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Gonna put out an open call for posts or PMs of Musk stories from anyone who knows someone who knows him. I've been collecting Elon stories and won't share them, but his private life is an absolute mess, more than is really known
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How it staryed: im a free speech absolutist How it’s goong:
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You can't believe that the world's richest man and his super famous pop-star wife lived in cheap house in a bad neighbourhood. There’s no better evidence for him growing up insanely wealthy than how hard he cosplays as poor. Nobody who grew up struggling to pay rent or make grocery budgets ever does the “I’m so humble” poo poo he pulls
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Nov 15, 2022 05:51
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Ratjaculation posted:Since Tesla trunks do not deflect water and leak, surely they could simply install some sort of water-wheel based hydroelectric generator in there too Thrust via water wheel rotation
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Mar 23, 2023 13:08
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Apr 12, 2023 14:31
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Quote-Unquote posted:loving LOL elon made sure Grimes' blue tick wasn't removed Haven’t had success in ages (sigh)
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Mr Scumbag posted:I'm sure it will get funny again if people say it another 150 times. Working on it
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Apr 21, 2023 05:31
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I didn’t know it was possible for someone to be so owned. I never knew it could reach these levels
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Apr 21, 2023 20:40
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Would you date a Twitter employee Of course not. Elon fired all the hot girls in ad sales, remember? Now it’s all grody programmer dudes
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Apr 22, 2023 03:35
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guy loves the phrase "orders of magnitude" so freakin much
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May 5, 2023 15:11
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I hate the way elon musk laughs. Especially the goofy laugh when he talks about people whose livelihoods he destroyed for no reason Maybe he should spend more time dealing with his subpoena relating to being Mr X: the Epstein Peddo
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May 17, 2023 03:28
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Wait I’m just hearing about the cage match thing. Anyone got a synopsis post? Is Elon actually embarrassing himself more than he already has??
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Jun 26, 2023 04:09
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Jun 30, 2023 15:42
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There has never been a worse poster in human history. He’s posted himself out of billions of dollars. He posted himself out of the adoration and respect of millions. He’s posted worse than Wizard master
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Jul 10, 2023 04:07
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FungiCap posted:Is it possible to corncob so hard you collapse into a black hole? You’re seeing it happen in real time
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Jul 10, 2023 14:13
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It’s funny seeing him try to bail out the boat by making fewer people do more faster; when he’s entirely reacting to self-inflicted holes in the boat that he made himself “WORK HARDER TO COUNTERACT THE INSANE DECISIONS I MADE”
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Jul 11, 2023 16:40
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priznat posted:It's based on regretted user seconds But enough about grimes’ sex life
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Jul 14, 2023 01:22
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*me, deciding to check in on the weird elon thread after a few week* Seriously this is awful Just close the thread and [redacted] the boer
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Jul 28, 2023 00:41
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Thanks, bro poisonpill fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Jul 29, 2023 03:09
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*knocking people over running to the bathroom* working on it...
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Jul 30, 2023 19:10
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san FRANCISCO nanny state once AGAIN interfering with PROPERTY OWNER RIGHTS to drop giant strobe lights on pedestrians from 140 feet in the air
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Waffle House posted:Musk, buying Twitter after years of not being in the social media game where bots and seemingly fluffy internal infrastructure have become the business-essential and critical norm: It’s hard to remember with all the junk and insanity, but the bot thing was just an excuse he made up to try to get out of the sale. At some point he forgot, himself, that it was a fake reason and started believing it was a problem to be solved. He’s just as bad at solving the bot problem as he is at solving anything
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Jul 31, 2023 03:42
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the scab writers are a real cut below standards. this whole month was just a filler episode, and now we're just reverting to the status quo
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Aug 1, 2023 05:05
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Does he still do the 🤣🤣🤣 thing all the time
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Aug 1, 2023 17:36
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I listened to a grimes song just now and it sucked Just dumb rich girl music Perfect for elon
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Aug 9, 2023 23:56
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Pookah posted:You don't even need the smallest fragment of music theory. I can't remember where I left my keys 5 minutes ago, but I can hear in perfect completion a mozart horn concerto by Barry Tuckwell I last heard at least 15 years ago. He’s no Roy Donk
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maybealabia posted:Looking at job boards Apply, and also post it here
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EDit: all gone poisonpill fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Aug 18, 2023 |
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If from Twitter Thou wouldst fly Solve my riddle For a code to Bluesky
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Aug 18, 2023 13:58
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Kuule hain nussivan posted:The answer is 420 and/or 69. Fool! With these sacred numbers you have summoned Elon. You are cursed to remain in Twitter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The biggest problem I have with Bluesky is that every day there seems to be an insane amount of forums drama that I can't comprehend involving long vagueposting and exhausting performative identity politics. But honestly, it keeps the Nazis out, so it's all good.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This might be the dumbest and most dangerous thing this gently caress has done Spoken like someone who never rode in a Tesla Model X pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I stop looking for a day and he does something stupid That’s going to be true every day yku stop looking
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Aug 18, 2023 19:06
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CBD Corndog posted:excuse me he's in Japan recording Grimes' concert I’m the dude in the foreground languidly watching this jerk make a fool of himself
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Aug 18, 2023 19:19
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kazil posted:Not worth the effort to look. If you want to think it's Musk, fine, who cares. But it's weird when people are claiming every account he interacts with is himself. I agree with this person who I’ve never met but I can tell is very smart and handsome from their posting
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When I first read Hitchhiker’s Guide, I hated Zaphod. Then when I read it again, I loved him. I’m not sure what the intended effect is supposed to be
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Elon truly is miserable. He genuinely thinks he’s a genius and that we (the crowd of people who hate him and aren’t using Twitter anymore) are preventing him from saving humanity by achieving the galactic federation. And we get to watch him keep tripping over his own shoelaces time and time again, just trying to improve a social media app that was already popular when he bought it.
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Aug 29, 2023 13:47
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X, the everything app
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