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BabyFur Denny posted:DICAP is a lovely lie, at least if you have a minimum of standards regarding the quality of dicks. It's incredibly hard to find decent dick. Woah woah woah there, nobody ever said anything about decent.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 05:31 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:21 |
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titty_baby_ posted:The hobbes is a nice touch 👌 Too bad the Goon that drew that was uh... troubled. E: I really liked all the ones that got made for that iteration of the thread. They were really good.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 05:50 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:tell your mom to gently caress off. who even cares. No, you don't get it, they're "old school" so it's okay to be a pest.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 18:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6zQ4E7iTWM
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 19:00 |
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teen witch posted:you can only talk about the nerd on nerd violence post if you post your favorite smash stage and it CANNOT BE FINAL DESTINATION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it8bvHhqvwo
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 21:59 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:“I know you think the name Grosscock is funny, but in German, “groß” means large ”
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 23:40 |
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pentyne posted:can't say the name of my God nor can anyone else but I can play this game with magic spells and demons. They only play Lawful Good Fighters (no spells!) When pressed for what deity their characters worships they go for the obvious Jesus standin, Ilmater.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 23:51 |
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Play posted:I thought it was Yahweh or YHWH or something weird lik that It is YHWH. Some even feel Adonai is too holy to use casually, so they use Elohim instead.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 00:05 |
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Play posted:feel like god's having a bit of an identity crisis here. Pick one name and stick to it, pal!! YHWH was used when the Israelites had a whole rear end pantheon and he was the big dick boss. Then they decided to narrow things down and make him the capital g God, so he went to city hall and got a name change.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 00:09 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:because there's an absolute dearth of supernatural experiences in american culture a lot of the more hardline types have begun appropriating elements of judaism, trying to wring some novelty out of their dead-end spiritual lives. Why can't they pick up the bitchin' parts where rabbis have world ending super powers and one rabbi got sad about something and telepathically wiped out a bunch of crops or some poo poo?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 02:28 |
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RoboRodent posted:CBD and THC oil were basically how I survived this summer's ruptured ovarian cyst. One for when I was working, one when I wasn't. Because no one would loving prescribe me anything at all even after I ended up in the ER vomiting from the pain. There, that's my free pain advice. * Doctor gets to the part of the chart that says "ovary", nods sagely, and marks the check box next to the word "hysterical" *
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 17:52 |
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RoboRodent posted:It was a male doctor, so yeah, essentially. Pretty sure the doctor gave Wanda Sykes loving advil after she had a double mastectomy. So loving nuts.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 18:35 |
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Man, that post is breaking the thread all over again, just like someone said it did the first time, lol
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 12:01 |
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rain dogs posted:The dude is a dipshit at best. Like, divorce before the kid is old enough to know what's going on so both of you can live your best lives. Instead he sentenced himself to 18 years of misery to own his wife Listen, it's like how you leave poo poo in the slow cooker to make it more tender. He was just letting that revenge get all juicy and fall-off-the-bone.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 20:57 |
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spouse posted:Some of the old "humor" hasn't aged well, but I'll always have a soft spot for Kevin Smith. Every time someone mentions Kevin Smith I can't help but remember his tweet about how his wife's "brown" still "p0wns his dick".
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 01:02 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Remember Olestra? Frito Lays made with Olestra ruined more than one couch, lmao
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 02:45 |
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Dazerbeams posted:What's the hobby you jackass? Probably Warhammer 40k.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 20:51 |
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cumshitter posted:There are a surprising number of porn stars on LinkedIn and they love to share "Monday Motivation" style poo poo. "You can do it. You can move to the next size up on your training butt plug!"
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 21:11 |
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webmeister posted:My inlaws live on the coast (literally within 50m of the ocean) and clean their windows every couple of weeks. They get covered in salt and sea spray from the sea breezes, and the gunk builds up pretty quickly if you don't stay on top of it. Cars too, you've gotta wash the car pretty much every week. Sounds like your inlaws aren't getting dicked down on the reg, then.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 00:45 |
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Foo Diddley posted:backstreet boys, menudo, new kids on the block, who the gently caress ever Fun Fact: One of my half-brothers was briefly in one of the iterations of Menudo.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 04:02 |
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WaywardWoodwose posted:When he left the band did they hit him with a shovel and throw him into a woodchipper? I heard the producer made almost all the former members into dogfood...... No, no, he's still alive. I think. Foo Diddley posted:lol i thought i was the only one who remembered menudo How could anyone forget Menudo? It's what got Ricky Martin on the path to stardom!
