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Musk is going to be like Ye and going to be crazy stupid lazy and not even do the paper work to file correctly.
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dr_rat posted:Lol even though it will be 95% sandstone it will be so soddly built it will still manage to burn down. given how techbros keep reinventing the wheel but worse , I wonder how they'll gently caress up "place rocks on top of rocks." (but in a smart and stable way) also muskrats literally think Musk is ironman/rick. and they think that real science is literally comic book science and every scientist even those that arent chemist have glass labware and they mix colorful liquids together. and they all have chalkboards with "e=mc2" written on it.
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Jun 2, 2022 18:43
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hour counters for game and gamelaunchers/platforms suck. having it idle on the main/start/pause menus count, the program sleeping,hibrentating, tabbed out counts. hell you can probably metagame it and get hours higher than the games current age.
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Jun 2, 2022 19:01
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dont modern games have so many metric hooks, that CDRed might actually have the number of times musk has done that? lol if this is the timeline where a Musk trial has a bit of "has killed his virtual girlfriend XX XXX times"
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Jun 3, 2022 04:18
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musk doing a babys first program Hello World "the computer is talking back to me?, I created an AI! I'm so amazing."
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Jun 20, 2022 20:23
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EVIL Gibson posted:imagine thinking people own memes. I mean you can own memes, they just got to be stuff that takes real effort to make and not lcd crap like 4 pics and some captions.
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Jul 12, 2022 05:22
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I mean doesnt he have a network of some copyright lawyers working probono helping him hammer some nazis that use his poo poo? he's successful enough that the proud boys and other groups have moved to making their own "legally distinct" green amphibian that feels nice.
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Jul 12, 2022 05:28
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0th rule of DMs/PMs : yes theres stupid poo poo / good dirt there.
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Jul 12, 2022 23:01
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because this is the timeline where he gets back into Donnie's favor buy getting rid of all this electronic drive by wire digital crap, and goes back to steam and analog stuff. Also lol if Musk has play any games himself in years or decades, include games(did Cyberpunk do this??) where he licensed out his likeness for a fee. e: also someone in the Donnie lol thread posted a birdlink that had this pic  PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jul 19, 2022 |
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Jul 19, 2022 02:30
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burning inside my tesla in euro truck sim while burning inside my tesla.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:49
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Man I feel so much better about my own horror of a body after seeing that photo. the best joke was his body being more pale and lumpy than the cliffs of the Aegean islands
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Jul 19, 2022 05:26
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Tunicate posted:Jobs was an rear end in a top hat but when he wanted something to be smaller, he had some amazing power moves the easy way here is just to make it more water resistant, esp if its just a fish tank test. ilmucche posted:I get the impression Elon wants to think he's super cool, and since his daduncle was so poo poo he's desperately searching for validation from everyone his what now? i thought his dad was just effing his own stepdaughter, is Elon's dad also his own uncle? jesus gently caress why do white gently caress bois have to drag down the whole of human civ for their borken dicks and daddy issues.
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Jul 19, 2022 09:24
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"unknown celestial body"??
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Jul 19, 2022 23:40
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another user said all his hairplugs came from the rest of his body. lol at having dick and butt hair in/on your head.
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Jul 20, 2022 00:58
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Supposedly the trick to getting good deals on a Tesla is to wait towards end of quarter, when they try to really sell out their inventory. But that was before covid so I dunno now isnt most cars and other similar goods?
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Jul 20, 2022 02:18
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you think Musk has the upper body strength to pull himself up a spiral stair case?
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Jul 21, 2022 19:38
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lol at voting age adults thinking a comic book movie or the rick and mort cartoon are how real science works. yup yup a room temp supa conductor new atomic element can just be made in a cave or basement if your cool/smart enough. my college prof saying my perpetual motion machine idea was dumb was just trying to keep me down. Musk is going to take us to Mars moon anyway day now and we're going to watch netflix from our tesla rocketrooms.
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Jul 25, 2022 04:27
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Musk doesnt have the endurance or attention span to do a Galt speech.
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Jul 25, 2022 04:35
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head down in a pile of coke.
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Jul 26, 2022 02:27
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mdxi posted:A lot of companies no longer configure their mail servers/mail service to bounce emails to nonexistent addresses, as that would leak information. It might be internally just dropped on the floor, or bucketed for auto-archival just in case, or forwarded to some poor schmuck of an intern to decide what to do with. neat, man anti info leak things are interesting.
