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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Whats a good all-purpose helmet for full day use?

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
HOW MUCH HAIR are we talking about, exactly?? This whole eye socket talk is freaking me the gently caress out

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Can I use an air compressor to clean all the gamer gunk out of my eye sockets?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Erwin posted:

They did WHAT?

I think its a typo. Doctors "popped one out" in his eyes.:fh:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
No one knows what it's like
To have this much hair
To have this much hay
Behind blue eyes

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Not sure what went on here but definitely something OSHA related

The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jul 5, 2022

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

lol how are we supposed to trust idiots like this with guns

You really, really shouldn't.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Dark lol that Fox cant make a big deal about bunch of kids shooting fireworks at rich people because a chud shot real ammo at people the same day. Any other day this would have been in their news cycle with "leftists have declared war on common people!!!"-type headline

edit:sorry for semi-political take, I thought Im in the trump thread

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
So is the hair behind my eyeball touching the brain? This is getting more concerning with each post

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
That feel when you realize that the bags under your eyes arent old age and lovely lifestyle, it's actually contact lenses and other crap you have lost

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
mods please rename me as Eyeball Chipmunk

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Mad Magazine had it's moments, and Al Jaffee was responsible for like third of those

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Did they check the back of your eye for gamer gunk? Sometimes a simple air duster takes care of it

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Thats less OSHA and more like O SHI-

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Protective goggles should be mandatory from birth. Hope nobody has their mom's pubes in the back of their eyeball

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Im not sure about this height/depth thing at all man, I think we'd be better off if we stayed in 2 dimensions only.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

drat good avatar for when the mods do the needful. Thanks!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Rule of threes lets go!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

How much poo poo can one get behind their eyes from eating rear end?

Enough for the coroner to tell if you're a pro

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Why is it okay when an animal does this, but not when I do it?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Wear your mask when visiting the great outdoors
https://twitter.com/BaelaLayla/status/1544773699873693696

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Never seen bags of coke that tired!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I like how the truck steps the breaks in the end, like he's just gonna pull over in the middle of a highway and scrape what's left of his asbestos bags and throw them over the pile, like any responsible fuckler would do.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Zero VGS posted:

This was in the Ukraine thread (someone in Russia doing this apparently) but I'm absolutely stealing it for the OSHA thread:

https://i.imgur.com/AQDoJlU.mp4

Jenga but if you die in the game, you die in real life.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Good thing he's already in a hospital

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Letmebefrank posted:

I wonder if the text-basedness of US signs cause any issues for immigrants.

Many things in US are designed specifically to gently caress with immigrants on purpose, hth

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Oof, imagine how many times has that had to happen for someone to draw that warning.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
One weird trick to remove your beer belly instantly!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Winklebottom posted:

this one is slightly more polite about it

https://i.imgur.com/kUsT815.mp4

The fish tax! The fish tax!
You've got to pay the fish tax
Every time you're gutting
When the fish comes out
This puppy comes looking

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Log082 posted:

It looks like a parking lot, so there was probably no one in it. I'm more wondering about when the owner came out afterwards.

"I could have sworn I parked here..."

The tail light looks like its on though

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

looks pissed

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Paint on a ceiling just does that if your house is affected by gravitation. Why they didnt turn house upside down until the paint dried, is beyond me

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

That reminds me of when a surveyor came around to give us a view on whether a wall was load bearing and he crudely punched a hole through our artex ceiling to put his hand through it to see if the wall was tied to anything above (it wasn't).

It made me cringe a but but I imagine it was absolutely fine - wouldn't wanna be doing that skimming job though.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
its a beautiful view, but Im not sure if I could appreciate it while my brain was shouting "you are going to die! you are going to fall and DIE" the entire time

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Whats the deal with easily avoidable plane crashes?? Am I right folks

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Preoptopus posted:

You forgot your jacket!!

Mom, you are embarrassing me in front of my friends..

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Safety Dance posted:

That is how you clean a turbofan engine, but usually there's a lot fewer dudes leaning into the inlet holding the machine in place.

There's fewer dudes when they're done

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
:kstare:

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I get these dreams where Im on a roof of a skyscraper, cornered by thousands of snakes and have to choose to either jump or get bit by rattlesnake after rattlesnake. It will be fun to have a little change of scenery with "up a giant tree getting stung by hornets"

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