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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

The Real Amethyst posted:

:frog:
Is this osha?


e: guess the ratio of spilled coffee cups to body fluids.

I used to work in a blood bank and on multiple occasions had to empty out biohazard waste bins to look for an empty blood packet because some documentation had been missed

This is giving me flashbacks

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

The Real Amethyst posted:

Oh dang they made you reopen a sealed clinical waste bag? :wtc:
None of our poo poo gets recorded. We just chuck em.

I saw it happen once. A nurse re-opened a bag and fished out a removed catheter because she forgot to note what size it was when they attempted to re-catheterize the patient.
Yes she placed it up against the patients penis to-make sure it fit.
I reported her which only resulted in me being the bad guy.

We were a stem cell bank so this was incoming blood that was getting cryogenically frozen, not like we were opening up a bag to see if they were O- or something. More gross than anything else

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

GotLag posted:

Two questions about this:
1. What is the fragment that fucks off skyward on the right edge of the video frame at about the 0:20 mark?
2. How was this even supposed to work? The boom must have been going to strike the crane on the right no matter how slowly they lowered it.

I think 1. is the brake exploding.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
gently caress I just remembered that thread where a goon kept finding blood on the bike pump surrounded by bloody q-tips and the thread joked that his brother was shoving them up his dick. Then it turned out this was actually the case and said good had to have a very awkward conversation with his little brother.

Practice sanitary and safe sounding, OSHA thread.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Icon Of Sin posted:

When the Russians wanted a sample of the Elephant’s Foot from Chernobyl, they shot at it until a big enough chunk for their liking came off.

Look Tarakanov just wanted to shoot something ok

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

:britain:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

NoWake posted:

I'm genuinely impressed with the moto rider's dismount, with the rear foot stepping off first. If you try it the opposite way, your lead foot quickly becomes your back foot & you end up tripping over your own leg.

You also watched the train video with the old dude, huh

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

zedprime posted:

Gonna go out on my gas pumping limb here and say we should have attendants pumping gas and they should have better PPE than Oregon and NJ have required.

There should be a contactless lane where someone in F1 style pit crew getup pumps £30 of fuel in like 5 seconds using one of those massive hoses

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

SelenicMartian posted:

USCSB animation budget has been looking impressive this year.

I still remember the one where a guy got sprayed with liquid phosgene and went to the hospital to be told "yeah you are gonna die in like 2 days pal."

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Feel like we're one step away from firefighters offering to buy your house and only putting the fire out if you sell to them, Crassus style

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

iroc.dis posted:

Some of my coworkers have done stints doing oil rig safety. From what they've told me, the hours and work are incredibly difficult but the pay is ridiculous.

For me personally, oil rig safety and plant safety at a paper mill are probably the two that fall in to my "not just no but gently caress no" category. I'm fine sticking with commercial construction safety for now.

Why paper mills

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
How effective would a dirty bomb that was an explosive inside a big block of asbestos be

Also: can you even buy asbestos anymore?

Dear GCHQ: this is a joke

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Aramoro posted:

Trump relaxed the rules on asbestos so maybe Americans at least might get to enjoy some horrific lung problems in the future.

Make
Americans
Get
Asbestosis

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Is posting Fred Dibnah cheating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F04dGK1_wYA

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Shut up Meg posted:

Fred was a very careful man and a stickler for safety.

For example, he would never drink more than 4 pints of beer at lunchtime when working, untethered, at the top of those chimneys.

In his own words, "You try doing this bloody job sober!"

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
That reminds me of all the weird Victorian electrical appliances that cropped up, like electrified heated tablecloths and stuff like that

Unrelated, a whole bunch of people in the Victorian era got electrocuted. Weird coincidence.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Blue Moonlight posted:

I don’t know, that just makes doing drugs at work look cool as gently caress.

I actually did drugs at work once - I was having kidney trouble at the time and had to go to hospital because I though I had a ruptured kidney. I ended up getting a huge dose oral morphine and sent on my way when they worked out it was a muscle spasm due to my electrolytes being all hosed up.

So I wander into my lab job 3 hours late with a huge grin on my face, clearly off my tits and insisting I'm fine now. My bosses couldn't reason with me so I got sent to clean the labs in an opiod infused haze for 5 hours until hometime. That lab was goddamn spotless by the end, I tell you.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Well sure there’s that plus you’d have to aim for the canteen if you’re using .50 cal rounds and that’s not easy

This isn't true

You can also aim for their belt buckle!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Thomamelas posted:

Kinda. Halon 1301 when exposed to a metal fire will start producing some nasty bi-products like HF. So it's not recommended for those. In more normal fires it's safe to breath but it can cause giddiness and impair thinking. But it won't give you cancer directly. But it is a CFC so when exposed to UV light tends to have long term negative effects on the ozone layer which can cause health issues. That's why it's not generally used any more.

Fun fact: the guy who invented CFCs would inhale a load and then use it to blow out a candle to show it was nontoxic and could put out fires.

