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elon musk is a suck-rear end failman and I can't wait until one of his teslas drives him into a tree at 100 mph
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EorayMel posted:Reminder elon musk can't smoke weed lol only thing the dude can actually inhale is his own farts
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Apr 25, 2022 20:40
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Carwash oval office posted:If these forums are going to survive the coming free speech explosion, they must allow the british c word to flow freely. 
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Apr 25, 2022 21:00
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1518623997054918657 place your bets on how long this will last lol
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Apr 25, 2022 21:30
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i've never understood why any billionaire, or heck even multi millionaire, would post online at all. honestly I can think of so much rad poo poo to do with unlimited money that I could spend the rest of my life doing it. but I guess that's one of the many reasons I'm not one.
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Apr 25, 2022 21:54
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vandalism posted:Elon musk owns. free speech has nothing to do with social media websites or private companies dumbass
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Apr 28, 2022 18:03
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Bad Purchase posted:slight correction: the 1st amendment guarantee and legal protection of free speech has nothing to do with private companies. social media sites can promise free speech as a feature if they want (and if their goal is to become the absolute biggest cesspit possible). yeah of course they can promise free speech, but the big difference is it isn't protected by law like actual free speech. if they decide they hate cats and don't want anyone posting pictures of cats on there they can delete them and ban anyone who posts them if they want to. so when idiot right wingers start whining about free speech because they got banned from twitter it doesn't actually have anything to do with free speech. they can go make their own website and post whatever they want (which they have).
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Apr 28, 2022 18:30
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i think elon is doing too much drugs (except weed cos he doesn't know how to inhale lmao) and hopefully they destroy his brain, then spacex fires his dribbling remains out of our solar system. that would be COOL.
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Apr 29, 2022 18:30
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wait that gave me an idea. he's an idiot so maybe we can trick him, by pretending aliens have made contact, and we need to send our greatest human to them so they can unlock the secrets of the universe for us. then we just fire him off into the stars and he can be their problem now.
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Apr 29, 2022 18:32
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Nov 12, 2022 01:18
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some say you can still hear elons ghost in the hallways of the old twitter building, if you listen closely on a dark night grooooiiiimeesssss....
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Nov 18, 2022 01:38
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more like elon butts
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Nov 18, 2022 19:07
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remember when he pondered that grimes was an AI simulation made perfectly for him by his own brain or something. lmao that was funny.
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Nov 19, 2022 21:55
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i hate to say it but trump has played a blinder there like
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Nov 20, 2022 00:36
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i was promised the world cup would send twitter over the edge and kill it v disappointed right now 
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Nov 21, 2022 01:30
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The Last Call posted:I'm starting to think Trump wasn't actually lying, for once when this got tweeted what i love about this pic is that musk looks like trumps android butler lol
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Nov 21, 2022 03:26
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mr musk uWu
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Nov 21, 2022 04:19
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*sees a trans person on tv* THE WOKE MIND VIRUS!!! *farts, shits self, passes out in a rage*
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Nov 25, 2022 14:24
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:
(groimes, im da elpha in dis relashenship alroight?) \ 
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Nov 25, 2022 14:57
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Durzel posted:Is he going to parrot his contextless Latin phrase at the end of this one, even though he’s powerless to actually do anything about it? excitant mentem vīrus 🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 28, 2022 20:32
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i just enjoy looking at the whole picture it's beautiful to see
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Dec 27, 2022 16:08
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*bangs fists on table* LOWER LOWER LOWER
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Dec 27, 2022 17:36
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lmao he's such a fuckin weirdo
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Apr 25, 2023 14:44
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i dont use twitter
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Apr 25, 2023 16:02
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lol good poo poo. hope this kills it for good. anyone who didn't stop using twitter when musk took over is a total maroon anyway
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Jul 1, 2023 22:03
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Someone should ask musk what exactly it means when he says x.com will be powered by AI. The answer would be absolutely nonsensical gibberish. musk: well uh you see uh um with the uh power of, um with artificial intelligence. we can um, increase by an order of magnitude uh the um, projections of uh um reach and algorithmic trends to uh um make X the most uh um open and free uh um platform in the uh universe. idiots: wow he's such a genius what a brain that guy has wowee
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Jul 24, 2023 14:55
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Ringo Star Get posted:I am getting some strong John Romero/Daikatana vibes from this. ELON MUSK'S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS X (sidenote i just read john romeros new book and it was pretty good, he talks about everything that happened with ion storm etc)
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Jul 24, 2023 19:43
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Mokotow posted:Where the gently caress did they dig up Paris Hilton from she's been popping up a lot recently as a business guru type. a bunch of people were like OMG WTF because her speaking voice is lower than when she was doing the dumb valley girl shtick.
