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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Quiet Feet posted:

Obligatory WR "nah he can't catch poo poo" joke.

I know nothing about John Ross and how, what's the word, "catchy" he is. So this may or may not be true.

I memorized his rookie stats because my brain hates me

One rushing attempt
9 yards
Fumble lost

That was the only time he touched the ball his rookie season as the 9th overall pick

the bengals are fuckin garbage

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

SKULL.GIF posted:

This is how that one WR managed that magical pick-me-up from a couple years ago.

Zay Jones. Shame about everything else that goes into being a WR

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Its Rinaldo posted:

They're both ugly

uncross your eyes and turn on your drat monitor

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
yes let’s have this fight again

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Do you have anything else going on cavy? Let them fight

the cincinnati bengals are going on and I’m very excited about them

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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D-LINK posted:

Cool bannable rivals pun

:qqsay:

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

The best rivals pun for the Ravens is calling them the Browns

That’s pretty fowl, dude! XD

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Andy Dalton

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Don’t mention he’s on the cowboys now thanks I’m still mad about that

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

I specifically asked for the opposite of this

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Probably 2015, when they tied for the conference lead in wins butttt they ended up in 3rd place and the other two were the Brady Pats and Peyton Broncos, so they still got no coverage. Then they got bounced in that insane Steelers-Bengals playoff game.

i'd say that if andy's thumb wasn't broken for that playoff game, the bengals would have won. it's insane that they got that close to winning with aj mccarron starting

but the fates would have found a way. the bengals are a trash cursed franchise

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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incompetent posted:

so what will they propose to incentivize drafting & starting white cornerbacks?

But why isn’t there a white history month?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
football is good, except when it involves the bengals

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I’m Thinking about Andy dalton wearing a cutoff shirt that says “Obama can’t take these guns” and smiling serenely

NOT because he’s a cowboy now

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

The Seahawks will be the only team allowed to play defense this year since our secondary always maintains a proper social distance of at least 6 feet.

wish you’d social distance from your danged keyboard pal

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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it’s ok the cowboys have andy, the most powerful quarterback in the league

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
all sports, like all cities, are exactly the same

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
golf is stupid. chess is a sport

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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jeopardy is an athletic competition. three peoples’ thumb muscles versus a mustached know it all

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