can't penetrate the wood, and triggering the reaction chemically before soaking won't give you enough time to fully saturate the wood before it cures.

Basically, Lockwood is more like a solid block of carbon-fiber composite than just a super-strong wood. It's still a totally unique material to my knowledge.

Thank you for this! I do some material science overlap work (technically I'm in mechanics, but with my specific projects there's plenty of overlap) on polymers, and this is fascinating! I'm tempted to send it to the chemist on the project and ask how he feels about working with radiation. Should be good for a laugh, anyway.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Submarine Sandpaper posted:

Lack of shades aside that's real cool that a laser can float a bubble

I can hear the guy who did my laser safety training screaming from retirement.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


There's a livestream of the firefighting efforts on the Bonhomme Richard here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIGgDuZ-JbA

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


SpaceCadetBob posted:

Lol still at it? What’s left to burn by now? Or is it sustainable just on the steel if it got hot enough?

The stream just went to break (it's a local news stream, but it's just a live stream of the firefighting when it's on) but before it did it looked like they were dropping on the island? Presumably they think it's worth trying to save something, or at least put it out so salvage can begin sooner. There was also a small but noticeable list.

There's another stream linked below, but it's, uh, a little foggy right now and you can't see anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0DhWEB01rk

Log082
Nov 8, 2008



That article has a LOT of good OSHA bits.

quote:

In mid-March, when the volume began to approach that amount, curiosity got the best of Raphael G. Kazmann, author of a book called “Modern Hydrology” and professor of civil engineering at Louisiana State University. Kazmann got into his car, crossed the Mississippi on the high bridge at Baton Rouge, and made his way north to Old River. He parked, got out, and began to walk the structure. An extremely low percentage of its five hundred and sixty-six feet eradicated his curiosity. “That whole miserable structure was vibrating,” he recalled in 1986, adding that he had felt as if he were standing on a platform at a small rural train station when “a fully loaded freight goes through.” Kazmann opted not to wait for the caboose. “I thought, This thing weighs two hundred thousand tons. When two hundred thousand tons vibrates like this, this is no place for R. G. Kazmann. I got into my car, turned around, and got the hell out of there. I was just a professor—and, thank God, not responsible.”

quote:

Up the valley somewhere, during the ’27 high water, was a railroad bridge with a train sitting on it loaded with coal. The train had been put there because its weight might help keep the bridge in place, but the bridge, vibrating in the floodwater, produced so much friction that the coal in the gondolas caught fire. Soon the bridge, the train, and the glowing coal fell into the water.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


azurite posted:

I've seen too many videos of buckets falling off in this thread to feel comfortable with that.

That, and I don't trust water quality around an industrial port.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


grillster posted:

It hit home once they drove forward slightly in the box.

Yeah, I went "Okay, that's awful, but at least they're strapped dow- Oh. Ohhh."

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


It's been a surprise to me to find out how many dangerous animals are just big loving dogs when they're not trying to kill you.

For example, I was talking to one of the rhino keepers last time I went to the zoo. Now rhinos in general aren't as dangerous as people think; they mostly only charge and murder people when they're scared. But, it turns out, rhinos that have been in contact with humans (like their keepers) long enough to get to know them are really like big dogs - to the point that on chilly days when the rhino wasn't allowed out into the outside exhibit, he would wait at the gate for the keepers to arrive and try to get them to play with him all day while they did their job. The keeper even made the "big dog" comparison himself, saying it was like trying to do work at home while your dog wants your attention.

tl;dr: rhinos are bros

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/L3xAI7f.gifv
Today we’re going to play with molten magnesium.


https://youtu.be/ROwvRuMYBs8

To be fair, magnesium is cool as heck. It's very light weight; we used to have a few bars of it in a lab I worked in and I'd play with them while I was bored. It can also be quite strong if you use the right processing, though obviously not on the level of steel and such. It's probably my favorite metal.