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Jul 25, 2023 23:39
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Barreft posted:No. It was posted here but I can't find it. All I can find on google now is him leaking his D4 character name. But the whole point is the 90 seconds of him completely drugged out telling people that yeah he's changing Twitter to X. I hate this SEO poo poo. I know it was posted here earlier lol i love that you can hear the little *schwink schwink* of a sword or whatever diablo 4 stuff is happening in the background
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Jul 26, 2023 02:05
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explosivo posted:Personally I think it's more fun buying confirmed very good weed legally and picking it up at a drive-thru window than meeting a guy in a car outside work for a bag of ???? while constantly being worried about getting arrested or being offered other poo poo I definitely do not want to buy. It should feel as mundane as buying a 6-pack because it is literally medicine for some folks and being treated like a criminal for it is decidedly not fun. yeah as someone who lives in a country where it still isn't legal, even the best dealers are an absolute pain in the arse to deal with. the police don't give a poo poo if you're not dealing here, but still i long for the day i can just go to ye olde weed shoppe
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Jul 26, 2023 16:03
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Boris Galerkin posted:The thing that sucks about that google web drm thing is that all google basically has to do is implement it on their websites. They could require google.com, YouTube.com, and gmail.com (and all the subdomains like docs.Google.com) to load if and only if the browser loading the page supports the new drm feature. tbh i have faith that because this is the internet someone somewhere will come up with an easy way to defeat whatever it is they implement. i mean piracy is even easier than it ever was despite decades of companies trying to fight it or come up with different types of drm
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Jul 27, 2023 12:07
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grimes in the lab with her friend making polymers just cybr princess things
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Jul 29, 2023 16:42
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Alan Smithee posted:I have enjoyed grimes songs musk is already a musical artist https://mixmag.net/read/elon-musk-drops-music-video-self-produced-edm-track-news quote:Elon Musk drops music video for his self-produced house track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEWUm6aGPg
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Jul 29, 2023 18:56
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smellmycheese posted:Cringe after killing hundreds of monkeys musk finally thinks the neuralink is working and he's going to try to upload himself to X.com
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Jul 29, 2023 20:50
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Jul 29, 2023 20:56
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what a dumbass, it's joints and blunts that you blaze, not glory
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Jul 31, 2023 13:34
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lol ket is such a teenager party drug. classic musk.
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Jul 31, 2023 17:16
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The Saddest Rhino posted:He's harbouring a decades long grudge because Peter thiel wouldn't let him rename PayPal as x yeah its basically this ^ https://every.to/p/twitter-s-future-is-a-return-to-elon-musk-s-past thiel and some other dude ousted him because he was a dumbass and his vision for X (paypal) to be a "global financial nexus" was gong to bankrupt them, and they wanted paypal to become what it actually did in the end. and it was very successful once they booted him, so musk is still trying to prove that his X.com vision was the real genius idea. the internet is very different these days so it's slightly modified to do everything people do with the internet now (like others have said, basically a wechat ripoff). but the paypal thing is definitely why he's so desperate to pivot the new X.com into finance and banking.
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Parkingtigers posted:Two things - tarantino sock puppet acct?
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Elon AI is going to be the best and easiest product ever. It’ll just rotate between the usual five reply phrases, accusing either the prompt subject or the user of being a pedophile, making an outdated joke that wouldn’t have been funny in 2002, and making a completely unrelated promise of his product taking over the world. "🤣🤣🤣" "concerning" "working on it" "!" and thousands of idiots will believe it's fully self aware
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