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ProperCoochie posted:April is the covidest month May won't stand for that.
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TMMadman posted:New thread, same smell of death if you can smell the death, you don't got it yet.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:100k a day before the weekend is out? not possible. we only do a total tests of about 100k/day. using https://covidtracking.com/us-daily/ which breaks down days as going 5:01pm EDT the day before to 5:00 pm EDT the day of gives the actual amount of tests done Thurs March 26 - 16,797 positives, 97,806 tests, 17.2% positive results Fri March 27 - 18,678 positives, 107,295 tests, 17.4% positive results Sat March 28 - 18,821 positives, 109,071 tests, 17.3% positive results Sun March 29 - 20,827 positives, 95,647 tests, 21.8% positive results Mon March 30 - 21,469 positives, 113,503 tests, 18.9% positive results Tues March 31 - 24,240 positives, 104,117 tests, 23.3% positive results 
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fermun posted:using https://covidtracking.com/us-daily/ which breaks down days as going 4:01pm EDT the day before to 4:00 pm EDT the day of gives the actual amount of tests done 
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Lokar posted:https://twitter.com/sarahspain/status/1245469289408323586?s=21 your husband would put your cats in a kill shelter if you died and didn't have a will saying not to do that?
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someone on twitter did the math earlier and if he had bought them all at their current full price, then he would have spent nearly exactly $1M. i'd bet he got them at like half price and only decided to donate $500k
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Apr 2, 2020 02:58
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fermun posted:someone on twitter did the math earlier and if he had bought them all at their current full price, then he would have spent nearly exactly $1M. i'd bet he got them at like half price and only decided to donate $500k https://twitter.com/evdefender/status/1245288438728966146 because it's a 5 year old discontinued product, it's current msrp is now $797/cpap machine. musk bought and donated 1255 of them, if he paid full msrp for them, he wouldve spent $1,000,235. and there's no way he didn't get a massive bulk discount, lol. he basically did a here's $10 to gently caress off to the entirety of the US with worthless cpap machines
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wayne brady asking his wife's boyfriend if he can have a mountain dew and play some xbox
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there's a place a couple blocks from me that is just a fancy arby's, like artisanal roast beef sandwiches and curly fries. i don't have an arby's anywhere near me so i go there about once a month when i want a roast beef sandwich and curly fries. also, for some reason they sell beer and it's ridiculously cheap so from like 5pm-7pm on weekdays you often find a bunch of old dudes hanging out at the tables just drinking pbr out of plastic cups and eating curly fries
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endlessmonotony posted:Also, important note about those Musk ventilators - they are actually ventilators, CPAP and BiPAP/VPAP are two very different technologies. are they? they look exactly like the ResMed S9 Elite with H5i Humidifier  
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endlessmonotony posted:Can't tell by looks, since ResMed makes so many devices with the same mold. it's a very similar mold, but look at the difference between their noninvasive ventilator:  and what they actually have: all the VPAP COPD ones have a small extra section between the H5i humidifier and the main device for the alarm. you can also see the text for the VPAP-COPD machines say VPAP-COPD, and whatever is written above the power button there is shorter in length.
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endlessmonotony posted:Could be the VPAP Auto, which oughta function the same operated by a skilled pilot. only if they had a production run that didn't say vpap auto on it as all their documentation does: 
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fermun posted:https://covidtracking.com/us-daily/ which breaks down days as going 5:01pm EDT the day before to 5:00 pm EDT the day of gives the actual amount of tests done Thurs April 2 - 28,239 positives, 117,689 tests, 24.0% positive results  lol, we're never gonna know how many people in the US died of this because there's nowhere near enough testing.
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/1245913452729602048 https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/1245913870167760896 https://twitter.com/JenaFriedman/status/1245924263355281409 she's just postin'
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ryanrs posted:Are you sick of eating beans for weeks? If you use mustard seeds and/or bay leaf in your spices, they will keep the veggies crunchy longer, even if the veg is cut smaller.
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Apr 3, 2020 23:04
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fermun posted:https://covidtracking.com/us-daily/ which breaks down days as going 4:01pm EDT the day before to 4:00 pm EDT the day of gives the actual amount of tests done 
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Apr 3, 2020 23:20
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oooooh, this one is a hastily-repainted Covenant Transport refrigerated trailer. is that better luck or worse luck to have your corpse tossed in than a hastily-repainted wal-mart refrigerated trailor?