Yes I have a favorite metal shut up

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Virtual Railfan caught a train derailment live, and the aftermath is still there. I'm looking forward to seeing how they manage the cleanup. No injuries, thankfully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNvU59Ld8aA

(Go to 7:49 local time for the derailment.)

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


They've gotten to the point where they're craning down rail cars from the Kansas City derailment, for anyone interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNvU59Ld8aA

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


The various attempts at building a suitable reactor for a jet turbine are a wild story just by themselves. I don't have my books to go into all the detail, but the short version is that stripping a nuclear reactor down to bare essentials, removing unnecessary things like "shielding" and 'liquid coolant," doesn't really work.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Sagebrush posted:

those podcasts are extremely poorly edited yes and i also can't stand the OCD british person (lady iirc).

stick to the ones that donoteat does himself

I enjoyed the content of WTYP but I had to stop listening because Alice is extremely terrible, and the rest of the WYTP cast doubled down on it when people called her out.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3853977&pagenumber=1235&perpage=40#post504381980

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Adolf Glitter posted:

I recently read a long article about the boom in ultra expensive properties in London getting massive subterranean extensions, with stuff like cinemas, swimming pools and 3 story high waterfalls built.
They often use these little fellas.
When they are finished, it is quicker and cheaper just to bury/wall up the mini-diggers :smith:

sounds like a free mini-digger to me

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Anyone have good recommendations for good OSHA books, preferably those that do a deep dive and analysis of a single industrial accident or wreck? I prefer the type that puts it in a historical context rather than just technical descriptions of what went wrong.

Books on similar topics I've liked in the past are Tom's River, Tragedy at Honda, and so on. The more obscure, the better, as long as the writing of the book is sufficiently well researched.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008



Historical is great, that's gone on the list, thanks. I'm digging through my library for more recommendations of my own.

I went on a train wreck kick for a bit, and The Day the Whistles Cried: The Great Cornfield Meet at Dutchman's Curve: The Story of America's Deadliest Train Wreck as a very good historical account of an obscure disaster, as is Lost at Thaxton: The Dramatic True Story of Virginia's Forgotten Train Wreck.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Humphreys posted:

Speaking of which. Yesterday I 3D printed some raptor arms for the neighbours chicken. It immediately started attacking anything else around and stalking an Ibis.

To think Jack Horner has been wasting so much time and effort when it was this easy.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


I have both Command and Control and Atomic Accidents and highly recommend both. Atomic Accidents is particularly good for events that most people (including me, before I read it) haven't heard of.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Log082
Nov 8, 2008


CommieGIR posted:

Along those lines:

https://twitter.com/ademrudin/status/1339404811364515840?s=20

Basically, the NRC sets very strict standards for nuclear fuel handling and processing.
But Nuclear Weapons processing is almost entirely DOD/DOE decided, and it results in some scary poo poo that will turn you white as a sheet....

Incredibly pro read.

Also, to reiterate:

Trains.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Uthor posted:

I'd feel okay trying it, but would stand on the other side of the massive truck in case it slipped and turned into a missile.

Yeah that's my hot take. Clever solution, using the hydraulic cylinder on the truck and leverage, but once it was set up I wouldn't want to be anywhere near it.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


holy poo poo

Log082
Nov 8, 2008



That train has engines from 3 different companies leading. I wonder how much more of a pain in the rear end that made all the cleanup and insurance paperwork? Obviously only one company is going to be operating the train, but they're going to have borrowed the power from the other two companies, which has to make things more complicated.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Nenonen posted:

It helps that it was a swivel bus instead of a single solid vehicle, but that's got to be a total write out on both ends.

Nah.

Well, maybe not in Sweden, I don't know the economics of it there. But in the US they'll pick up engines that have completely derailed and refurbish them, a few blown out windows are nothing.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Nenonen posted:

I mean both ends of the bus. The train will just keep chugging.