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Jul 26, 2022 21:40
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Songbearer posted:Just think that if only someone spitshined Elon's curvy wurvy cryptocock this morning he'd have the drive to personally recode every Tesla to be perfect Roko's blowjob.
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Jul 29, 2022 23:31
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He's being a real life Ironman Rick and making the finishing touches on his human shaped robots that are getting release this Sept. he's also looking up rights to buy the song so he can release them on whatever date the song mentions.
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Aug 4, 2022 01:56
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Well Musk's own birdsite bot finder said he's a bot so tehcnicially he can just present himself.
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Aug 7, 2022 16:51
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goatface posted:You'd think he'd like rail, he could sell them battery trains. but then he would still have to interact / be near poors. also he wouldnt be able to snort and shoot up drugs. or jack off his weird inbred dick.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:21
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I like that muskrats are so loving jc crhist stupid they jump to live humans/kids . like no making the doll more human like and maybe giving it a heat signature. Also giving teslas a feature they dont have? like musk wants optical/visble light cams? not lidar or ir.
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Aug 11, 2022 03:25
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thats because the DNA scanner would then say that Musk needs to be run over.
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Aug 13, 2022 04:54
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:good luck getting 2/3 of the states to change it. Great Ideas 200 years ago for land owners. Now it kinda sucks i dunno, non regressives are stupid/lazy as gently caress and keep forgetting to make Team R lose in midterms and other non Prez years, Team R might actually catch another car / get their twothrird of state govs.
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Aug 14, 2022 03:54
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Musk "Going Bender" and making his own thing could be a thing, but him going to Zuck or some other competitor requires his drug bean to remember things. unless Twitter just allowed him to have boxes of secret for a few weeks/months.
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Aug 14, 2022 16:47
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someone in the Donnie thread mention that becoming a regressives makes you thicc, like you either become a donnie blob, or a some flavor of human thumb.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1561560517965217792?s=21&t=LFtswd1Znxd2IkyyiT3dpA he's also moving to texas because he loves doing it raw and not dealing with the likely outcome.
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Aug 23, 2022 14:04
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Heath posted:Hurl it at the windshield you throw ninja rocks at car windows not bricks.
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Aug 25, 2022 16:15
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Why doesnt Musk do a million people biodome here on earth first to prove he's truely is an IronmanRick with a glaxy brain.
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Has Musk himself, or his muskrats even said how they would terraform Mars, or are they such shallow level IFUCKINGLOVESCIENCE types that havent even heard of the word terraforming, and think FTL civs just accept a planets defualt climate and therefor living in biodomes and space suits?
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Aug 31, 2022 01:37
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the earth as a thermal battery is a thing for geothermal heat pumps and isnt exactly new. you can use it to cool coolant for summer, and use it to heat
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Aug 31, 2022 04:33
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isnt Musk suppose to reveal his totes legit robots this month/sept? Wheres the totes legit robots?
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Sep 1, 2022 06:45
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Musk and muskrats get their idea of supa science from marvel movies and a adult swim cartoon. also they do poo poo like using their Tesla or super yachts 's satellite internet/5G to binge watch THING
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Somfin posted:There's a whole no-poo poo capital C Cult called "longtermism" and it proposes that current injustices are completely trivial compared to the trillions of lives that will one day exist and the joy those lives will experience, and therefore we should not put any resources into helping actual people and should instead focus on making sure those trillions of lives come into existence. One of their big things is Earth getting wiped out by a meteor or whatnot, and therefore having a safe haven somewhere else is super important to their mission. this is just Rocko's Basilisk. aka extrememly stuipd poo poo / techbros re inventing the wheel/religion but dumber.
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Kibayasu posted:Terraforming Mars in the ultimate goal for these people which shows just how much they think about basic poo poo. the irony is if musk or other techbros were chucked into a timehole to the past , into the critical birth points of APRAnet, they would probably kill it in the cradle. same for very birth of computer science or fields of maths that helped birth CS. techbros have the same ignorant anti intellectualism cocktail as Fox News and their hate for "shrimp on a treadmill" or some other pure research.
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Sep 4, 2022 19:12
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ah yes I too remember in grade school pressing Nine on my caluclator a bunch of times, or doing notebook math of what if I instead sold my 1$ candy bar for 10000000000000.........0000000000000000000000$
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but they could make a tax party??
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