Squizzle posted:

could be cedar. might be pine

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

the lyrics to halleluhiah don't make any god drat sense

Joementum posted:

welp I guess it’s bappin

new kind of cat posted:

Joementum posted:

Strappleberry posted:

but like for real tho,,, i do think that megan mccain is hot

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Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The first thing my psychology teacher taught me in 9th grade was there's no such thing as a tit man. Tits and cleavage just remind us of hips and rear end, and we're attracted to wide child bearing hips.

He was also my art teacher and was out for 6 months one year because he got heavy metal poisoning from too much lead paint.

Thanks buddy.

That DICK! posted:

smythe is gone? sad. he wasn't the guy who made the bad post right? because i met the man once and he was nice. i texted him last night and clowned on the post. i hope i did not clown on the man

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao at my wife whenever she sits down at the computer after I have crafted so many beautiful posts and leave photoshop/imgur/snipping tool open with my beautiful attempts at content. Sometimes she laughs, sometimes she just sighs and says "I just never know what it's going to be with you" and I say "my trumo friends make me do this it is not my fault" and slink away.

Poniard posted:

That DICK! posted:

nichael's so dumb, he started a phone bank so he could save time

Mayor Dave posted:

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Apraxin posted:

well, our horrible guinea pig finally expired today

been sick pretty much since the moment we got her, continuously for two years. wheezing, sneezing, making GBS threads diarrhea and blood, accumulating strange growths, all the while the vet was like 'hmmm i have no idea what's causing this maybe try a different medicine this time lol'. twice, all her hair fell out for no explicable reason.

she never got above two-thirds of the recommended weight for guineas, and for most of her life was less than half the size of her dumb fat sister

she made it to three, somehow, and survived at least one operation that was meant to be the end of her, which meant that we got to spend a last few weeks stuffing her full of vegetables, and she got one last chance to bite some vet techs, which she always loved

final epitaph from the vet: 'i'd never actually been intimidated by a guinea pig before'



you awful fuzzball, gonna miss you

Turdfuzz posted:

You know, we've had a lot of Jewish IKs. Nichael, Wampalord, Bearjew.

Guess you could say they're mod's chosen people.

punchymcpunch posted:

im warning you: dont do this

helta posted:

Turdfuzz, this cat is sleeping. That good enough?

DryGoods posted:

BONGHITZ, you're a sliver of light in the long, cold night

Filthy Hans posted:

Pohl posted:

baw posted:

folks

teen vogue is cancelled. please find somewhere else to learn about buttfuckin

https://twitter.com/perlberg/status/1214946267895336962

punished milkman posted:

Lmao the automatic doors and dramatic light. Rword prez owns

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tenderjerk posted:

Adderall rocks if you like pissing every 6 minutes

My Mother The Car posted:

Adderall rules for playing beer pong and super monkey ball...and for being the wettest president?

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Doofus tit man unable to restrain his horny for Meagan mccain

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Forgot to congratulate you on your martyrdom snoo

Huxley posted:

https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/617371513277259776

NofrikinfuN posted:

me too

discovering e-honda's hundred-hand slap could get you to balrog on a single quarter

and then balrog would paste your rear end

or blowing a collective $20 with your brother/cousins beating the simpsons arcade

but it was fine because it wasnt your money

Gazpacho posted:

Maybe you’ve never had the experience of taking an exam after an all night cram and then getting it back and your answer to “what is Ohms law” is “beef taco” and other bizarreness but many have

snoo posted: