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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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this will never happen because a whole lot of people will be shocked to learn they're not as "pure" as they thought

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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RandomFerret posted:

Hitler did anal porn???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qgsebueN-o

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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someone open a store selling I LOVE EATING STEW bracelets, make some money. throw me 10% thanks.

Light Gun Man
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Gross Dude posted:

In Phantasy Star Online there were weapons with the word Hell in them, but if you tried to say the weapons name in chat it would get censored. Also Saturday would be censored and so would crackers. Heres an article :

https://archive.rpgamer.com/editor/2001/q2/060301cu.html

Not in the article, but from my memory, socks also was filtered, maybe it was too close to sucks.

i remember shoes (hoes), pork, and cola being censored in various versions of PSO

Also Frozen Shooter was a good in game item but it has "hooter" in it so you can't say it. I think there was a mag called Marica which you couldn't say, supposedly Spanish slang?

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Skwirl posted:

"Cola" ?

Don't really understand it either, but I remember it being banned early on, to the annoyance of my girlfriend. The later private servers let her use it so she made it her main character's name.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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If you've never seen them, please do yourself a favor and watch some dahir insaat videos from the retsupurae channel

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaelxMx37ZE_-pYWUTLZe87eDrFi0qGbw

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Where I live, big trucks are a political statement and a personality type. Every oil-loving, pipeline-sucking, coal-humping racist chud has one. Women of that same group buying big trucks is always 100% "I'M nOt LiKe oThEr gIrLs".

Got a lot of these in my town. Including the ladies with the pink camo and U JUST GOT BEAT BY A ~GIRL~ stickers. Seen a few blowing black clouds so I guess they got coal switches or whatever too. They like to drive up and down the main commercial road for hours every friday and saturday night.

What the hell kind of brain worms causes this behavior??

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learnincurve posted:

I once shouted quite a lot at a group of people standing around with miniature ponies who were claiming to be a autism therapy group, they were not and when I left the police were trying to work out if they could put the ponies in the K-9 unit van.

People are bastards and grifters gonna grift.

imagining this as a brony meetup with toy ponies

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RoboRodent posted:

It's so stupid I almost want to send this idiot back for his dream life.

if only all war deaths were actually insufferable time travellers

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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maybe we should have gone with "make the police stop fuckin killin people/pets all the goddamn time" for a clearer message

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Mega Comrade posted:

Read that as dematerialize lol
Made me think of shooting police with Sci fi guns

i'm onboard

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Gats Akimbo posted:

I'm game!

^^^ better username/post combo from that goon though ^^^

lol


DEMATERIALIZE THE POLICE

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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hahahaha hell yeah, excellent work

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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seizure lights removed, replaced with straight up snowcrash

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Internet sez: "Demisexuality is a sexual orientation where people only experience sexual attraction to folks that they have close emotional connections with. In other words, demisexual people only experience sexual attraction after an emotional bond has formed."

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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oh no, run for your lives, it's the gently caress Nazis!!

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Oct 17, 2009

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Pththya-lyi posted:

One day the transit nerds and the rocketry nerds will meet in bloody battle, until we realize we need to unite against our common enemy: the austerity nerds

hear me out:

rocket

trains

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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ok i'll drop mine off at your place, doc

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saints row is one of the few franchises where I can play myself, as most games don't let you be fat. but I can also play lots of other types of people, so hell yeah multiple playthroughs.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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I'm no engineer or whatnot but I think the first question to ask is "intake what?"

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Oct 17, 2009

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there were some books and stuff in japan in the 90s that were novelizations of tabletop game campaigns. some were a little successful, i think? not really seen a lot of info about it in english honestly.

but yea that kinda stuff is fun while you are doing it and there but probably would be garbo to anyone outside the game

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Spazzle posted:

Yes, thank goodness there aren't hundreds of garbage tier fantasy books that are nothing more than transcribed tabletop campaigns.

lol, i suppose there probably are. fantasy novels ain't really my field of interest.

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perhaps the important bit is making a novel or whatever out of an interesting setting vs "bro we are so funny lmao"

edit: kinda beaten lol

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When I was a Spider-Man reading kid I appreciated that he was a poor student most of the time, but was also cool with him having a wife to come home to. Dude did a lot of work in the 90s marvel universe he should have some personal life too. I hear all this stuff over the years about writers hyper dedicated to loving up his marriage and just don't get it at all. I guess they read Gwen issues as a kid or something.

I seem to recall one issue where he got a new place with a skylight and is all hell yeah i can crawl in and out of that and starts fantasizing about a custom Spider-Van but realizes he can't afford it. A hero of the people.

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Push El Burrito posted:

This was mostly just one person who happened to be the Editor in Chief. That tends to be how it is where the writers want to try new and interesting things with these characters and the higher ups are all "BUT THAT MIGHT HURT SALES" meanwhile the industry just keeps on dying.

I'm all for artistic vision I just don't really get where that one comes from, seems like a weird thing to focus on. And even if you wanted to make Spider-Man get divorced, Black Cat is right there yeah? Don't need to involve magic satan stuff.

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Midnight Voyager posted:

This particular guy was like "Nobody can identify with someone who is a married person in a good relationship, we need to undo it. Divorce? No, that's still too Adult, we need to crank things back another way."

Maybe Spider-Man has an undocumented power of being a Super Husband ever think of that smart guy editor??

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Biplane posted:

I see him every day

i saw him earlier today (watching twin peaks)

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as a youth i had a minor existential crisis about santa. i didn't believe per se but i could tell i was getting conflicting information and wasn't sure who or what i could believe about it. i was already often staying up late so i basically started the personal tradition of "gently caress it i'll stay up all night xmas eve and find out for myself what's up"

i don't think i thought santa was bringing all my presents or anything, obviously it was family, but like i had to test the data to know for sure i guess??

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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"save the west" from what, exactly? please tell us. be specific.

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Dr Christmas posted:

We have to save it from from "wokeness," a threat so dire it necessitates an alliance with Nazis.

Wokeness is when you turn on the TV and there is a black and/or gay person.

and here i thought my life was dumb

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BigRed0427 posted:

Kind of what I thought.

Apperently the same thing is happening with retro video games?

absolutely is, especially from the "graded games" companies

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Oct 17, 2009

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ah yes, it is my child who is the selfish one

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that reminds me of a concept from a weirdo religion I heard about: when you die, you and everyone you know watch your entire life over again in a movie theater. holy poo poo that sounds awful. gently caress all of that. if I see that poo poo starting up I'm gonna find a way to kill my already dead self.

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Even with how lovely the cars are people still seem to be buying them. A lot of tech bros genuinely don't care about that stuff even if they pretend to, or see it as a plus.

maybe the self drive accidents are a lie and they are just buying it because it gives them plausible deniability for running people over

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lol that Ballmer is so far ahead of the zucc

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dialhforhero posted:

Look no further than America.

Literally slaves, and immigrants put in virtual (or literal) indentured servitude, built the infrastructure and fueled the core economy.

checks out

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like poo poo that part where the dude says the service made him the man he is today should get it all across on its own lmao

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would be funny if this was a bait and switch and the showrunners gently caress everything up and need to be saved by the contestants or something like that

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seems like the true villain here is disney for charging so much for poo poo. also the wedding industry for the same.

also the couple. and that twitter lady.

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