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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

RandomBlue posted:

finally a solution:



they should paint the trees too

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Zeta Taskforce posted:

There is no downside to painting surfaces white.

it looks like poo poo

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

it'll be useful when the food shortages hit

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Vox Nihili posted:

In New Mexico, temperatures are too high for birds to use their usual coping methods

BRYCE DIX, BYLINE: And this is Bryce Dix in Albuquerque, N.M., where the heat wave has triggered statewide excessive heat warnings. The scorching heat spells trouble for humans, but it's also hurting wildlife, especially bird populations. Normally to keep cool in heat waves like this, birds have a variety of tools at their disposal. Some urinate on their own legs, but the most common is a sort of avian panting. That's where the bird will open its mouth and flutter its neck muscles. But that panting can cause birds to lose water and become dehydrated rapidly. Now, experts say the climate is warming much too fast for birds to adapt.

BLAIR WOLF: We're talking about birds that breed once a year.

DIX: That's University of New Mexico biologist Blair Wolf. He's concerned for bird diversity in the Southwest and across the world as global temperatures recently reached the hottest they've ever been in history, causing unprecedented dehydration and loss of food sources.

WOLF: So there's not a lot of good news, and people need to wake up when you have 120 degrees over in Phoenix and 130 in Death Valley.

DIX: Those susceptible birds might include small songbirds like goldfinches, which get dehydrated fast, or birds like the curve-billed thrasher, which only live in the desert and can't move to cooler places. Some, he says, could be wiped out.

WOLF: The birds that are most susceptible to heat stress are just going to be gone.


DIX: In the meantime, blistering temperatures are expected to loom over the region throughout the next week, potentially breaking heat records in the process.

voting can fix this

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Koirhor posted:

holy poo poo this is american as gently caress, look at the heckin chonkers

:thunk:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
dang now the babies are stealing the dingos this climate change has gotta stop

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
if you paint your dogs white maybe no one will notice them

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
if we put lead in the white paint it might help with the nukes too

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
you'll need about an inch thick layer of leaded paint to really make a difference

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Labradors are also problematic unless you stock up on paint

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Shifty Nipples posted:

protip is to have pet chickens if you can

or all white ducks

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I miss it already onward to the next one

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

The Voice of Labor posted:

the entire white world has been trying to destroy haiti for 200 years. I wouldn't call lovely material conditions there sudden

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Paradoxish posted:

haha this graph has crossed from mildly frightening to legitimately terrifying

lmao

to the moon, baby

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
this society can still organize to achieve things but only stuff like demonizing trans people or attending a tswift superspreader concert. people can still come together but only when boycotting performative gay beer or lighting off explosives en masse in solidarity with the immolated boreal forest. it isn’t easy to maintain and administer the status quo, in fact it’s increasingly energy intensive.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I think everyone should locate the closest executive or shareholder of significance near them and memorize their addresses

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
you know for peaceful demonstrations

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

SixteenShells posted:

eventually they'll make it illegal to protest outside the houses of higher income brackets just like they did SCOTUS judges

lol they probably all live in gated communities anyway, you'll get hauled off for "trespassing"

oh dang they have a gate let’s go home

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.


going to escape to a self sufficient compound well supplied with rations and generator fuel just to get Donnie Darko’d by radioactive satellite debris people got to use for 5 years or so before total structural collapse killed the electric grid

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Tungsten posted:

we're not, but someone might. maybe some arctic circle city-states here and there

good thing modern people have embraced masking culture in the COVID era to help mitigate all the ancient disease locked in the melting permafrost

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

SixteenShells posted:

I think I know what the answer is, but are there any plans to mitigate the environmental catastrophe from the ocean overwhelming miles of inland human settlements? All the landfills, the sewer systems, the industrial sites, the houses and retail stores, just enormous piles of toxic bullshit suddenly subjected to tidal forces?

don’t worry about it

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

big stilts for everybody

this is optimistic imo

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
so that’s it? good luck, learn to swim?

