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RandomBlue posted:finally a solution: they should paint the trees too
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 16:35 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:34 |
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Zeta Taskforce posted:There is no downside to painting surfaces white. it looks like poo poo
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 18:47 |
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Hit Man posted:https://twitter.com/BBCScienceNews/status/1681365271737499648?s=20 it'll be useful when the food shortages hit
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 20:32 |
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Vox Nihili posted:In New Mexico, temperatures are too high for birds to use their usual coping methods voting can fix this
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 21:11 |
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Koirhor posted:holy poo poo this is american as gently caress, look at the heckin chonkers
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 15:03 |
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dang now the babies are stealing the dingos this climate change has gotta stop
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 18:41 |
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if you paint your dogs white maybe no one will notice them
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 20:07 |
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if we put lead in the white paint it might help with the nukes too
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 22:10 |
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you'll need about an inch thick layer of leaded paint to really make a difference
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 22:11 |
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Labradors are also problematic unless you stock up on paint
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 00:39 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:protip is to have pet chickens if you can or all white ducks
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 02:28 |
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I miss it already onward to the next one
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 16:05 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:the entire white world has been trying to destroy haiti for 200 years. I wouldn't call lovely material conditions there sudden
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 03:07 |
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Paradoxish posted:haha this graph has crossed from mildly frightening to legitimately terrifying to the moon, baby
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 12:28 |
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this society can still organize to achieve things but only stuff like demonizing trans people or attending a tswift superspreader concert. people can still come together but only when boycotting performative gay beer or lighting off explosives en masse in solidarity with the immolated boreal forest. it isn’t easy to maintain and administer the status quo, in fact it’s increasingly energy intensive.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 13:49 |
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I think everyone should locate the closest executive or shareholder of significance near them and memorize their addresses
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 15:09 |
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you know for peaceful demonstrations
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 15:10 |
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SixteenShells posted:eventually they'll make it illegal to protest outside the houses of higher income brackets just like they did SCOTUS judges oh dang they have a gate let’s go home
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 15:19 |
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going to escape to a self sufficient compound well supplied with rations and generator fuel just to get Donnie Darko’d by radioactive satellite debris people got to use for 5 years or so before total structural collapse killed the electric grid
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 15:26 |
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Tungsten posted:we're not, but someone might. maybe some arctic circle city-states here and there good thing modern people have embraced masking culture in the COVID era to help mitigate all the ancient disease locked in the melting permafrost
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 16:06 |
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SixteenShells posted:I think I know what the answer is, but are there any plans to mitigate the environmental catastrophe from the ocean overwhelming miles of inland human settlements? All the landfills, the sewer systems, the industrial sites, the houses and retail stores, just enormous piles of toxic bullshit suddenly subjected to tidal forces? don’t worry about it
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:02 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:big stilts for everybody this is optimistic imo
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:22 |
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so that’s it? good luck, learn to swim? “I never said good luck”
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:23 |
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what’s cool about the porous sandstone that holds Florida’s freshwater aquifer is that it can flow the other way so while the sea level rises and floods this shithole the water will also become undrinkable and sewage and drainage systems will start to catastrophically back up and spew their contents all over heavily populated urban areas that used to be swamp land
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:54 |
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mamma mia
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:59 |
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Fell Mood posted:I'm thinking of a facility, powered by its own nuclear reactor, that pulls carbon from the air, compresses it into diamond bricks, and we dump the diamonds into the ocean. not before we cover our warehouses and canines with diamond plating
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 20:39 |
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sitting in a furnace and turning it up a degree a minute to train my body like I’m goku in a gravity chamber
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 20:56 |
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I think it might finally be time to vote
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 22:17 |
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if you’re hot they’re hot, let them in.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 00:14 |
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the correct answer was 1980
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 01:47 |
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A Bad King posted:No smoobles no please this is a terrible joke smoobled again
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 13:45 |
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Koirhor posted:she finally said something that makes sense saying the loud part loud
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 13:55 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:what do people mean by the term "cybernetic capitalism?" i have a vague idea, but would like some clarity robots you pay to gently caress
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 15:03 |
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i was told I would get to gently caress a robot if I got my bits replaced with enhanced cyber bits but at a huge markup requiring a 20 year term predatory adjustable rate loan exempted from any debt relief via congressional action influenced by Big Robot lobbying
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 16:12 |
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Zeta Taskforce posted:The timing of his death was impeccable. He said enjoy the next 20 years before the poo poo really hit the fan and he managed to enjoy most of them and exited the stage (at age of 103) before it really got bad. the only “solution” (there isn’t any, it’s all too late) would be to stop making massive amounts of useless poo poo and shipping it around everywhere. stop drilling stop building cars stop stop stop. for that to work people would need to be able to access the resources that already exist so we can pivot to mitigating food crop loss and water access, preparing for catastrophic events and rapid climate change. but nah. too hard. Americans can’t even be asked to wear a face mask to save themselves from brain damage or the very least prevent the vulnerable from contracting a still pandemicing disease. guess what. more of those are coming too. thanks Exxon! quote:But real question: How did 2008 turn into 15 years ago. How does that happen? 15 years of not giving a poo poo and guess what gonna be a few more of the same until everything collapses and the rich can bunker up while the rest of us burn, drown, starve, get sick, get shot, get hosed over and over
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 19:18 |
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all the technology we need exists already. a technological solution is just a dream and those are for people who are sleeping. hard to sleep when it’s 110F in your house and you can’t afford air conditioning
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 19:20 |
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pouring out a Coca-Cola in memory of the soon to be last polar bear
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 21:16 |
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someone should update that billy joel song
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 21:18 |
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shiny happy people is perfect
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 21:19 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 04:34 |
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Fell Mood posted:Are you saying nature and it's living things have no value if humans aren't around to observe it? as far as the human concept of value, would that mean a lack of humans to assign value means it no longer exists? I’m not going to pretend that animals can understand value as a concept, maybe they can, maybe some that can similar to us will be much later down the evolutionary road. maybe that’s when the biosphere will be hosed again who knows
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 14:18 |