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so i went to reddit and the literal top post for me is: "Je suis amoureuse de mon frère et dans quelques heures je vais lui annoncer mes sentiments." 
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I'm guessing that the other end of the call doesn't know he's in bed and it's pretty hard to explain someone suddenly yelling "no no no no" without saying they had a nightmare waking up or whatever.
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Nov 25, 2021 19:10
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Propaniac posted:From legaladvice: I'm not 100% sure your half-sister is alive anymore
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Nov 29, 2021 11:59
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I have never “fallen out of touch” with someone so severely they deliberately cut ties on social media and lose my number; I’m pretty sure you have to be real creepy or otherwise lovely for that to happen. I feel like this is what the dude in love with the lesbian from last page should do. Just drift away. They're 18 and have graduated anyway, they'll drift apart regardless but he can get a head start
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Nov 30, 2021 11:34
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Foo Diddley posted:there's a guy in auto racing called dick trickle He used to get annoyed because they'd announce the results and always include him "Jeff Gordon took victory in Bristol today, ahead of Earnhardt Jr and Jimmie Johnson. Dick trickle finished 34th"
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Dec 12, 2021 19:56
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Tell her you'll buy the tip of her finger off her for 1000 bucks
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Dec 14, 2021 12:28
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He sees her once a month and you're losing your mind (and relationship) over it?
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Whorelord posted:"She would post pictures of them on social media an captioned on things like "my only love", ""we look like a couple here" or any romantic quote. Everytime I was around she would sit on his lap, or if we had a date she gets mad and starts sending messages like "why you didn't come to see me?" or "your girlfriend doesn't let you come huh?", or "why you spend so much money on her?, you should see me I am your friend" wich was really annoying but he said that it is just the way she is." Lol that seems like super relevant information to have left out. I stand corrected
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Dec 14, 2021 15:20
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for arranging for my wife's parents to spend Christmas celebration with us without telling her? Even better than inviting some randoms they don't know, invite people they actively hate and avoid
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Dec 19, 2021 22:36
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i feel like you should be looking at the person you're dating as an equal and not as though you're their elder
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Dec 20, 2021 18:58
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Variable 5 posted:When I was a kid, I *always* had to have my parents' VCR clock set. As an adult, I don't care if my microwave blinks CLOCK at me all day. What time is it at your parents house? TWELVE O'CLOCK TWELVE O'CLOCK TWELVE O'CLOCK
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Dec 20, 2021 22:37
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teen witch posted:I’m kinda busy IRL at the moment so apologize for not nipping this bud much earlier on, along with a few other derails.
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Piell posted:AITA - For giving my husband only 3 days to return my jewelry set that he he gave his brother's wife as a wedding gift? Stop paying even if the jewelry comes back. If it doesn't come back press charges. Also, divorce
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Dec 21, 2021 16:59
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sugar mouse posted:The idea of this absolutely blows my mind. Years ago, my house got broken into, nothing taken but still the police were lovely, they came for a follow up and gave me some free security things, dusted for prints, etc etc. I'm guessing this civil matter thing is American?!? British thing too Hughlander posted:Hey ever read a headline and you know exactly how it's going to be, then you start reading and are like, "Yep" and then finish reading and think WHAT THE gently caress DID I JUST READ? Yaah.... Lol, don't be surprised if older sister calls you "rear end in a top hat" instead
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Dec 22, 2021 10:56
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Cthulu Carl posted:Touching a man's rear end in a top hat or a man's dick is gay. Yes, even if it's your own dick and rear end in a top hat and for hygienic reasons. Need two hands free for their phones
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Gotta start asking yourself questions when you're drinking wine in the bathroom at work. Bathrooms are for sleeping
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Dec 31, 2021 11:56
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Does someone have the mad med guy who wanted to be don draper but only the drinking at work parts?
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Dec 31, 2021 15:49
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olylifter posted:AITA for insisting my boyfriend eat respectfully at a nice restaurant? What's his username and when was the last time he posted about hating dress codes and decorum
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"please take it seriously while I am in the middle of literally pushing a human out of my body" *Plays fart prank*
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Technocrat posted:France certainly has roundabouts where the rule is to give way to cars that are joining, but they're thankfully reducing those. Priorité à la droit is one of the more bonkers road rules I've heard of
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darkwasthenight posted:France is full of insane drivers. I saw a guy in Paris lose a front wheel and he didn't even stop. Just tootled off into the distance with sparks flying out of the wheel-well. I normally get stuck behind tractors
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Mx. posted:AITA for giving Josh a reality check? Lol this owns
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Xakura posted:I see, I see, makes perfect sense This is where my mind went as well
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:It’s a pretty common thread for someone to cover their rear end right up till the second they get married and then put it on full display. See also the countless dudes who expect their fiancees to transform into sexmoms overnight and the thread legend who didn’t think cheating before marriage counted. I thought that one was a woman
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Mx. posted:AITA for not wanting to invite my aunt to my wedding over something that happened almost 10 years ago? If it happened 10 years ago and everyone brushed it off like that then similar poo poo was happening before and has probably happened since. Tell her she isn't coming so she can have that sweet drama she's looking for
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Jan 11, 2022 09:07
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Mx. posted:AITA For Refusing To Help My Ex Discipline Our Daughter? Pretty tough to establish a united front when the problem is "mom tried to take 10k from your college front"
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teen witch posted:where is the Facebook shareable stating “I was dumped in an ikea play place as a kid and I turned out fine” with a minion I didn't turn out fine but I definitely don't blame Ikea showing disney movies and playing in the ball pit for that
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teen witch posted:yes So infant pits are okay??
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Jan 12, 2022 23:18
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for going to my parents house while my roommate painted her room? Buying a house with an ex seems like a bad idea.
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Jan 13, 2022 11:37
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blunt for century posted:drat, I don't understand this at all. There's this Sichuan restaurant near me, and they have this pork belly dish that's considerably outside my heat tolerance, but it just tastes too good to stop eating. I'll be in pain, knowing it's just gonna get worse, and not be able to stop shoveling it in my face hole. I regret it every time. It's worth it every time. I've had similar experiences. When even locals are saying it's too hot but too good you know you're doing the right thing crying into your food
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Does remind me of folks whose indoor dogs basically serve as living Roombas. Aren't all dogs, fed by dog food or not, essentially roombas? My friend's dog would lick their baby clean even
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for wanting to make my Minecraft build historically accurate? Put a big X like in metal slug you goober Serephina posted:My wife [28F] thinks every situation is a zero-sum game against her which keeps her from being happy So many people don't realise that being in a relationship isn't a 100% of your time thing. You still have a personal life and things you do on your own.
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Mx. posted:lmao harry you dumb nazi gently caress It's prince harry the nazi
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA (m24) for not throwing out my “racist” collection after my girlfriend (f24) demanded me to? ...what?
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B-Rock452 posted:Wasn't there a doom clone involving Chex cereal or was that a fever dream Chex quest ran on the doom engine
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Big fan of Naruto guy's hilarious spite energy. Does anyone have the MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! bedroom cop roleplayer?
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Jan 28, 2022 10:38
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I want an r/relationships post where a cop is renting from a bad landlord so I can see who the ultimate villain is. It's capitalism isn't it
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Two comparative posts. The haircut guy is pissed and got the cops involved, he was a victim and wanted justice in some form. Girl hit by car was a victim but didn't care about justice and wanted to move on. Sadly her dad got involved in that one but hey
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for tipping our waitress 20 dollars despite her poor service, because my date was playing a "game" with her tips? I didn't think people actually did that
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling people exactly why my girlfriend wasn't at my brother's wedding? Owned
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