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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race? This poll is closed. |
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| R. Allin-Khan |
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6 | 1.60% |
| R. Burgon |
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80 | 21.33% |
| D. Butler |
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72 | 19.20% |
| A. Rayner |
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35 | 9.33% |
| I. Murray |
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5 | 1.33% |
| P. Flaps |
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177 | 47.20% |
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Updated the list of previous threads, so when we're all killed by coronovirus, our supermutant descendants may have a record of our time before The Event. Previous Threads
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:it's all over england now: Wondered why my local GP started wearing this; 
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Mar 1, 2020 15:22
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 How reassuring to see people trying to profit during an epidemic. And at least the kink industry is doing well.  for   Sadly, the same cannot be said for the proud, British Dogging community: https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1234543541059231744
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Mar 2, 2020 21:05
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Bardeh posted:I've taped up my bumhole, nostrils, mouth, and eyes. There's no way for the virus to get in. It's just common sense. They laughed at my full-body latex gimp suit. But who's laughing now! 
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Mar 3, 2020 17:48
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sebzilla posted:Obviously you need to use the right flavour  Trying to find the arcane mixture for Pickled Onion and Flamin' Hot, but they are elusive. Probably stored in forbidden alchemic cookbooks - for their flavour grants madness.
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Mar 3, 2020 21:37
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MikeCrotch posted:Just in the gym and realised that this is probably the perfect breeding ground for coronavirus huh "I'll show you who's boss of this germ."
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Mar 5, 2020 22:19
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Apparently the libdems are doing their own leadership race - I literally forgot about Swinson Candidates so far, are the nobody she ran against before, and the other loving nobodies still in the party.
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Mar 8, 2020 13:59
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Been off all week with the flu, and now getting various facebook shares sent to me by elderly relatives with very spurious medical advice, such as gargling vinegar, cupping, and reiki. Pretty sure only a few days away from the same people advocating bloodletting to balance my humours, or eating a boiled dog's heart soaked in piss, or whatever. [e]: Oh, the week before, my hairdresser was convinced that coronavirus had been made in a lab for the purposes of population control. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Mar 15, 2020 |
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Mar 15, 2020 03:03
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stev posted:How long before the daily press briefings are just a stand in with Boris' face deepfake'd over it and clips from previous briefings edited together to sound like a new message? Preview of the next few months briefings: 
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Mar 16, 2020 19:27
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I do factory work, and there's no way of getting a 12 ton machine and required accoutrement out of there. Could give it a go, stick it in the communal shed we have.  [e]: Just seen a fb post by an old colleague who voted against a Labour government (because Corbyn and dread "socalism"), now loving seething that the Tories aren't giving a flying gently caress about people (him - low wage warehouse worker) who will be hosed financially because of the way they're handling the situation. It's literally the "I never thought the Face-eating leopard party would eat my face!" post in the wild. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Mar 17, 2020 |
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Mar 17, 2020 01:25
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Prince Phillip, pictured yesterday: 
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Mar 18, 2020 17:55
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TheRat posted:It won't last though. Pretty much. It'll be spun as "see, this stuff only worked during a crisis - and socialists want a crisis everyday  !"And all the inherent, down-ward spiralling, contradictions of capitalism brought to light for people under this will be simply brushed aside as "Oh well, it was the crisis of coronavirus", and not literally the last 40 years of a system making GBS threads itself to death.
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Mar 18, 2020 19:47
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As if there's not enough misery in the world, ITV has some godawful sitcom on that feels like it's timewarped from the 70s. It's as painful as Mrs Brown's Boys - like it's almost a pisstake of how loving unfunny and xenophobic they were. In the first five minutes, they've made a job scrounger "joke", outright said "lefty BBC propaganda", and called someone a snowflake, and every line is drowned out in an explosion of fake laughter. What even the gently caress. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Mar 18, 2020 |
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Mar 18, 2020 21:21
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The Jess Flaps Endless Grift - propped up her talentless hack mates. https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1240278261214654466
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Mar 18, 2020 23:13
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I had a dream last night that I suffered a compound fracture of my humerus, but for some reason the doctors decide the best treatment for this was to amputate my arm and then re-attach it, solely so I could run around and beat people round the head with my own severed arm. I must take this to a psychologist  [e]: 154 - the amount of severed thumbs up I give 1987's schlockfest, "Deadly Prey". Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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Mar 20, 2020 10:22
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Been up all night, so decided to pop along to the shops and get some milk. Poked my head in the freezer section, and the only pizzas left untouched were the ham and pineapple. I think it's an omen.
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Mar 22, 2020 08:38
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https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1239585724669796352
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Mar 22, 2020 23:02
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Skull Servant posted:Don't fail me now, Gibbo It's too late, Phillip has already reincarnated as the virus. And the Queen is 95% formaldehyde and 5% kindling.
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Mar 23, 2020 07:21
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Saros posted:Lol at the Tories being forced to enact the Labour manifesto. They will totally attempt to memory-hole this though. Or at least attempt to contextualise it as only working during a crisis and not during "normal" times. Still though that it's pretty much forcing their hand.
