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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Well, that's what I want. I'm too drat young and unimportant to get one any time soon. Luckily I just bought a Switch so I have stuff to do until then.

Oh, and death to Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Tom Bradys. In Mahomes We Trust.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

A Bad Poster posted:

Where's my money, Joe?

Two posts.

Two. loving. Posts.

That's how long before this bullshit started again.

I hate you so much even if you're joking.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

McNally posted:

It is a current event.

I know, but come on.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
EDIT: I like turtles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ElMaligno posted:

Pray tell what is the minimum amount of time before we can be angry? Can i be angry at Puerto Rico Oversight, Management and Economic Stability Act yet or do i need to wait longer?

Where is the loving financial aid and statehood for my devastated home territory United states?

I have never said you couldn't be angry about it, it's just that these arguments turn this thread into pureed doodoo and nobody ever budges an inch or changes their mind.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ElMaligno posted:

They have heard empty platitudes and been disappointed all their lives. It is not up to them to change their mind.

For gently caress's sake, did I say they should? No I didn't. Just that having this argument in this thread is pointless and accomplishes nothing except making posters mad at other posters who have zero influence in regards to fixing things.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

PookBear posted:

I don't think you actually understand what current events mean. You turn into a whiny little bitch whenever people talk passionately about current events that directly and negatively are impacting their lives. Go join a country club if you want to discuss current events with people that have multiple layers insulating them from the negative actions of politicians and police of this country

:ok:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I just assumed that was a given, no way they did that to a white kid.

You have too much faith in cops.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm now picturing a DC government employees setting up some Wile E. Coyote mechanism to huck hard copies of legislation over the fence to a waiting page. Or the entire plot of the Speedy Gonzalez cartoon where he defeats a border wall to get his eses some sweet government cheese.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Cenen posted:

Non-zero chance more wall gets built after Trumps term than during. I’m still not convinced Joe is firing on all cylinders but hopefully this pushing of the relief bill proves me wrong.

There's already been an executive order stopping all work on (and all funding for) the wall, but given how little was built in the first place this might still happen by accident.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Soylent Pudding posted:

Two FBI agents dead in a shootout in Miami. Reports say they were serving a search warrant in a child pornography investigation.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2021/02/02/fbi-florida-shooting/

:(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Presumably reading it in the sense of "Hey Joe, get a load of this horseshit!"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Brute Squad posted:

Before we had the Space Force Guardians, there were a lot of suggestions.

Floaty Bois and Homo Spaciens: Space Force Reveals List of Rejected Troop Names
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/02/05/floaty-bois-and-homo-spaciens-space-force-reveals-list-of-rejected-troop-names.html




I'm "The Final Frontiersmen"

"Custodian" being immediately followed by "Daleks" made me lose it completely.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

El Mero Mero posted:

okay Floaty Bois is an incredible name for a space pirate ship

Or any other kind of ship, really.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is bullshit, but wearing black and carrying an umbrella in Phoenix can definitely be suspicious behavior under certain circumstances (summer).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Why would you not want a parasol to protect yourself from the Sun?

Dorky, but effective.

It's doing that while wearing sunlight-absorbing black that's suspicious.

Really though I just wanted an excuse to post that KotH clip.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Grip it and rip it posted:

The notion that wearing black with an umbrella is suspicious is totally asinine.

There's specific edge cases where it might be suspicious, but none of them are what the Phoenix Police are talking about is my point. Because they're lying through their teeth. Because they're bastards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
My mother's getting the vaccine today.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Discussion Quorum posted:

I'm just a civilian landlubber but that seems... not great. I would have assumed that if you're gonna buy a ~$500 million submarine, you might splurge on a $500 handheld satellite phone as a backup to your single-point-of-failure communication system. I guess the military really is a land of contrasts.

This is true enough but submarines aren't designed to be rammed into ore freighters when they surface so this is way more operator error than a design flaw.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

I am thoroughly enjoying the UK’s repeated self own.

It's nice to watch another country punch themselves in the dick repeatedly for a change.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Defenestrategy posted:

Out of ALLLLL of my friends to get famous, I never would have assumed the "tantric sex guru*" would be the one to do it. Hope no one goes and starts messing with him, he's not a bad dude and doesn't really deserve it. :sigh:


*The fact he's known as same is news to me, I always knew him as the nerdy fitness dude at the gym.

Being known for being the QAnon congresswoman's sidepiece is punishment enough, honestly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Just remember that if Cindy McCain ends up as Ambassador to the UK she has to talk to Boris Johnson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

In general, I agree with the sentiment that an effective government needs a strong opposition, but how you can say this referring to this current Republican Party is loving beyond me.

Apparently in context she said something close to what you're saying.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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facialimpediment posted:

You know those people that say you can't celebrate when something bad happens to someone?

gently caress them. Limbaugh died.

https://twitter.com/WakeUp2Politics/status/1362087760773971970?s=19

https://twitter.com/jparkABC/status/1362086875264135169?s=19

I normally try not to celebrate the death of other human beings. But Rush Limbaugh? :dance: time motherfuckers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Was gonna thank you for introducing me to a new twitter follow but I'm already following this dude.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

That was SOP for the Republicans for years before Trump descended the elevator. He just tore the mask off and started rubbing everyone's face in that fact.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bulletsponge13 posted:

Apparently, you can't criticize the TX situation unless you work in the field.

I lived in California when it was being hosed in the rear end with a barbed wire dildo by Enron so I think I'm technically qualified under this argument.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nah, Cruz got shamed (probably the wrong word for such a shameless scumfuck weasel like Zodiac Senator but my vocab fails me) into coming back. The billionaire class wouldn't care what the public said.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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To judge from an actual news article instead of a Twitter thread this immigration thing is a temporary thing because of that loving judge in Texas.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tony the Tiger nooooooo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

frantically pouring boxes of coco puffs into my toilet as the DEA prepares to burst through my front door

Coca Puffs, surely?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
That's one fuckled truck.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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KirbyKhan posted:

Only went under once. I remember thinking on that table in S Korea "just don't fart"

Then I woke up in the recovery room.

But did you fart?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

RFC2324 posted:

My bad. I read it as someone thinking OP was from the american state of Ontario to get a sick burn in, so had to try and get my own sick burn in. 😬

They could be from Ontario, California.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Gonna save this in case I need it for MilHist purposes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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piL posted:

Arguing about opinions with complicated side effects and consequences as if everything was simple with no second order effects or implicit dilemmas and the entire word is blind to the obvious truth is the primary motivator of posts in the CE thread.

I mean, duh.

KirbyKhan posted:

Oh yeah, I never announced to this thread. I just got a kid, he popped out like 6 days ago.

Congrats or condolences, whichever applies.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Month's over, everyone shut up and move to the new thread.

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