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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

743,823

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Seems more accurate in my experience

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


FAUXTON posted:

Country's
Only
Virtue
Is
Death

That's the best one so far

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zeriel posted:

I have a billion dollar idea. Nicotine gum infused with vitamin D.
I have cured the covid. Where can I pick up my check?

Throw in CBD and I think you got a winner

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zeroisanumber posted:

if you die on a plague ship do you become a ghost sailor

Forever cursed to roam the seven seas and watch old people get wasted and abuse the staff

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So brother's girlfriend is a nurse at a local hospital in TX :texas: and she said that there have been more positive COVID tests today than any time during the pandemic.

Reopening going well it seems:thumbsup:

Stay safe out there goons

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Party of small government unless you do something we don't like

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


MattO posted:

Let's start a rumor that major health care providers are going to begin identifying people who are not practicing safe behaviors and cancelling their plans.

I'll start the wiki

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You can drink in it

Just drinking or are other things allowed there

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ChipNDip posted:

It's how somebody with at least moderate OCD acts.

Things work a little bit differently during a pandemic

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SKULL.GIF posted:

person is taking appropriate measures for a pandemic with a R0 of 5.47

tHis IsN'T HeAltHy ArE yOu iN tHerApY???

:emptyquote:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


mad.radhu posted:

big news: the right wing protestors aren't protesting along political lines or anything, they're just angry at girls

https://twitter.com/JHagner/status/1257004626215395328?s=19

The chud brain can't handle the thought of a woman telling them what to do.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Death cult

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inceltown posted:

Looks like the deaths are dropping. Open er up fellas.

Just the calm before the storm

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


moist turtleneck posted:

in February my Russian coworker said it was to kill all old people to make trump look bad

"but trump is old too"

"yes but he has antidote"

And they said the reason he's not sharing it with the country is....

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


brugroffil posted:

that death toll tho

Look if we stop counting the numbers will stop going up

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


It really does appear that a certain subsection of America has gotten bored with covid and decided they're not going to do anything else to prevent its spread

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Rah! posted:

my cat shits whenever i chop onions :thunk:

You make it cry from its bhole

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


fosborb posted:

lol the food supply chain is hosed



cumming 9/11s sounds bad

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


GATES FOUNDATION posted:

Chicago subreddit melting down at JB's technocrat plan to gradually reopen illinois based on numbers, they are threatening to "cancel" their leases and move to a non-lockdown state like Texas or Florida.

The astroturfing has gotten out of hand

Did they not realize that Texas plan is based on numbers as well? granted it's a really lovely plan and they're kind of ignoring the numbers as of now but still Texas has a plan as well

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SKULL.GIF posted:

america is a dystopia

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1258094881786007552?s=20

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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shovelbum posted:

Who was president for Spanish flu?

Obama

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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FizFashizzle posted:

this is convenient since there will never be one

Do you base that on the failed vaccines for SARS and MERS or there's something else going on that you feel a vaccine will never happen?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Americans are fat, and stupid

Don't forget irrational

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lady Militant posted:

my gf sent me this asking me if it was legit and i want to loving scream lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOLnfe6U_fM

i said no

Does the misspelling of covid mean anything or is it just an idiotic typo

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


GABA ghoul posted:

You balls detach from your body and murder people while you are asleep

Wouldn't that be something the military would be more interested in?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Wonder if that includes these two

https://twitter.com/OmarVillafranca/status/1258358689100111873

Or if it's just that Dallas white lady that gets released

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

countdown to Trevor Noah posting a gif of Biden in an X-Wing

Why did you have to put that evil on us?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Harry Potter on Ice posted:

What the gently caress is this thread now

Covid flavored poo poo posts

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Thoguh posted:

I'm cracking and pinging over here. Just completely and utterly giving in to a small minority of loud chuds.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So say Trump does get a case of covid like Boris did, what are the chances that he might start taking the pandemic more seriously? I mean surely greater than 0% right?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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:negative: I should have known better

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Hell yeah

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Iron Crowned posted:

COVID-19 is over! Time to throw a parade!

It will surely be different this time

Zil has issued a correction as of 19:35 on May 7, 2020

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Oh gently caress we're at the point where we are debating germ theory

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Oh God the comments in that thing

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Is this the same one that said "I guess I won't be doing this again" as the alligator pulled her under

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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twoday posted:

wrong thread!

Lets be honest they all blend together at times

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