As he was *also* the guy who invented tetraethyl lead he would pour that poo poo all over his hands to show it was fine, then wash it all off as soon as humanly possibly because he knew exactly how bad it was.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ili posted:

Christ on a crutch that's horrifying. I hated using the touchscreen to change radio stations in the ute while driving, trying to control anything important with one would be a nightmare let alone doing it while being shot into loving space.

Postmortem analysis of the ashes shows the pilot had consumed a cannabis brownie within 2 weeks of launch and this intoxication was the probable cause of the crash

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Nth Doctor posted:

I'd be gobsmacked if the astronauts are doing a drat thing while the vehicle is under thrust. The Falcon 9 has run the entirety of it's launch sequence in a closed loop mode for years.

I'm reminded of the Space Shuttle having a return to base abort mode at launch (basically the shuttle does a loop de loop immediately after launch) and when asked about trying it out the test pilot responded with "We don't need to practice Russian roulette."

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Warmachine posted:

There's just not enough grift in trains, especially after the U.S. auto industry spent decades demonizing the things. Sadly the only place for trains left in the U.S. is C-SPAM.

You can also sell your TotallyNotATrain to local authorities more easily because you can hype up the ability and lowball the cost, while people in general know how much a train costs

The big challenge is getting another TotallyNotATrain build after the first but that's a problem for future you

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
did he drop from the top of the half pipe into his fingertips or what here

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
People are talking in the donoteat thread about 10 lane pedestrian crossings with no working button so the cyclist might not have had a whole lot of choice

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Dry ice is CO2 though, so its not just an oxygen displacer?

Also I dispute that claim by the manufacturer - I worked in a lab that had -70 degrees dry ice freezers, and I picked up a metal rack from a freezer wearing PPE gloves and held it against my chest to balance. Unfortunately, I had nipple piercing at the time, and it turns out even through a lab coat a metal piercing drops temperature pretty quickly...

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
If you had uranium I suppose you could try making a gun type device where the device is both your hands

This feels like a finishing move in an anime or something

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The original ending to that was that the protagonist would turn into a tree but the producers talked the writer out of that one

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Don't know about the Japan thing but on the New York Central railway, when they introduced their Niagara locomotives they were run on a 6 days on, 1 day off pattern. This meant that the firebox never fully cooled down, but being a steam locomotive still needs to be cleaned out due to ash buildup. The solution? Send dudes in asbestos suits to climb in though the firebox door and clean out the firebox from the inside while it's still red hot.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MuHFeRl.mp4

Note the 25 second mark. I’m sure it was very important for him to be there! And he’s wearing his vest so you know it’s safe.

Someone went "it'll buff out" but they took it seriously

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
That chimney one is in the "what were you expecting to happen" category

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Live action Thunderbirds remake looking good

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Did his shoes come off though

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I've been looking into donating my brain because I'm pretty sure I've developed CTE from playing American football :(

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

DelphiAegis posted:

Back in philly, I heard a story of someone who had a hoodie on (so no peripheral vision) and headphones in (so no auditory clues) who walked right out into the road and was hit by a trolley. If I recall, they survived but were badly hurt. Despite screeching like loving mad around curves due to the lack of a differential, I kept my head on a swivel for those fuckers. Low engine noise since they were electric-powered.

I've nearly been knocked off my bicycle twice by Prius' sneaking up on me on me in milk float mode

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I was half expecting someone to try and reach in to fish it out

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I think the most of impressive bodging feat of WWII was what happened to USS New Orleans, which got the front 1/4 of the ship blown off by a Japanese torpedo in the battle of Tassafaronga. Not only did the ship not sink, the crew managed to get the ship to harbour, rig up a temporary bow of coconut logs, sail backwards all the way to Australia at 2 knots, get a sturdier fake bow fitted and then sail backwards again all the way across the Pacific to Puget Sound.

The most OSHA thread event was probably Japanese aircraft carrier Taiho, which took a hit that cracked her aviation gas tanks and started filling the ship with gasoline vapour. This was obviously a problem so the damage control teams open up all the vents to get fresh air...which turned the atmosphere of the ship into the perfect ratio for a fuel air bomb, leading to the ship to explode and sink 6 1/2 hours later.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

GD_American posted:

Much like the Marines' "everyone is a rifleman first" ethos, the US Navy's belief is "you want to keep where you sleep afloat and not on fire, right?"

Ironically one of the main issues on the USS Forrestal fire was that the US Navy went from everyone being trained on damage control to it being a specialised job, just like the IJN did in WWII.

This posed a problem when a secondary explosion during the fire killed basically every trained firefighter on the ship.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

low key sex master posted:

Ugh this got me wikiholed into reading about the Battle of Midway

Read Shattered Sword

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

wesleywillis posted:

Ok, ok, is there a military history thread that talks about all this crazy poo poo?
I'll assume its in the Internet VFW?

A/T

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3950461

It's on its 4th incarnation I think

The Idiots thread in VFW is also pretty applicable to this thread lol

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Nenonen posted:

We need to cull the tesla population, there are too many on the roads.

Roving gangs on horseback hunting them down for their precious lithium

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