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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






I did the joker laugh really loud in real life

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





A Bakers Cousin posted:

That's the beauty of it, it doesn't DO anything!

We are very old on the internet aren't we

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Steve Yun posted:

https://twitter.com/npr/status/1427768728767373313?s=21

People might not know this, but you could always get shot or stabbed at a Raiders game as far back as I could remember

NBC removed their much more evocative tweet on the subject, which was closer to "Raiders fans must show proof of vaccination or get shot on site"

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Sphyre posted:

7 available icu beds with 96 patients that need those beds... the word 'available' really doing some heavy lifting here

Maybe they're using the logic I use when I'm doing resource management and ration allotment in a strategy game, like "we are consistently seeing an attrition rate where at any given time seven ICU patients are going to be leaving down The Big Chute and into The Nowhere Hole so we can just treat those resources as available when necessary"

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





pillsburysoldier posted:

Napping is exactly how public libraries work

you might also be engaging in the pastime of one guy I used to see at the library all the time, and that's masturbating to yahoo newsgroups about adult diaper lovers while using a special security shield over the monitor so you can only see what he's masturbating to in the public library if you're directly behind him or as it turns out within forty five degrees of eyeline

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





empty whippet box posted:

im the sudden sharp downturn predicted for absolutely no reason at all whatsoever

the sudden sharp downturn is with us every day, our stalwart companion through thick and thin

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





meet girls at the store posted:

She’s chud-lite and her fan base is entirely Christian conservative essential oils moms, so her comments sections are gonna be lit

Yeah if you haven't checked in on Hart since her Sabrina days she's become a big wheel in the christploitation film racket

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





WampaLord posted:

She was in God's Not Dead 2 lol

she's also in about twenty percent of all hallmark christmas movies from the past twelve years

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





platzapS posted:

Kid comes in to get tested and lists his name as just "Richardson". We find out he was hiding his first name, "Anakin".

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - ANAKIN. Many such cases!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





euphronius posted:

Warhammer 40k is overly optimistic

cannot lose myself in this vision of the future where empires can coalesce enough to work together towards a common goal

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Mola Yam posted:

hacky post-apocalyptic game/movie vibes

also how I describe my current wardrobe aesthetic

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Zokari posted:

WE WANT TO DIE

LET US DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VO_peqgDRc&t=910s

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Blame Pyrrhus posted:

"I just invented a tom colins!"

Firesign is responsible for making so much of my banter unintelligible

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Blame Pyrrhus posted:

"You must be the true white brother!"

The westward ho side of the album you posted is pretty much "cspam - the album".

This routine also hits that CSPAM note pretty drat hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szkyyfRGaqw

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





mod sassinator posted:

253-266k new cases yesterday with weekend backlog catchup

this +

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Watching the odometer roll over on a road trip except it's how many humans are making their own gravy

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Steve Yun posted:

BNO often posts twice, just gotta wait for the evening number

https://twitter.com/drjeannem/status/1430270257004904449?s=21

The phrase "more than doubled" suggests that there was already a significant presence of people eating the buttworm paste previously that this has only contributed to, as opposed to an ephemeral phenomenon

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:



lol. "pretty please"

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






hell yes, become ungovernable

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Steve Yun posted:

The main Ivermectin Facebook group got shut down

So here are 21 screenshots that you folks might enjoy, some of them you might've seen already

Nevar forget

https://i.imgur.com/rPZi5Aa.mp4

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





mod sassinator posted:

i can't find a clear video of it anywhere anymore lol. they are scrubbing it furiously from the internet

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1411450176523280385

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Full morgues and empty pantries - where most people see two problems, I (an entrepreneur and visionary) see a supply and a demand :smug:

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






(thanks Doddery Meerkat)

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





TheMightyBoops posted:

I think Dan Quinn is in jail.

Well here's what he was up to four months ago, which is the same exact thing he was up to ten years ago except with twenty extra years on his body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Y9cAv5MUY

warning: viscerally unpleasant

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





poo poo POST MALONE posted:

is this legit Dan Quinn. I can't tell.

it's him, you can tell by the stevia cold fusion nonsense and the fact that he's calling out long-retired UFC fighters

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Let us remember happier times :pray:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-cH1voT8w

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





skewetoo posted:

I'm going to be honest with everyone here. Things are not great

https://i.imgur.com/Mq4jA6Q.mp4

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Clocks posted:

I'm too lazy to Google contraflow but why exactly is it they've given up on evacuating new orleans or whatever?

It's setting up all traffic to be directed out of the city no matter what direction the road is marked for, you do it to quickly get everyone out and save as many lives as you can but *sucking noise through teeth* sounds like a lotta work

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Durf posted:

the cop dream of playing armyman and terrorizing children



Alright kids now if someone kicks in your classroom door with a Striker-12 the trick is to get them to fire all twelve rounds into your fellow classmates, you can make a fairly leisurely break for it during the half hour pause when they stop to manually unload and reload each chamber and then rewind the drum

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





fosborb posted:

lol I forgot the CDC is still recommending gaitors



I wear a gaiter over an Elipse P100

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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If I'm gonna get some fast-casual I'm more of a Red Robin man

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I got some rechargeable electric clippers for sixteen bucks (at the time) and I just do a #2 all over every couple weeks

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






It's not even a fun death cult, their rituals and drugs suck

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





ram dass in hell posted:

he regularly calls his daily green juice "guzzling hulk loads" and takes like three dozen experimental nootropics along with like a gallon of human growth hormone, the man is already like a dr Hojo experiment, horse meds is like one of the more normal things in there

A bunch of ivermectin getting muscled out of his system by the cocaine, steroids and DMT that are already present like some hosed up turf war over three hundred pounds of bubblegum and sweat

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





But there were no vacancies at the morgue, so Mary and Joseph were stacked head-to-toe in a repurposed meat shipping container

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





mod sassinator posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1433217967823667201

200k+ cases and almost 3/4 of a 9/11 on a wednesday

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Zeroisanumber posted:

Anyone remember that Pandemic game where you're the plague trying to kill humanity? This reminds me of the map that you get when you've made yourself overwhelmingly contagious and the map just fills up with red.

Later it turns black when everyone is dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSat_gLDXPc

Talk about a trailer that holds up, huh

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





T-Paine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1433511883424796677

we just aren't being nice enough to the paste chompin' fuckwits

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I've found Warframe good at destroying thousands of time throughout the years, if you're looking for a long-term time sink action game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znU5OS65lXw

One of the few games whose lategame plays crazier than the cinematics infer

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