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Lacrosse posted:I think Doomsday preppers were secretly hoping for a blank check to murder a whole bunch of people they didn't like, but since this situation didn't give them that chance they're done with this so-called apocalypse thank you very much. This was my theory at why zombies as a genre was so popular a while back. That the "zombie" range targets looked like Obama was a bit of a give-away.
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May 1, 2020 22:32
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euphronius posted:these are extremely small and it’s discouraging they get amplified Crack ping, baby
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Relevant Tangent posted:reminder that the republicans are trying to bankrupt the post office by making it have a hundred years worth of pensions so they can completely privatize it and crush mail carriers out of spite Trump personally wants to crush them to gently caress over Bezos, specifically.
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May 4, 2020 15:21
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1257273801127022592 "Oh god, please start buying tickets again"
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May 4, 2020 15:31
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Schnorkles posted:A friend of mine had to travel to go home and sent a picture of the nearest international airport where she flew out of. I drove by Newark airport and seeing the apron basically empty was crazy.
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May 4, 2020 15:38
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Anachronist posted:I thought I read that the full guideline was don’t stand within 6 feet for more than 10 minutes. So blazing by someone on the trail is okay. I also read that way back before the cdc recommended ordinary mask wearing so maybe the 10 minutes bit was just hopeful naivete on their part also. https://twitter.com/axios/status/1257318564056444928?s=20 lol
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May 4, 2020 15:44
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Comfortable task chairs went through the roof once people started working from home en masse too. I had to buy a webcam for zoom poo poo and it was stupidly expensive
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May 4, 2020 16:02
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Schnorkles posted:lemme tell you hiring in this poo poo is a complete disaster I have a friend who just got hired, and he went through at least 12 zoom calls and had an in-person interview that was conducted 12 feet apart with masks on.
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May 4, 2020 16:08
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:sorry, gotta ride https://www.biketrainerworld.com/stationary-bike-stands/ + Youtube
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May 4, 2020 16:26
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Someone saw the legal blowback coming and jumped ship.
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May 4, 2020 16:35
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quote:Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was even more explicit, saying on Sunday that the coronavirus originated in a research laboratory in Wuhan, China, where the virus first appeared. Casus belli, baby. Did you forget you were in Hellworld?
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May 4, 2020 18:52
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Zberan Madowinty posted:lol the return of shook nate Hell yes. Nate's gonna crack ping live on twitter
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May 4, 2020 18:55
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uncop posted:I'm afraid that there will eventually be a popular backlash when people start feeling like they've been betrayed as they've been doing what they were told but it hasn't seemed like their actions had been making the kind of difference that they had imagined. Trump himself just let it slip that they're expecting 200,000 cases A DAY by June 1, this poo poo is just getting started.
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May 4, 2020 19:18
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https://twitter.com/isaacstonefish/status/1257332682683559939?s=20 The world will be divided into those capable of the social cohesion to mitigate the virus and those who dehumanized themselves and faced to Roni.
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May 4, 2020 19:29
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euphronius posted:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Yeah they're also predicting 3,000 deaths PER DAY in the same breath, which is 90k a month. So far there have only been 69k deaths (nice). There's going to be another panic.
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Crazyweasel posted:it kind of bungles my mind that there is still misinformation or just straight up missing information on how this is transmitted. Like people want to go out and poo poo is going to reopen, but you’d hope there’s be at least updated/better studies transmission info, but alas keep 6 ft away maybe and also wash your hands every now and then!!! wear a mask! wow helpful! maybe tell people exactly how they can shop safely, walk outside/exercise safely, go to dr appointments safely, etc. at least try and mitigate the crazies The data is out there, it's just that nobody in charge wants to deal with the implications. It's not 6 ft, it's more like 13 ft. People are contagious for days before they feel sick. It can persist for hours aerosolized in still air.
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May 4, 2020 20:33
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:A bunch of pages back but I gotta ask how you have a computer in 2020 that doesn't have a built in webcam? I have an old iMac and an old Thinkpad I bought for $20 each and they have webcams. Easy, it's a DIY desktop and who the gently caress buys a webcam for a gaming/shitposting machine. Except now it's also my office computer and every meeting is zoom now ~for reasons~. I'm glad I bought a comfortable chair last year.
