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Looks kinda like one of those chinese drone things the american military people were so happy to shoot down. Smoke em if you got em I guess.
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Mar 28, 2023 06:23
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your mom was a dolphin last night
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Mar 29, 2023 05:02
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what if the only reason we're unable to interact with cosmic society is we can't tell the truth correctly? If a species discards some sort of collective failing, they start perceiving new dimensions where other intelligent species live. And they're all like "holy poo poo took you long enough, lets go bang on some holes"
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Apr 5, 2023 04:48
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Andy Pandy posted:It looks like it's originally from an instagram video, posted to twitter on Tuesday: looks like a wingsuit dude idk?
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Apr 8, 2023 02:58
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I’m still convinced the Havana Syndrome was a DIA psyop to assess just how gullible Trump is. It’s as real as my 4th grade Canadian girlfriend
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Apr 11, 2023 06:49
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Azathoth posted:I like the theory that it's actually related to how they slammed a shitload of different vaccines, some of which have some gnarly side effects, into the new staff all at once. That made the staff freak the gently caress out which then perpetuates it psychosomatically with an assist from the real side effects from the vaccinations. This would make a pretty sweet movie. like heart of darkness but it’s a Cuban vila full of drugged out racist spooks.
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Apr 11, 2023 17:49
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SKULL.GIF posted:While looking further into the metapod I saw some people mentioning that it reminded them of the Monterrey 2006 sighting. so my initial assessment of it being an advanced wing suit isn’t too far off.
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Apr 11, 2023 20:47
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SKULL.GIF posted:From r/UFOs, I didn't notice the second(?) object flying away after the first(?) object passes the plane's cockpit: could be a Fulton device?
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Apr 12, 2023 21:39
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Tighclops posted:Don't those typically have to be deployed from some sort of large cargo aircraft? yeah I'm thinking its some kinda drug delivery experiment with mixed success. or CIA fuckery. The more I look at it, the more it looks like a balloon deformed from the winds. The irregular motions can easily be explained away from from the shakey handheld camera in a prop plane.
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Apr 13, 2023 00:58
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I require 2 gallons of DMT delivered via enema and a fleshlight to speak with my lord and savior
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Apr 14, 2023 18:00
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brirbirbrirbrbirbribrirbd
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Apr 16, 2023 00:39
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Rudeboy Detective posted:I love how it's impossible to escape light pollution anywhere except like the deep pacific now. I moved out to THE COUNTRY and hoped to see some cool birds but all I see is the lightdome of a small city miles away and a million airliners I live out in the country. you can see satellites and and other near orbit poo poo. It’s funny as hell when city folk try to act hillbilly then start fearcrying when they see the stellar dolphins for the first time. Where you think crawdads come from, homie?
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Apr 16, 2023 02:07
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then what is Beyoncé
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Apr 16, 2023 19:20
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also pro sports
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Apr 16, 2023 19:28
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when the timecube guy wasn’t being racist as poo poo, he was annoyingly right about time happening all at once.
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Apr 17, 2023 22:47
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I think there’s a very valid practical reason to talk about sightings stuff is because it’s a very good audit of how good US’s detection systems are. If Chinese spy balloons(or whatever the gently caress the boring truth is) are getting through to the point farmers and truck drivers are seeing lil green butthole exploders then it’s a much bigger issue than the pondering the orb. As in we got sold a bill of goods, once again, from the military industrial complex.
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Apr 22, 2023 01:05
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squids like waddup you seen my new trick?
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Apr 22, 2023 23:46
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zetas with hooters is a new one to me
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Apr 23, 2023 07:22
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Is Metatron rich from being a crazy woowoo? Obviously there’s no real market space in the woowoo, right?
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Apr 24, 2023 07:48
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well I stopped having sex regularly so yeah
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Apr 24, 2023 21:05
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sharknado slashfic posted:Yeah I dunno, all the nerd poo poo is beyond me, I just want to psychically commune with bigfoot nipple clamps
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Apr 24, 2023 23:54
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for the record, Asimov was a pro-Mao socialist, not a sex creep.
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Apr 26, 2023 06:51
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oh yeah that. he didn’t touch kids tho.
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Apr 26, 2023 13:12
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the orb you ponder is inside her
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Apr 28, 2023 04:28
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I regret to inform you the M87 ultras are at it again.
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Apr 28, 2023 12:47
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he should put the tape up in the Nick Diaz fight.
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Apr 29, 2023 01:31
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coffee machine broke, it took a bit to get the post up.
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Apr 29, 2023 19:02
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Azathoth posted:that's no moon its got cheeks
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Apr 30, 2023 03:17
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I think I’m gonna turn into a mars truther
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Apr 30, 2023 18:04
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We started out on mars and started to colonize earth. but we’re stupid and warlike so we nuked ourselves on mars then destroyed what little technological resources we brought over. it could be a repeated cyclical thing. We could migrating between planets and suffering existential civilization failures for a lot longer.
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Apr 30, 2023 18:35
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Rickshaw posted:This is the thesis of Dr. John Brandenburg, who has analyzed radioactive isotope ratios on the martian surface to conclude that there were massive world-altering nuclear explosions in the distant past: yeah I got into that because the WH youtube linked earlier. Its pretty neat stuff. I'm gonna waller around in the datahole and see how much water it really holds.
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Apr 30, 2023 20:47
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we just keep sliding crap worlds closer to the sun. also fossil records only work if you leave enough matter behind to fossilize. how would we know if a war between disintegrators was fought?
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Apr 30, 2023 21:42
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euphronius posted:there would be an ash layer in the sediment what if they distintegrated the ash? 
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May 1, 2023 01:25
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Riot Bimbo posted:mars is fake the moon is fake. I keep saying this in youtube live chats.
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May 1, 2023 05:05
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Riot Bimbo posted:you're fake if you say my name 3 times in a mirror I show up and eat your snacks.
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May 1, 2023 05:17
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they should try to catch it with a cargo plane. that’ll make the Chinese pissed.
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May 2, 2023 00:10
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the jet is gonna airsex the balloon and make skybaby
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May 2, 2023 04:48
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the hbo heaven’s gate docu is pretty interesting. “with a powerful enough telescope you can see god”
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May 6, 2023 06:30
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Just a Moron posted:Or when the aliens vivisect us, we can give them helpful tips during the process! or we foolishly broadcast images with enough medical data they can send nanoswarms down to harvest our biome en masse. Then Elon Musk’s limited flamethrower run suddenly makes sense.
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May 13, 2023 06:05
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Mola Yam posted:lol those noonautics folks are going to absolutely cook some volunteers' brains. my last intelligent words will be “free drugs yo”
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May 18, 2023 04:05
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