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Mar 23, 2020 10:13
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communism bitch posted:Morning all. Guess which loving castle is still open for no reason. Seriously? Did they give a reason? But on the plus side; OwlFancier posted:Give it a month and you'll be glad of your own castle when all the other people working there are dead --- Red Oktober posted:And as much as I'd love Nationalisation of the railways (it's ridiculous they're not), the fact that they'll probably go straight back to private straight after this shows the worst side of privatisation - the companies get all the profits, the taxpayers pick up the losses. Oh yeah, the second they can frame coronavirus as being "over", it'll be straight back to the business of arsefucking as usual. [e]: Oh, and anyone heard from Seaside Loafer? If you're reading this mate, hope you're okay. [e2]: And Poison Jam (I think? Sorry might have confused the username/mixed up with another user). Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Mar 23, 2020 |
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Mar 23, 2020 10:48
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communism bitch posted:No official reason being given but the rumour mill suggests that insurance won't cover a closure without explicit instructions to close from the government. I'm already locked in my tower like quasimodo anyway, but I feel for the poor bastard cleaners, gardeners, and maintenance workers who are all herded together like pigs. For gently caress's sake.
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Mar 23, 2020 11:01
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communism bitch posted:I'm offering blowjob to anybody who can get me a pack of mince and a couple of peppers. Food situation is not good here. A pegging spitroast by you and the duchess, or no dice.  [e]: drat, played my hand too soon. Should have haggled my way up. Can't match this offer. VVV Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Mar 23, 2020 |
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Mar 23, 2020 11:33
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namesake posted:Warm garlicky air detected coming out of the channel tunnel. Can you imagine if they used the chunnel to bake the world's largest garlic baguette to go with the stadium lasagne? Mmmmm...
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Mar 23, 2020 21:09
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YT link for the lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bUCwmYcvzY
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Mar 23, 2020 21:26
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/ShehabKhan/status/1242187708849696768 Yeah, it's so vague as to be meaningless.
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Mar 23, 2020 21:41
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goddamnedtwisto posted:My mate's boss is already telling him he'll need to go in to work and has sent him a letter to show police to prove he's a key worker. This essential key work? Facilities at an office that has been closed for a week already. My place manufactures non-essential plastics, and really should have shut down operations a week ago, but the ballache is this announcement has come just as I'm going to start nights, so me and my coworkers have no loving clue and won't find out what is happening for the forseeable future until the day shift come in. And I'm due to start in like an hour.
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Mar 23, 2020 21:59
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Family asked me to hold fire on going in tonight, as two fall under the vulnerable group category. Spoke to some of my colleagues, and they're all in the dark, although expecting a company email soon apparently. Who knows. I've been off sick with the flu the last 2 weeks anyway, so it's not like another day's going to make a difference.
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Mar 23, 2020 22:34
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Been told by my workmates my workplace running as normal because of the current confusion and super ambiguity of part of last night's announcement.
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Mar 24, 2020 08:06
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Chap at work thinks the government's doing a great loving job in regards to the coronavirus. loving gammon boomers I swear. Managed to annoy him by suggesting that the Tories were basically being forced to do Labour policy (I know I know, but if anyone's dense enough to believe the government's response has been in any way loving adequate or timely, they're certainly not going to know actual labour policy), and did at least get him to shut the gently caress up that Johnson's personal response had been consistant or good by referencing that Johnson said in an interview that he'd been loving shaking hands with patients with coronavirus, among the other contradictory poo poo he's literally said in the last two weeks. Sorry, rant over. Just had to vent.
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Mar 25, 2020 09:13
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Oh yeah, Permitted Exercise report - you'll all be pleased to hear that every building site around Canary Wharf is going at full speed, because God knows they have to get those 6,000 or so luxury flats onto the market by summer when demand for million-pound shoeboxes with a view of other million-pound shoeboxes will definitely be peaking. Literally the only reason my firm claim they're still open is to supply the NHS with drainage pipes and the like. Completely coincidental that they're supplying a load of plastics for the construction industry, and recent orders have been to a load of still-in-operation construction firms for new builds. ...And now they've just sent a company email saying they're winding down operations, because I imagine in the grand scheme of things at the moment, replacement drainpipe clips probably isn't high of the NHS list of priorities.
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Mar 25, 2020 20:46
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Mar 28, 2020 07:39
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OwlFancier posted:I admit if I saw a younger version of me I'd just be like "you poor bastard" Night Watch posted:You're not me, he thought. I don't think I was ever as young as you. If you're going to be me, it's going to take a lot of work. Thirty drat years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You've got it all to come.
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Mar 29, 2020 12:19
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Z the IVth posted:"Denies X" is basically doctor speak for "I don't quite believe you but you said you didn't and I have to write it down". ......It's magnets up his bum, isn't it.
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Mar 30, 2020 13:07
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Miftan posted:Do you know how hard it is to get a magnet with a flared base? Google image search brings up a lot of interesting magnet shapes, unfortunately they're only for roadmarkers. goddamnedtwisto posted:Look if you can think of a quicker and easier way of getting rid of the nose magnets than to pull them down into his stomach for eventual expulsion I can't wait to hear it. Wachter posted:Mocking this dude is really mean-spirited. Every year dozens of doctors end up in casualty with amateur telescopes jammed up their bums, but you don't see anyone taking the piss out of them now do you? "Accidentally tripped and fell while stargazing." Or  "Accidentally tripped and fell while searching for Uranu-"
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Mar 30, 2020 13:28
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mehall posted:They don't have baked beans though, and what kind of sicko blasts butter beans, kidney beans, or heaven forfend cannellini beans up the backside? "In the absence of haricot, providence will provide a bean" ~ pissed Issac Newton, probably.
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Mar 31, 2020 00:07
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Mods ban this sick filth for not using the thread-approved orifice for creme egg insertion. 
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Red Oktober posted:You can set a virtual background on your Zoom. I used this for a conference call today. You need to find a flaming skull throne, or a Giger chair background to assert your business dominance. Mad Max style bog roll throne would also suffice.
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