Oh, yeah, I misunderstood. that bus is totalled.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Potato Salad posted:

going to go out on the limb to suggest that maybe a bullet-sized californium bomb would not compress and thus burn very efficiently

and god help any metallurgists who try to study the properties of its multiple crystal phases

Extreme crystal phases are really neat. I don't know much - they're only tangentially related to my field - but then, nobody knows much. That's kind of the point. Prediction of phase changes from first principles is just good enough that we can sometimes guess where to look, and not much use after that. And, of course, the problem with phases that only occur under extreme pressure/temperature conditions or are of short lived materials is that they're very hard to study, because they vanish so quickly. There is a push to look for metastable phases, and I believe even some predicted possibilities, but I don't recall seeing any literature on actual successes yet.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


shame on an IGA posted:

I've got a thrift-store-find copy of the ANS Plutonium Handbook that goes deep into actinide metallurgy, if you're interested I can post some scans later

Oh hell yes.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


CitizenKain posted:

One guy flew by a IJN ship and shot at them with his sidearm.

In the Battle off Samar, there are accounts of pilots running out of ammo after strafing IJN ships continuing to make dry runs, because anything they could do to slow down damage control or distract AA fire away from planes with ammo bought that much more time for the surprised escort fleet to escape. Similarly, torpedo planes made multiple dry runs for the same reason.

That same battle also had the only gun duel between warships won by a carrier, when the escort carrier White Plains scored a 5-inch gun hit on the Chokai, detonating her oxygen torpedos, crippling her, and leaving her vulnerable to later airstrikes. However, while the White Plains is generally credited with the hit, there is some ambiguity as the Chokai's logs claimed the immobilizing damage came from a bomb strike.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Azathoth posted:

I'm not going to make any claims about whether that actually happened or whether it was just a badass story, but I will say that it's about it's only about the 12th most crazy thing that happened that day.

The White Plains basically did the warship version of this and took out a cruiser, so...

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


aphid_licker posted:

Apparently the side of the canal the bow is stuck on is a lot more shallow than the other side

https://twitter.com/JonJennings/status/1375153985342992389

You can see how far the bow is out of the water from the red waterline being visible under the bow but not under the stern.

Wow that is worse than I thought, and I already thought it was pretty drat bad. And, of course, the easiest way to fix a grounding like that would usually be to pull really hard and back it off... which obviously isn't an option here. They have to turn it instead, and swing the entire bow.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Byzantine posted:

I think the boatfucklers have won the arms race, can't imagine the truckfucklers be able to top this.

Furthermore, the boat must be nuked.

If you think about it, using trucks instead of trains for bulk freight is slowly contributing to excess pollution and global climate change. Planet status: fuckled.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


I'm the two people still on the lawnmower-tricycle-wagon when it goes offroad

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Empty Sandwich posted:

a buddy went to grad school at the University of Wisconsin Madison and I distinctly remember waking up thinking a train was going to eat me

I think he said the city kept fining the conductor who did it, but that just made him do it more

I'm convinced something like this is going on with the line that runs by my apartment, because it goes right through the middle of the city and they always seem to blow the horns louder and longer at night. There are no level crossings to worry about or anything like that, either. It's pretty funny.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


By popular demand posted:

This isn't the first time OSHA the bear makes an appearance ITT but they're the finest reminder that safety regulations have teeth, and sharp claws, and a crushing grip, and also quite swift.
DON'T PUT YOUR WORKERS IN NEEDLESS RISK OR WE WILL RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND CRUSH YOUR ENTIRE HEAD BETWEEN OUR MIGHTY JAWS!

Don't test us motherfucker that thin office door is no match to our strength and hiding behind that lawyer will buy you only a second more of time!:crobear:

What I'm getting from this post is that we should start the OSHA equivalent of a K9 unit, but with bears, and let me tell you I have never been so in favor of something in my life.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Why the gently caress would you do this?

Some people just have a death wish.

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Log082
Nov 8, 2008



oh good, we can focus on the OTHER pointless techno grift project for DC to Baltimore transit, Hogan's loving maglev

you know, while cancelling the red line, letting the purple line die from lovely contracting for the builder, and just... refusing to expand existing MARC commuter trains like a sane person would

gently caress hogan so very much for making a maglev, of all things, suck

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