“I never said good luck”

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
what’s cool about the porous sandstone that holds Florida’s freshwater aquifer is that it can flow the other way so while the sea level rises and floods this shithole the water will also become undrinkable and sewage and drainage systems will start to catastrophically back up and spew their contents all over heavily populated urban areas that used to be swamp land

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
mamma mia

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Fell Mood posted:

I'm thinking of a facility, powered by its own nuclear reactor, that pulls carbon from the air, compresses it into diamond bricks, and we dump the diamonds into the ocean.

not before we cover our warehouses and canines with diamond plating

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
sitting in a furnace and turning it up a degree a minute to train my body like I’m goku in a gravity chamber

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I think it might finally be time to vote

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
if you’re hot they’re hot, let them in.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
the correct answer was 1980

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

A Bad King posted:

No smoobles no please this is a terrible joke

smoobled again

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Koirhor posted:

she finally said something that makes sense

saying the loud part loud

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

what do people mean by the term "cybernetic capitalism?" i have a vague idea, but would like some clarity

robots you pay to gently caress

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i was told I would get to gently caress a robot if I got my bits replaced with enhanced cyber bits but at a huge markup requiring a 20 year term predatory adjustable rate loan exempted from any debt relief via congressional action influenced by Big Robot lobbying

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Zeta Taskforce posted:

The timing of his death was impeccable. He said enjoy the next 20 years before the poo poo really hit the fan and he managed to enjoy most of them and exited the stage (at age of 103) before it really got bad.

Very interesting read, I agree with a lot of what he said. I don't get the hate for renewable power, but in the last 15 years there have been a lot of advances in wind and solar and the prices of both have come down faster than the most optimistic projections. Coupled with advances in battery technology and storage, it has to be part of todays solution. Did he still consider renewable energy to be an empty promise up to his dying day or did he come around?

I do agree that we need more technology, not less and that nuclear power has to be central to that. Back in the late 2000's I remember a lot of talk about carbon offsets and people thinking you could pay someone in Central America :10bux: to plant a tree and that meant you could fly to Europe guilt free. It should have been obvious that it was the same thing as a 16th century Catholic indulgence, this is now consensus view. His politics were confusing and seems to have evolved from socialist to euro skeptic, but I agree we are not going to escape market forces but this is not the same thing as this unregulated late stage capitalism / oligarchy that we have today.

I guess the good news is we are now much closer to artificial photosynthesis and there is always the soylent green route, not this but rather the OG version from the 1973 movie.

the only “solution” (there isn’t any, it’s all too late) would be to stop making massive amounts of useless poo poo and shipping it around everywhere. stop drilling stop building cars stop stop stop. for that to work people would need to be able to access the resources that already exist so we can pivot to mitigating food crop loss and water access, preparing for catastrophic events and rapid climate change. but nah. too hard. Americans can’t even be asked to wear a face mask to save themselves from brain damage or the very least prevent the vulnerable from contracting a still pandemicing disease. guess what. more of those are coming too. thanks Exxon!

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But real question: How did 2008 turn into 15 years ago. How does that happen?

15 years of not giving a poo poo and guess what gonna be a few more of the same until everything collapses and the rich can bunker up while the rest of us burn, drown, starve, get sick, get shot, get hosed over and over

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
all the technology we need exists already. a technological solution is just a dream and those are for people who are sleeping. hard to sleep when it’s 110F in your house and you can’t afford air conditioning

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
pouring out a Coca-Cola in memory of the soon to be last polar bear

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
someone should update that billy joel song

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

shiny happy people is perfect :colbert:

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Fell Mood posted:

Are you saying nature and it's living things have no value if humans aren't around to observe it?

as far as the human concept of value, would that mean a lack of humans to assign value means it no longer exists?

I’m not going to pretend that animals can understand value as a concept, maybe they can, maybe some that can similar to us will be much later down the evolutionary road. maybe that’s when the biosphere will be hosed again who knows

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