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its all nice on rice posted:"I bought a cloning company and made a clone of myself. I then transferred my consciousness into that clone. I am now that clone. Since it was created in Houston, I can now run for president." Lol Elon reading altered carbon and thinking "  "
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Oct 26, 2022 12:34
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No wait, it was a name alike Lol me culpa
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Oct 26, 2022 12:39
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Lol Twitter is worth less to me than one of those massive frappes Like if you asked me would you rather pay $8 for a frappe that obliterates twitter I would gladly drink it
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That loving statue Could have made some bicycles or something
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sugar free jazz posted:MODS??? I'll allow it
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Nov 13, 2022 09:14
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Lol I deleted my twitter account because of a combination of mental health and adding to the anti pile of less twitter accounts Twitter gave me a 2FA to deactivate and a 30 day window to reactivate if I changed my mind So disabling 2FA disables a large swarth of account deactivations. But now I can't reactivate my even if I wanted Just a massive cluster gently caress
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Nov 14, 2022 22:16
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SilvergunSuperman posted:He cares a lot about adulation though, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility especially if someone powerful or popular shamed him. Your mistake is thinking that he has not been brain damaged from too much money
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Nov 15, 2022 09:42
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Lol, the idea of Musk live tweeting therapy sessions is great
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Karate Bastard posted:Or -as the kids these days say- Eat a dick unicycle boy! 
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Nov 18, 2022 07:53
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A farting mink posted:My twitter feed this morning was completely borked. Every fifth post was an add and most of them were for various Chinese travel destinations. The rest were those crappy quizzes nobody ever takes and the American Catholic League. Either the algorithm has completely forgot me or those are the only clients they have left. Yeah I got twitter from some eastern European country 
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Nov 18, 2022 14:28
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Just remembered this dumb poo poo
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Pac and Cheese posted:i'd bet musk money that he fantasizes about going back to that moment every second of every day Yeah like, it's a real high point for him It's the closest reality has come to reflecting his self image
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CumBlast Radius Jr posted:Elon is Black Flanders Lol E1 in the musk thread
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I assume you can't install hookup apps on his new phone https://twitter.com/ShannenJPEG/status/1596286232287330305 Lol imagine not being a holistic hedonist
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Nov 28, 2022 06:25
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As someone who actually has Tourettes I just wish the joke was coprolalia rather than Tourettes being short hand for "swears lol"
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Nov 28, 2022 07:05
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PhazonLink posted:another reason south park is poo poo and its creators really should be milkshaked duck/canceled, their Tourettes episode. I mean, they fairly accurately portrayed actual Tourettes in that episode. Like on a bad day I would fit right in with the episode But it feels like someone cake and eat it too with Cartman coming out on top
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Nov 28, 2022 07:54
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Proteus Jones posted:Not to defend it too hard, but that's kind of the point of Cartman. He does lovely things and never really suffers consequences. Oh for sure I guess what I'm getting at is that the quantity of Cartman has a quality Like if Southpark had gone for like 4 seasons and been a funny artifact of the late 90s it would be easy to look at it and appreciate the joke of Cartman But given now that the show has been going for nearly 30 years now the joke has taken on new cultural cache where the Cartman identity has been formative for some discourse and the relationship between the fans and creators has been enabled to become reciprocal
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Anyway, we are getting a bit off topic because a mod got their nerve touched Everyone get their South Park hot takes in and let's leave it on this page
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heavy liquid posted:I bought into his bullshit at first, but his submarine "pedoguy" incident really opened my eyes and it's only been downhill since. Crazy how far downhill, though. Yeah I remember being into his schtick, apple future self driving cars Sure, gently caress it, why not have star link 3d printing Bitcoin mining satellites in space it's pretty 420 epic Thanos bacon. Then I saw his thing on the boring company and his big announcement on the revolutionary tech to make tunnels quicker to make was to drill them at half the size. Like, no poo poo dickhole, small hole is quicker to build, but you have less throughput. Just seems like something approximately train size is the optimal way to convey many people at once Once I realised that it was a simple facade to get VC funding it *all* made sense Even my boomer father is lovely at him for ruining the night sky
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Nov 30, 2022 22:04
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Buce posted:new idea: you can order illegal drugs through twitter. grubhub for drugs. boom. done. next. Already beaten to the punch https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7g9v8/dispenseroo-london-tube-adverts
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Pronouns are meaningless and that's why me engaging with "the pronoun ritual" is...harmful? Like , Jesus, I don't really have a foot in the LGBT sphere, and honestly I'm not the biggest fan of gender as a concept, and I spend most my day within a language that generally lacks it, but understanding that this person prefers these sounds to refer to them and respecting that is not some bastion of moral/societal decline It's having basic respect Also lol, "kids in danger" mate , just wait till zoomers grow up and you are exposed to their 12th dimensional gender bullshit it's so loving good. Just a semantic social challenge of "just try and classify me" and I love it
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JFC This whole hullabaloo for "Which effectively falls under the no spam clause" Utter ignorance, face value dropkick Big brain genius right here
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Twitter is a billionaire wanting to work as hard as possible to lose their money and still being incapable of losing billionaire status
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Money money is on total posting through it
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1604966390670053376?s=46&t=eYybCtjFKYc2UEhQkNrfgQ Holy pathetic poo poo batman
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grittyreboot posted:Don't shame Musk for his body. Shame him for his gross looking mouth. Imagine trying to make out with that thing. No , don't think I will
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No fighting in the war room
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Dec 20, 2022 06:14
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Which comes first Twitter physically not being able run , code rot/technical issues Or Twitter's value completely irreparably ruined
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E the Shaggy posted:POST THROUGH IT This poo poo is like if Elon made a dinky little single engine plane , marketed it as some transcendent innovation, had someone point out "Hey Elon, your plane is maybe a bit small and dink to really be used for anything other than light cargo and training" And Elon responds saying "Well maybe you should read your flight text books because lift is generated by a differential in airspeed over the wing" Like all he is doing in defense is describing the mechanics he isn't grasping , this level of ignorance is wild
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Can someone explain the thread title joke to me, I genuinely do not get the reference
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CaptainSarcastic posted:
Ahhhh, I am not familiar with the soap, that makes sense
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Captain Hygiene posted:goons.txt Lol owned
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It means musk is actually having to face a problem that requires actual thought, and not just buzz words and he is just looking at it saying "Interesting, I agree with you"
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nine-gear crow posted:Today I learned I would be considered black by the Apartheid era South African government. Interesting Lol you think that's funny there is the whole honorary whites thing for the trip nations cup The NZ team was black/Maori enough to be disqualified from playing professional football in apartheid era South Africa So the powers that be made them "honorary whites" so they could legally play
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Is Stephen King a good author? He's an author
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No , but there is a passing resemblance
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The Postman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upDR1Zuotyc The goblin or the skeleton?
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N. Senada posted:The gently caress? This is the math nerd equivalent of falling for the onion
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Lol if this ride doesn't end until the end of next year with the 3bil
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