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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

Ground floor

So here's my map:



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May 9, 2006

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Phlegmish posted:

Good sir, your meme map relies on several unlikely outcomes

I think 2016 has just made you complacent on the possibility of red Maine!

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May 9, 2006

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Not only did I get a sticker, I got a stylus that told people I voted!

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May 9, 2006

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Xombie posted:

You're not supposed to eat them

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What's Upshur?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Here we get a little scantron type sheet and we put it into the machine and we do our vote and then it gives us the sheet back and it has who we voted for so we can look and go "hey why does my sheet have 14 votes for Trump?" and then we feed it into another scanning machine which I assume just shreds it and then my vote doesn't count.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wow I'm sick and tired of all these pet pics and me not being there to pet all the good animals in them.

Just a real frustrating time.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

What is this a response to

A black man being president mostly.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

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https://twitter.com/ShadowPowerup/status/1323632839129288704

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May 9, 2006

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davecrazy posted:

Lindsey Graham won?

Yeah but he still has to be Lindsey Graham.

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May 9, 2006

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isaboo posted:

Biden is going to make a statement soon

Biden is going to do the Tootsie Roll for 14 minutes.

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May 9, 2006

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HonorableTB posted:

i was apparently arzying, disregard

We all deserve a bit of Arzy tonight this has been a hell ride.

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May 9, 2006

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The Ol Spicy Keychain posted:

Biden just overtook Trump in MI.

Ok they can stop counting now Trump is right.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let's all agree about one thing, the next couple months are gonna be WILD as gently caress.

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May 9, 2006

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Cabbit posted:

Hey cool, Arizona didn't evaporate overnight. My stress level has significantly dropped.

A tie in the senate is still theoretically possible, yeah?

Longshot but looks like Maine is going ranked choice and a runoff in Georgia.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let's face it, last night we were all Covok for a little while.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/802671162383802368

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May 9, 2006

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President Biden sternly squinting at the NY prosecutors as they build their case.

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May 9, 2006

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GreenBuckanneer posted:

So my question is, if I wanted more Bernie next election, who should I vote for?

I want this country to move way the gently caress more left.

Like, way left.

We don't know yet because we don't know who's running. Bernie probably won't. Vote the furthest left you can in the primaries and hopefully the get in on the general. If they don't, vote for the furthest left in that.

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May 9, 2006

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Aidan_702 posted:

Does anyone remember at what times during the night Obama was declared (both times) and Trump? Google doesn’t seem to understand the question

It was early for all of them. No later than 10 Eastern that we knew.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If Georgia goes blue I promise not to make any more Sherman jokes.

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May 9, 2006

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Nanigans posted:

Why does the AP give Biden Arizona already but CNN and others don't?

Something with reporting earlier on election day that made us have hope and then dashed it.

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May 9, 2006

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MRLOLAST posted:

Isn't AZ done, Biden leads by 60k and they are counting mail in votes.

These mail-ins are weird and aren't as Biden leaning as the rest.

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May 9, 2006

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RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Myself and many others here said it at the time, and I think it's still true: if Concession Speech McCain was the man that campaigned, he wouldn't have had to make that speech in the first place.

Granted, good riddens since I still say he was one of the most evil Republicans of them all. McCain was a man who demonstrably knew right from wrong and clearly had a conscience and morals, and yet he chose to side with fascists and evil and betray himself on a consistent basis. Trump is what he is, not what he has chosen to be. He's a monster of pure instinct and id. But McCain chose to be a monster. He could have been a great man.

He flew high but in the end he couldn't stick the landing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Me for the last couple days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glggureA_Kk

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May 9, 2006

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Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/DrAlGrossAK/status/1324520257885773824

Is there anything to this? Nobody has been paying any attention to Alaska.

I mean, there's only 12 people there.

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May 9, 2006

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sexpig by night posted:

the Kushners are proof that Jews are 'white' just because despite being orthodoxes who are wealthy and very insulated from mainstream culture they're still one of the most white trash people in new york.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIS7qAWeaA

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May 9, 2006

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Covok posted:

NV IS SECURE

AZ IS SECURE

PA IS GOING UP

GEORGIA IS GOING BLUE


TRUMP IS GOING HOME

Start Covoking?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I honestly want these tours in Maine to find out who the gently caress voted for Susan Collins and Joe Biden.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

It was cringey until Ant Man popped up then it was hilarious.

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May 9, 2006

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nate fisher posted:

Per NYT:

Timing of results:Maricopa County will post its next report Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern. Officials there say they have 142,000 more early ballots to process, and a smaller number of provisional and other ballots.

Biden is currently +3 in that county. No way Trump will catch him in AZ?

I mean, it's possible but those would have to be SUPER heavy Trump votes. If they're not real strong for him it's over in AZ.

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May 9, 2006

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Spiffster posted:

You subjected me to that avengers one so have a wrestling one


https://twitter.com/aaronrift/status/1324860619707871236?s=21

Yeah, this'll really put butts in seats.

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May 9, 2006

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fennesz posted:

As it turns out when dumb people reproduce their children are, in fact, also dumb.

This isn't true. My mother and father were both very smart and I am an incredible idiot.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

:hmmyes:

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah Joe leaves it to his staff and besides the occasional chaos dunk it's mostly just tweeting things he has said in speeches or policy things.

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May 9, 2006

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berserker posted:

You're just forgetting 2008 then because there was definitely mass celebration all over the country.

I remember there being celebrations. I don't remember streets being shut down in major cities because people were dancing in them.

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May 9, 2006

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anakha posted:

I hope Americans can start referring to Harris's husband as the Second Laddie.

I just want the First Laddie to become a thing before I leave this mortal coil LOL.

It's cool as hell that our First Lady is also going to be actively teaching to be honest.

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May 9, 2006

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonalddidnot.win

I don't know what most of this is but they had me at MILF and beer.

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May 9, 2006

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Hedrigall posted:

Pretend I also quoted but made it 12 years old

Nah they're upset with the libertarians right now.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Smile but only show your bottom teeth.

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