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hey you guys are over halfway to 5000, that is cool!
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May 12, 2023 05:41
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Computer viking posted:I had a nice beer/dinner/more beer with a friend of mine last week. He has the same degree as me (we studied together), but we've done different things with them - and he did very quietly ask me "you ... know how much more money you could make in a private company, right?" My wife and mom will ask me why I don't want to aggressively climb the ladder in my company and I think I have the same philosophy - I am making enough money to not really have any pressing needs, enjoy my work, and don't really want or need more responsibilities or bullshit that would come with that. I'm in non profit anyway so LOL not much of a ladder or salary structure to climb anyway.
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May 15, 2023 20:15
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I bite my fingernails when I drive. At least there's no boogerpatch. The trick is to put the boogers somewhere you can easily remove them all with an ice scraper once a year.
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May 17, 2023 19:21
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in my professional opinion, bacon is one of the more popular breakfast meats
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May 22, 2023 15:59
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Had some bacon and veggie sausages today with my eggs. Beyond or impossible meat? I find both of them have good sausages but I generally make them with red beans and rice cajun style
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May 22, 2023 16:16
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fartknocker posted:Can't do goth, I'm wearing my Ghost shirt today listing to their EP that dropped Friday They are on tour in the US right now you seen them before? Pretty good show.
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May 22, 2023 17:23
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taco bell tomatoes are kind of F tier, while being put on A to S tier slop. Tis a shame.
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May 22, 2023 20:56
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its_my_birthday posted:My daughter did a dna test thing a few months ago while they were doing a family origin project thing for school and I haven’t been arrested so that’s good. I’m beating any potential cold cases. I never really knew what I was. Her mom is half Japanese half Mexican so I knew those would be high. But Mexican wasn’t that high cause I think it was mixed with Native American. Japanese and Irish were the two highest for her so I guess I’m a lot Irish Did it say indigenous mesoamerican or something similar? My Mexican side came out as being like 27 percent Iberian AF and like 3 percent Native Mexican, but I also have Native American mixed in that side so its just a clusterfuck (literally)
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May 23, 2023 04:53
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vegetarian breakfast today with avacado toast and EGG
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May 23, 2023 18:02
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Ruby Gloom posted:jfc that is the worst breakfast Not if you add everything bagel seasoning, then it is a delicious semi solid mass of food product with sesame seeds.
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May 23, 2023 18:22
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bagmonkey posted:dude my last job had so many gun people, I can't tell you the number of times I'd just zone out and then someone would be like "BAGMONKEY! Meeting started are ya with us?" like no I thought it was gun chat dude lol sorry Same, and they all just would come in everyday talking about Tucker Carlson. Like dudes I am sure the actions of Maxine Waters is really impacting your lives greatly and all those AR-15s you have are the only thing keeping her from taking over your lovely exburb McMansion.
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May 23, 2023 20:17
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I just accurately did a basic pivot table and I think I died a little inside
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May 24, 2023 19:49
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pacerwpg posted:It's a thing that Microsoft Excel professionals do. there are dozens of us! 
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May 24, 2023 21:14
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its_my_birthday posted:How do you like to season it? you making a gravy? a loin calls for gravy.
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May 24, 2023 23:11
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Only five meetings today. Hooray! mama mia!
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May 30, 2023 18:12
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Today is my mom's birthday she is turning 69 
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Jun 7, 2023 18:08
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Was feeling tubby today so I had a carls jr big country burrito and boy do i feel like gravy
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Jun 8, 2023 17:00
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bagmonkey posted:that sounds really good but im trying not to spend money Beer Gay!!! in that case try shopligting a bunch of gravy packets and filling your tub with them and then submerse yourself and become the gravy sir
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Jun 8, 2023 20:44
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I recently discovered that coffee when you have some ADHD can act like nyquil and boy howdee does that explain a lot. Thanks childhood doctors who were like "medicate or give this child some help? nah he gets good grades".
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Jun 9, 2023 16:33
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Computer viking posted:Status update from Sweden: It's 19:05, the sun is up, and a group of people are drunk-singing Dancing Queen outside my hotel window. Is that your novelty screaming eagle america boat?