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May 4, 2020 21:07
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I can't wait for the only restaurants to survive to be the lovely national chains that chuds love.
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May 4, 2020 21:21
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The good news is that robust T and B cell immune responses correlate with virus clearance, which means serology testing is an accurate measure of immunity. It also means those vaccines directed against the spike protein (which is most of them) have a good chance of success. The bad news is that productive T and B cell immunity was directed exclusively against the spike protein and not the nucleocapsid. and when combined with data that the COVID spike protein is already mutating suggests that the virus will behave like the flu and cold and come in cyclic outbreaks and that any successful vaccine will also have to change to stay one step ahead of the virus. They also found individuals who had little to no detectable antibody response which means some people may not develop long lasting immunity.
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May 4, 2020 23:32
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They rolled through with pay cuts and layoffs today. I've never been so relieved to eat a -15% poo poo sandwich.
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May 4, 2020 23:40
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Nate getting huffy at the bush league numbers fuckery of the Trump admin is hilarious.
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May 5, 2020 04:04
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:can someone explain to me why the excel thing is funny Someone literally clicked through all the available trendline options and picked the one showing a downward trend.
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May 5, 2020 04:05
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Homeless Friend posted:heres the plan its all hopium lol lmao Phase 1: open businesses, try to ignore virus Phase 2: ???????
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May 5, 2020 04:17
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm getting increasingly combative with my parents as they keep telling me I need to demand more ppe from my hospital and I try to explain that there is still no meaningful increase in production, trump has done loving nothing, and kushner is stealing it all. Then I get all the fox news points of its the states responsibility to prepare for and get through a pandemic and trump is doing everything possible and it's Obama's fault. Send them the story about how the governor of Maryland had to hide the test kits and PPE from the feds, using the national guard and state police to defend the stockpile.
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May 5, 2020 04:19
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twoday posted:Good news, everyone That's evolution, baby
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May 5, 2020 14:53
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Am I reading it right that Trump fucks over his mercenaries like he did his construction contractors? Because lmao 
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May 5, 2020 16:25
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is so hosed up Look, all you have to do is vote for republicans, and then you get federal help. It's that easy. Trump is going to crush the democratic party out of existence.
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May 5, 2020 16:32
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I'm going to one-up him and just dump it on the floor
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May 6, 2020 03:26
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Gripweed posted:rona ain't going out without bagging a trophy it's happening
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May 6, 2020 03:26
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https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1257858161022767106?s=20 crack ping, eric
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May 6, 2020 03:37
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Philthy posted:perhaps, but he was obama's dagger during the debates and sealed the wins Joe's brain can't do that anymore.
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May 6, 2020 21:03
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I can't wait to see the goalpost moving, gaslighting, and delusion that happens when the lockdowns end and workers are thrown to the virus, yet the economy continues to circle the drain.
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May 6, 2020 21:09
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May 6, 2020 22:52
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I know good positive hopes are banned and laughable in this thread, but maybe all this virus research will lead to cures for other viruses like the regular Flu, HIV or herpes, a possible silver lining We've never seen this many resources thrown at a vaccine before. Something will work, just not by August.
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May 7, 2020 03:42
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euphronius posted:u get worker’s compensation if you get it at work (for now). cops and such don’t even have to prove they got it at work in some states There's a proposal to exempt employers from liability for coronavirus claims. Lmao
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May 7, 2020 14:26
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euphronius posted:I don’t know if that means worker’s compensation or it means more general commercial liability (for example suing McDonald’s because you AS A CUSTOMER OR CONTRACTOR contracted it from a McDonald’s ) Yeah, nobody knows right now. Obviously business groups are pushing for broad immunity.
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May 7, 2020 14:58
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The Alpha Centauri posted:this is when civil unrest really starts to get going Ah! Well, nevertheless.
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Thoguh posted:Lmao laws aren't real for angry white people. same as it ever was
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