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 06:32 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:What happened Nov 2016? We've got a whole thread about it, buddy.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 01:19 |
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teen witch posted:Lmao been there girl, smart move "Wow, you don't sound b- *sound of person gagging on their teeth after you deliver a massive haymaker*"
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 07:13 |
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Whorelord posted:please for the love of god do not name your daughter mildred Name her Mordred instead. E: My son turns five in December. He doesn't like his middle name (George) and has decided it's now McKenzie.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 12:53 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I wanna be able to name kids like I name my pets, with weird, fun sounding poo poo, that don't matter. I'd name a child Vinkha if I hadn't already named my cat that. Vinkha Mk II E: Zurtilik posted:
Sounds like you got too much self-esteem.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 14:12 |
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tinytort posted:He wants to take a toddler away for a month, to a completely different country. I believe the story says "halfway across the country", so like New York to Texas or something like that. Crossing state lines with a kid like that can still raise some alarms, though.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 04:57 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for Banning My Son From Trick or Treating for Framing our Dog? Reminds me of the post where the dude says he took a poo poo in the cat's litter box and everyone thought the cat was sick.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 00:25 |
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Everyone mad at the kid for getting schwifty.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 00:41 |
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cumshitter posted:in the comments the OP reveals that her boyfriend is a white hotep. He also believes white people were made by the mad scientist Jaukub. OP's boyfriend has been reading Dr. David Thorpe's front page articles about Tooth Tooth.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 08:15 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Kid is so lucky to have awesome grandparents likes that. They'll just use the kid's social security number to open up credit cards to pay for poo poo for the younger brother, obviously.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 04:30 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for selling my “brothers” guitars? I wonder who the favorite is.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 20:17 |
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Johnny Truant posted:lol, thanks The pre-workout powder I take has 150mg per scoop. The instructions say, "Once tolerance has been assessed and you are looking for an additional boost of energy, take one additional serving (1 scoop) with serving taken before training." I don't feel jittery or anything after taking it, though. Someone said that could be a sign of having ADHD, right? When caffeine does jack poo poo to you?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 20:56 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:I don’t think Peter has ever been divorced. Maybe the one from the Into the Spiderverse movie?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 00:57 |
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Blastedhellscape posted:Learn how to do oral sex! It's so simple! Jesus Christ! I'm sure Dr. Ruth's got a ton of videos.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 03:42 |
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Mr. Grapes! posted:Oooof this one hits me in the memories. And the jury acquitted you at your murder trial because you told them this story, right? I don't understand how else you could be on the the forums right now posting this anecdote. I guess you could have a contraband phone.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 07:28 |
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TK8325 posted:I don't get HOAs. What can they even do? Evict you from your own home? Like, just ignore them. You sign a contract when you purchase a home under the purview of an HOA and they can put a lien on your house and I think even force you to sell. E: We had the one story about the dude who bought a house just outside the HOA and he got to tell them go go eat poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 07:47 |
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HOAs feel like something racists set up originally to keep POC families out of neighborhoods.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 08:08 |
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Uncle ShortyB posted:AITA for yelling at my mom about replacing me with her new kid? She was also 18 when she got knocked up by a 25 year old, if we're being generous with the timing. E: Not ragging on her, mind you. Just pointing out the gross age gap.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 14:59 |
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Blastedhellscape posted:Maybe this guy's mom really was an overbearing monster when he was growing up, but he's sure not doing a good job selling that. His examples are that she pestered him to do his homework and made school lunches that he didn't like eating. Uh. Yeah. My mom did those things to and we get along fine. It's probably what that other goon said, that the dad poisoned the OP against his mom.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 18:00 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:21 |
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sean10mm posted:The poo poo that these dudes just let people say to their spouses is unbelievable to me. I don't want to veer into internet tough guy territory here, but saying 1% of that poo poo to my spouse would at a minimum make me instantly angry.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 21:35 |