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Jun 9, 2023 18:07
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happy minimal monday, that I am too busy for 
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Jun 12, 2023 18:24
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bagmonkey posted:SID can you paint Literally A Person's avatar saying "MOMMY MILKERS UWU!" THANKS seconded
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Jun 13, 2023 17:04
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Fun fact Phoenix has a completely failed hockey team also kept their out of hubris and as an affront to God (The Canadian one)
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Jun 14, 2023 17:20
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Prof. Crocodile posted:The Canadian God is like normal God, but instead of a robe he wears corduroy pants and a knit sweater. and a toque
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Jun 14, 2023 19:40
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bagmonkey posted:74F and humid, it owns hope you got your gold bonds powder
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Jun 14, 2023 19:45
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Ruby Gloom posted:i keep seeing people talk about this WHAT IS IT Its the #1 way to prevent swamp donk and chub rub if you live in a humid area and have thunder thighs like a good person tends to have
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Jun 14, 2023 20:11
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Pro Gold Bond tip they don't tell ya about - if you already got some chub rub DO NOT USE THE SPRAY. Its a similar feeling as to getting icy hot on your balls.
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Jun 14, 2023 22:52
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For fathers day weekend my spouse and kids went camping and are only back on fathers day so things are getting dangerous! I have video games.
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Jun 17, 2023 01:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So I think I mentioned our friend and her cat are staying with us for a while. Anyway her cat today was hanging out in the open bathroom window while my wife was in there brushing her hair. She dropped her brush and when she bent down to pick it up Purrseus leapt from the window to pounce on her back and it was a whole thing because she screamed in surprise and the dogs ran in to see what the problem was and started barking like “HEY LADY THERE’S A FREAKIN CAT ON YOUR BACK”. Anyway it was pure pandemonium and also extremely funny. Cats seem to be operating normally, perhaps the dogs need calibration.
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Jun 17, 2023 01:49
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these vacations sound fun, i am trying to dodge some terribly planned camping trips (think more time driving in a car than hiking and also having jack poo poo to do at the camp site when you dont climb/mountaineer) for some less painful ones. dont mind campin once I am their but the entire spending 12-24 hours in a car on my limited time off for like 12 hours of recreation isn't my idea of a trip. Need to get my rear end to a beach!
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Jun 19, 2023 20:02
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:There was a decidedly low rootin' and/or tootin', only one single instance of down home country tussling that had me smiling like a mule eating briers was at a distillery but then they wanted $50 for a tour which is essentially looking at wooden barrels which made me madder than a wet hen. you didnt have a baloney sandwich at a honkey tonk at 2 am and then have later sever intestinal distress? missing the best parts of white people las vegas
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Jun 19, 2023 21:02
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Ruby Gloom posted:if you are having a bad day: new life goal is to be that dog
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Jun 20, 2023 16:59
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It is thursday the day to be thirsty, I am sipping on some h2o!
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Jun 22, 2023 16:29
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what in tarnation!
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Jun 23, 2023 17:41
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i burnt the roof of my mouth having some late night jalepeno poppers. thats all. its mildly annoying.
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Jun 28, 2023 21:30
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bagmonkey posted:its our local hot chicken place, its loving excellent I like those places but sometimes they get a bit silly when the chicken portion they serve you is the size of a large faced individuals face
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Jun 29, 2023 21:23
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Prof. Crocodile posted:I'll take the Bill Maher extra spicy with tots instead of fries. make Tennessee a swing state and one of the first primary states just so we can force presidential aspirants to eat increasingly larger and spicier pieces of chicken instead of those stupid pork things they eat in Iowa. Make the candidates sweat i say!
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Jun 29, 2023 21:43
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Restaurant tots are so loving good having a functional giant deep fryer I think is the secret, same with having a giant flat top for making something like hash browns. Can never make has browns as good at home as they can make at even a frikkin dennys.
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Jun 29, 2023 21:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:*boop* it is friday my dudes This is how I was woken up but with much grumpier cats mad that the food was on the 2nd tier of the cat tree and not the ground.
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Jun 30, 2023 15:03
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bagmonkey posted:poo poo, coming out of an rear end fellow metamucil enjoyer i see
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Jun 30, 2023 16:16
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