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Hamelekim posted:Trump is coming back, baby! lol, and I can't stress this enough, lmao https://twitter.com/AP/status/1518668584335118338
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Unperson_47 posted:I've kinda stopped keeping up with this thread for the past few days/week. Why exactly has the sentiment tipped so much to "Twitter's dying" today? My only exposure to Twitter is embeds on these dead forums. 75% of employees were fired today because they weren't 'hardcore' enough to follow Mush's twitter2.0 idea. This encludes entire devops teams that keep different parts of the site working. The 600 people left are trapped with H1B visas
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Kale posted:His absolutely childlike zoomer sense of humor despite being a grown rear end man completely reminds me of someone I know to a disturbing degree. Please, he has no sense of humour and couldn’t make an original joke if his life depended on it. This is what he thinks other people find funny and he’s mimicking it, it’s why every image macro he posts is stolen. He doesn’t know why people like ligma jokes, but he’s seen people laughing at them.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:59
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Cippalippus posted:In what kind of magical world do people live, so that they expect something as complex as twitter to go on forever without an hiccup? The average person is an idiot moron who doesn’t know how anything works (and doesn’t want to know). Their nephew built a website in his spare time, why does twitter need so many employees?
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Nov 18, 2022 16:11
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Oh, I know what will fix the freefalling stock price https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1606325491069222914 More useless junk in the merch store
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Dec 23, 2022 17:37
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Definitely post screenshots of Musk tweets cause he's a serial deleter, who gives a poo poo about the rest. namaste
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Dec 23, 2022 18:22
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Dec 23, 2022 19:06
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This isn’t satire, he was talking with washed up UFC fighter Jake Shields about sexually assaulting her https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1608216049559957506
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Dec 30, 2022 15:52
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oh you can get a round steering wheel now instead of that dumb loving F1 style. Ground breaking technology by Tesla. For 700 more dollars, and still no real controls for the wipers or turn signals https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/1611194269854834688
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Fenix has stopped loading tweets for me and I'm uncertain if this is intentional Most 3rd party apps haven't worked for like 12 hours, they all broke last night and there's nothing indicating if it was on purpose or not. Meanwhile apartheid clyde is rearranging bookmark buttons on the titanic
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Jan 13, 2023 16:56
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Freaquency posted:It’s because it’s from China Daily not because it’s poo poo talking Tesla The funniest part is it crashing people's phone apps when they hit like, look at the replies https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1627874576234598400 https://twitter.com/maxisoffline/status/1627876019737620480 https://twitter.com/ScoutsHere/status/1627879527740317700 CBD Corndog fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 21, 2023 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:Never forget the time Adams started posting sock puppet accounts everywhere to defend his horrible writing. also never forget the time scott adams said he watched his step-son die instead of helping them because there is no fixing troubled young men: https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1544679513870647296
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Someone on Twitter was losing his mind about GPT-4 revolutionizing language learning skills by creating better curriculums than humans and then he showed his proof and uhhh Oh, good https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1635716824263163935
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lmao twitter blue has so far only made 0.01% of his yearly interest payment on the initial loan to buy the company. surely pushing it as hard as he has is the correct business decision for this giga brain genius. He also cut the valuation of the company in half the other day, site is now worth less than half of what he paid for it https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/26/23657182/elon-musk-twitter-employee-stock-grants-valuation quote:Elon Musk has put a $20 billion value on Twitter, making up less than half of the $44 billion Musk paid to acquire the site, according to reports from Platformer and The Information. In a memo sent to staff viewed by Platformer’s Zoë Schiffer, Musk reportedly says that employees will receive stock grants based on Twitter’s $20 billion valuation. So clearly he's this generation's best big business boy
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Perestroika posted:Oh goddamnit what the gently caress is this? Is this one of my browser plugins being weird, or does Musk genuinely think the Shiba is still funny in the year 20-loving-23? The twitter loading screen also is the shiba: https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/1642944464057516064 and they didn't even crop it correctly, its a loving mess. This 2 day late april fools joke also broke retweets, there's no '<user> retweeted this message' on the retweet anymore.
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Noxville posted:Lol it’s almost certainly this The Techcrunch article on it is great: 
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Ralph Crammed In posted:
It showed up on mine too, its someone retweeting it but the retweet label is broken/got removed so it looks like its just random tweets showing on your timeline
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Darchangel posted:FWIW, Elmo himself shows as "paid" now, if you're using one of the extensions. Yeah, that's why there's a 2nd logo next to his checkmark. The company account is paying for his blue subscription, like Netflix is paying for blue for a bunch of their shows/movies and they all have the netflix logo next to the blue check.
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Ghostlight posted:i'm pretty sure the technicality is that the emerald mine is just something elon lied about a couple of times to give his backstory some zhuzh and never really existed, but imo the fact that he thought that his dad owning shares in an emerald mine was a cool lie that would make him seem cooler is more important than whether or not it was ever true. yeah, his father traded their private jet for shares in an emerald mine company https://www.news24.com/news24/bi-archive/how-elon-musks-family-came-to-own-an-emerald-mine-2018-2 quote:There, the two South Africans ran into a group of Italians who, as it happened, were in the market for an airplane. Errol named his price, and a deal was done. also, straight from the dipshit's mouth  https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1611864437614415876 CBD Corndog fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 13, 2023 |
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Ehud posted:I think this is the least appealing image I've ever seen But wait, there's more: https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1646880689566908418 Time for this bitch to go
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Apr 14, 2023 19:53
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I hope he goes out and mines the materials himself. He needs a whole solar system's worth of ore and metal, better get going
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potato! posted:The white birthrate started dropping in 2007 because of the reality TV series Kitchen Nightmares https://tvline.com/2023/05/15/kitchen-nightmares-renewed-season-8-fox/ Concerning.
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Threads only has one timeline, its like scrolling through Twitter 'For You' tab. It fuckin sucks. The first posts it gave me were Maddox and Ninja's wife. 0/10 https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1676738648069509121
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kazil posted:
Oh I get it, this is just him going into the usage settings on his phone and seeing the twitter app at the top of the list
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imagine willingly giving ian miles wrong $16,000 https://twitter.com/ARCCollective/status/1679580467224518656
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Jestery posted:Jesus Christ It’s a replica gun from a video game, it doesn’t work. This has to be one, if not the biggest midlife crises of the modern era, right?
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kazil posted:Elon is in Japan at a Grimes concert posting crazy new twitter policy and porn. His bender weekend started a while ago. excuse me he's in Japan recording Grimes' concert https://twitter.com/Masheditup/status/1692508777319461194?s=20
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Hyper divorced energy Its more pathetic than that because elon and grimes were never married, just 2 awfully named kids.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Whoa, Elon doesn't know the Rules of Acquisition? C’mon, that’s far too deep of a reference for him
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Fate Accomplice posted:does he have family of speaking age that can stand him? 
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PhazonLink posted:Elon's dad also said that his son deserved to get pushed down the stairs, so there's that one good thing. I thought he DID push him down the stairs for bullying another kid, and wished he had pushed him harder
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This still works, I had to do it on a computer like 2 weeks ago. the brain genius taking us to mars uses a computer like a boomer
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digital penitence posted:With Jonathan Nolan and Todd Howard He looks like if you aged Mr beast 40 years and then hit him with a bag of hammers
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