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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

:siren::siren:

can you post in the OP any resources or orgs where I can donate money to help people getting hosed over by coronavirus or the government response to coronavirus, preferably nurses or other healthcare workers

:siren::siren:

I have a job and it’s pretty safe so I feel obligated to help out.

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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

just lmao if yellowstone cooks off and annihilates the entire midwest while corona runs rampant and a bunch of hurricanes sweep in

basically just that calvin and hobbes panel of the oblivious farmer

Mother Nature is a living thing and she’s fuckin pissed

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

anime was right posted:

yellowstone erupts and has earthquakes all the time, i insist as a pandemic sweeps a nation run by a reality tv show host who's set to run against a rapist sundowner

truno is running against himself?

haha I kid I kid

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Forceholy posted:

loving hate that lib poo poo of repeating things like an incantation, as if that will make them come true.

They’re posting on Twitter man what else do you want people to do??

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

my corona!!

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


This is loving unreal.

Unbelievable.

Sonic topped the box office?

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

imagine saying “unemployment insurance” like it’s not the dumbest loving microcosm of capitalism

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Chris James 2 posted:

Invisible Man made $125mil while costing $7mil

nobody saw it

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

goth smoking cloves posted:

What if we all just say "no" when the roni tries to infect us?

it won’t care and then will be eligible to be president

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Raiad posted:

Well, at least in the US I get to choose* which overcrowded hospital I die in

*offer subject to insurance networks and not valid if unconscious at the time of retrieval by ambulance

A friend of mine had a seizure, fell on the metro rail and got hit by a goddamn metro train and they took her out of network and stuck her with over $10k in hospital bills.

When she came to she was a bloody mess with her face all mangled and she screamed at them to not take her to the hospital.

American healthcare y’all

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Charlz Guybon posted:

How the hell did she survive that.

the train was slowing down because it was pulling into the stop. she ate it with her face but luckily it knocked her into a small crawl space next to the track, out of the way of anything that could’ve ran her over.

tore her bottom lip off, cut her eyelid in half, broke her teeth, and gave her a six inch laceration on her cheek.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/traffic/mission-metro/woman-hit-by-metro-train-court-house-station/65-b371878f-bd19-4fd3-8546-dc3097e6fb59

all things considered she shouldn’t be alive right now.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Venom Snake posted:

I live in orlando by UCF, going out to the store yesterday was so surreal because due to there being -90% less cars everything looks like a literal asphalt and concrete desert

I grew up in Tampa. moved away when I was 14 and wanted to move back.

I do not live in Florida now that I’m an adult and have a choice in the matter.

Orlando is the definition of urban sprawl. it’s stupid and ridiculous how spread out it all is.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


wow so the libs have been planning this all along????

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1245346667550801922?s=20

and landlords are worried about what comes next

landlords are worried about what comes next

landlords are what comes next

:texas:

The property management company here changed our payment portal and every auto draft for rent didn’t work for every tenant that uses it in the dozen or so properties in northern VA.

What a time to have a fuckup like this.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


whoa this is a convincing tweet I bet it works

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

alphabettitouretti posted:

How do you get bored in tyool 2020? There's books, movies, games, hobbies...oh, and the entire fuckin internet. Imagine if this had happened in the 80s or 70s, or any other decade where you didn't have everything the internet can offer.

Life in 2020 is like a Netflix simulation. There are so many choices that you just scroll through your normal apps before you settle on the old faithful: beating off.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Spoondick posted:

when is the collapse of advertising revenue going to bankrupt television?

When they decide to force advertisements on Netflix and the upper tier Hulu subs.

It’s coming!

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/devonesawa/status/1245176931554693121?s=21

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

The Alpha Centauri posted:

pitchforks,t torches, etc ,

Instead we are just gonna shitpost and tweet and watch the world burn down

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/rwpusa/status/1245416525294710790?s=21

People like Nunes are why the worst is yet to come.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Paramemetic posted:

fewer vehicle accidents, traumas, fatal violence, shootings, etc. maybe?

lmao nah we're gonna find out that elective medical procedures and going to the hospital for minor diseases is like the number one killer in America lmao

Trump gonna campaign on how he lowered crime and death.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Hillary 2020 posted:

The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships.

I wonder how many people were like “it’s just the flu bro let’s go cruisin”

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Inceltown posted:

For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down.



That’s a really lovely restaurant to choose.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Breakfast All Day posted:

*me, permabanned*: mods, mods, i was simply wishing for a public figure to die with a bullet in their brain

It wasn’t the guillotine, it was their head not being attached to their body.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


Yes yes

Thanks for pointing it out on Twitter.

I am sure he will be best now.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

NofrikinfuN posted:

So the unemployment rate is growing exponentially just like covid cases, huh?

How do we stop the spread when we are all standing in bread lines?

Amazon will probably figure that one out for us.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


KABOOM TRUMP YOUR DECEPTION HAS BEEN BLOWN UP!

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


Death is the ultimate freedom

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

U-DO Burger posted:

holy lmao those unemployment numbers

april off to a roaring start

yeah but how’s the stock mRket doing today

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Schnorkles posted:

lmao we're gonna have 30-40% unemployment by the end of April and Mitch is going to be mealymouthing about how do we pay for another trillion of stimulus as an angry mob storms the trump hotel in washington dc

maybe storm the trump hotel Twitter account.

otherwise nobody is doing anything. enjoy the ride.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Serf posted:

people can't afford to do nothing

But that’s what people are gonna do: nothing.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Serf posted:

lol at this doomer poo poo

I guess you have a plan to mobilize. My bad.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Serf posted:

spend less time posting and more time reading some history lmao

I just looked around and nope, nobody is really doing anything about it except poo poo postin and tweetin

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Any day now someone will do something.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Serf posted:

not really, no. poo poo gets wild when people can't secure the basic necessities of life

Like healthcare?

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Serf posted:

i'm trying to imagine a world where everyone just sits on the floor of their garage and cries while starving to death and jesus christ that's depressing

They won’t be on the floor complaining. They’ll be on twitter yelling at rich politicians to do something.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Serf posted:

twitter isn't going to be a thing

Trump will let 300 million people die before he lets his lifeline get cut off.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


blicky with the stiffy ugh

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Tei posted:

A app is just a frontend for a server, just "building a app" will not help if the problems is servers capacity being low. But can help if many people have cellphones but not computers. Anyway you are still hitting a server, you have to procure the expertise and the hardware for that.

just build a server app IDIOT

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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


yoooooo this is gonna get racist!

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