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pizza with bean puree instead of tomato sauce! beans are a miracle food. https://twitter.com/90sSlowJamz/status/1246628002475040769
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uber_stoat posted:hoarding update. all the tortillas are gone. every single package of 'tillas. not the tostadas, though, plenty of them left. I guess white people don't eat those. do even Mexicans eat store bought tostadas? mysteries. buy some masa and make your own. you got time! Gripweed posted:Did we ever reach a decision on whether or not it was OK to wish for a politician to die of coronavirus? if it were to theoretically happen to pelosi on or before august 27th, then it would be dsa member shahid buttar vs. a republican in the general, if it happened on august 28th or later, then her name would remain on the ballot and the governor would get to appoint a replacement and then there'd be a special election in 2021
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goth smoking cloves posted:We are all gonna die! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WJt45PrLQ
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https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1247278897042993153 san francisco's lovely rear end mayor got shamed into not throwing all of the homeless into a concentration camp and instead is putting them up in the thousands of empty hotel rooms that the city temporarily has the authority to commandeer.
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Gripweed posted:They should let the homeless people just have those rooms from now on imo  instead they're gonna try to kick them all out onto the streets in a month or two.
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fermun posted:https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1247278897042993153 oh whoops, nope. the lovely rear end mayor lied. https://twitter.com/MattHaneySF/status/1247394765936574464
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been a while since i posted one of these, but the US had a few days where it looked like we were making progress in catching up to the number of tests needed, and then this past day was a big nope. it does look like there has genuinely been a daily testing capacity increase though, up from 100k/day to 135k/day, but that's still not nearly enough
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1 week ago: 185k cases 2 weeks ago: 52k cases 3 weeks ago 5,700 cases
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twoday posted:also lol if you bank account displays more than 3 digits yeah, i got like $12.50 in my bank account 
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https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1247706481144856579 constantly declining, constantly stable.
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charity rereg posted:so why the huge drop in cases today across tons of states? is testing down again? im worried they're massaging the numbers to push the "open may 1" agenda down a little, but not too much.  
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ChipNDip posted:One village in Italy is not an entire country. governments aren't even going to necessarily lie with a conscious choice. new york city is experiencing 10x the number of people dying at home every day as they do in a typical day, but tests are limited and do you waste a test on a dead person or do you use it on someone alive where the result may change the course of their treatment? https://gothamist.com/news/surge-number-new-yorkers-dying-home-officials-suspect-undercount-covid-19-related-deaths they do plan on eventually adding in the probable covid-19 deaths of people that died at home, but at this point, since those deaths aren't being tested for covid-19, they aren't being reported as such, so they get lost. you don't need the government to lie and cover up with intent if the test kits are limited enough that they have to choose between testing someone dead and someone alive. the numbers of deaths are a massive undercount, social distancing works, both are true.
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KaptainKrunk posted:2) Testing has in no way scaled up with the disease itself (there have been around 100k tests per day - THIS DOES NOT MEAN 100,000 PEOPLE PER DAY- and we are still seeing an average of 25-30% positive rate, with some hard hit areas at 40%, and that's obviously not counting the false negatives. NYC has been insanely aggressive with testing and it is still everywhere there. When we do more tests, we get more positives, which is a good thing in terms of mitigating the spread because now these people can hopefully stay the gently caress home. very minor, but a couple things in this point are a few days out of date, the US as a whole now gets around 135k tests per day, with new york being the most aggressive ramp-up, resulting in their positive rate dropping DOWN to 40% after it had been up in the mid-50s percentage, that has dropped the overall national rate down to about 23% from where it was in the 25-30% before
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FistEnergy posted:yeah but the countries that actually know what they're doing have a positive rate of like 5 or 10% right? south korea had 2.6% positive rate at the peak of their infection
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this rules, i live in the area these poles are and i've not found yeast at stores for a weeks but we still have plenty of flour, and to keep a sourdough starter going, you have to toss like half or more of it out every day or something, putting it up where people can use it when there's no yeast instead of just throwing it away is good. i found and used some to leaven my pizza dough yesterday. and made my wife and myself a chorizo and anaheim pepper pizza with pesto sauce for like 3 dollars in ingredients. i guess i'm supposed to be keeping it alive instead of just using it, but whatever, as long as people keep stapling to light poles and as long as i don't have yeast but need some, i'm gonna just grab some and use it. 
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cough cough cough cough ITALIANO! https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1248071228520304641
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that's not entirely true, jack dorsey's poo poo is much worse! the bill and melinda gates foundation is actually a non-profit and has to disclose what it's doing and can't act as a venture capital firm. jack's been really shady about what he's doing with his for-profit "charity" llc it in the past https://www.sfchronicle.com/business/article/Where-is-Jack-Dorsey-s-charitable-foundation-13459066.php
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smarxist posted:Wow a billion dollars donated*! lol, check out the board of directors:  https://www.forbes.com/sites/bizcar...y/#58815b42564f
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