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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I think I said it on the last thread but in the Dominican Republic when I was in my mid teens, family went to a pizza place on the beach. We got a pizza with ham and corn, but it was a different kind of ham and cheese and it kinda tasted super good. Also a lot women on the beach sunbathing topless might've helped.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



None pizza all depression

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


If I ever go to brazil I'm gonna find Batepapo and destroy him

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


TheAardvark posted:

imagining Iron Chef South America where you get to pick between Pizza Batepapo and Mestre De Pizza and they're standing there all menacingly in the dark lights

and your secret ingredient is... CORN! *whips sheet off 4 ft tall pile of loose corn*

*table of corn gone within the hour*

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I would probably gently caress with that chocolate and sweet plantain/fried banana slice

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Maybe because I haven't had pizza or anything sweet for a while but I would gently caress up that chocolate pizza

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Batepapo is a loving mad man, he needs to be stopped

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


uber_stoat posted:

i read an article about him. not to subtract from the mystique or anything but he's just a stone cold marketeer who realized you could apply the power of click bait to the concept of pizza.

Even more incentive to take him out

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Its a Sicilian slice

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



This is the pizza thread, not the crime against humanity thread.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Desperado Bones posted:

The only tag I won't miss is the NO ANIMES one.

I heard you like eggs in your pizza!!!


That looks dope, gently caress those olives though

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I got too much Mestres de Pizza, could I get just one tag?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Its just too much to handle

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Was about to post the same thing.

Also thanks Aardvark, you are the Mestre de mi corazon

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



lol

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Aardvark! posted:

looks like your change went through. enjoy!

May the Mestre de Pizza bless you with a wonderful pizza with 4 olives

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


uber_stoat posted:

cum is for dippin', you don't just slop it on there like some barbarian.

Look at this elitist gently caress who uses cum for dipping, some of us weren't born with your kind of opportunities.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Shaman Tank Spec posted:

lmao your gangtags just keep getting better

I've given in to Mestre, I am his estudante

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Desperado Bones posted:

This is a pizza slice, allegedly.



Pizza slice or war crime?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Desperado Bones posted:

I'm trying to decipher what's in it.

So far: bell pepper seeds, a single burnt black olive and a slice of zucchini.

I think I see oats?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I'm not gonna trust DiBlasio on pizza, his favorite pizza is sbarro for pete's sake

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



We have to stop this madman

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:


"Nutella Pizza".

nutella pistachio pizza?
wood

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhmMGvSU3cE

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Cartoon Man posted:

How much cash would it cost to get you to 1) take a bite of sewer pizza, 2) eat a slice of sewer pizza, 3) eat the whole sewer pizza?

Cab money to the hospital

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


smooth jazz posted:

Even Rosé can't get decent pizza at the airport.



Let me pose uncomfortably while chugging water, gotta make sure to logo's facing toward the camera

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Decided to check out how the Dominican Republic is doing since the last time I had pizza there was over a decade ago, I believe I said in this thread that the ham and corn pizza was pretty dope.






Breakfast at this place looks great




I still maintain corn and ham is probably still good

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Soul Dentist posted:

It's Portuguese for "piece" or "slice"

In this case same for Spanish

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Stink Terios posted:

Today I have stood before hallowed ground.



Sadly, they only open at night.

They look like they haven't been open for 15 years

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ultrafilter posted:

WTF do you do with a VR pizza?

Wish you had real pizza while you watch a furry and an anime woman talk about how Cloud's dick is represented by his sword and is thus better than Sephiroth because girth matters more than length

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Noted Italian Vinny Vinesauce reviewed our favorite mestre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAkFlQ2vYaA

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN-2YZiZCjo
The whole segment.
Vinny's reactions to Batepapo's madness is great

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Smk4u0Cyvc

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


its all nice on rice posted:

What accent is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcoUUI97kU

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Gold leaf ain't even that expensive

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


CLAM DOWN posted:

olives are so delicious and if you disagree gently caress you

Well gently caress you too pal

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


CameronisGod posted:

I heard u guys like bad pzas


gues wat



gently caress you Gato Juan

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Where the gently caress are the random olives?

This aint no mestre of mine

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Traditionally, stuffed peppers have rice

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