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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

its gonna be 4chan in about 2 days

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

HIJK posted:

I'd much rather have a new social media platform where I can see yaoi porn

futr

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Imagine thinking that the Overton window has shifted to the left in recent years

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Mr. Lobe posted:

He has the approximate STEM knowledge of an average used car salesman, with a hefty side dish of tech buzzwords

You're tellin me a guy named elon tesla isn't a science genius? Nice try, liberals.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


holy loly

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

trial by combat in the thunderdome.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

so this is the billionaire version of fatally tasing your own balls

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

rumor has it elon plans to buy Juicero for $50b next week

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Thundercracker posted:

From a friend who did it. $20k. But he wasn't super bald.
Just had medium monk crown.

that’s a lotta drat money

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

a little known fact is that when you get a hair transplant, you inherit thoughts and traits of the donor, but only the bad ones.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Klyith posted:

guy who's been repeatedly sued / fined by the SEC: not a grifter


but yeah the MAGA chuds are small potatoes for Musk. Trump and friends doing Truth social stand to make several hundred million (in stock value) if it all works out for them, and it's unlikely they can unload at anywhere near full value. I don't think you can make $44 billion by fleecing them.

I was just reading about those traveling "reawaken america" tours that are a mix of christian revival/qanon/maga/anti-vax ingredients. The dude who runs those holds two a month and tickets start at $250 a pop. One of the vendors there sells "vibrating platforms" that you stand on to lose weight and be healed of whatever. They sell for $3,500 and they sell several hundred of them per month. Sooooo

It is almost impossibly easy to fleece fanatics and sycophants, but even then, $44b is a tall order.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

elon's posting has the stink of desperation to it, it's not aloof and detached like true shitposting

true, true

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

maybe elon will trip and fall into a paper shredder and the only reason anybody will know he's missing is that his twitter goes silent for a couple hours.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


:pwn:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


lol, tears of a chud.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


Ah yes, this content speaks to the Disney portfolio of brands. Where should we send our cash dollars, elom?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Who can kill what is already dead?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

mr musk, we advise that you stop threatening advertisers.

*wild-eyed, wiping profuse sweat off face* I CANNOT BE CONTAINED

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


lol

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I know it’s been said, but every single twaet that mentions elong is just flooded with sycophants tripping over each other to suck musks little pecker. It’s tremendously pathetic.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

she appears to be an actual monster so her job in management is probably secure

she’ll be sealed in the pyramid with melon’s bloated corpse when the time comes. even in death, he must be served.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

thread title

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Devor posted:

He's reinvented the hyperlink

Ladies and gentlemen: the ultralink

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

an actual frog posted:

cabron credits

luckily, elom has an infinite supply of these

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


welp,

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Quorum posted:

That tweet was from four years ago, although the scientists at the International Meltdown Observatory are currently projecting a full mask-off tweet from Elon within three weeks.

ah. Hmm.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

he lurks among us

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

so ... does twitter still h ave advertisers or what

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

By popular demand posted:

I always got the impression that America is highly politicized right now, how many swing voters even are there?

zero

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


yeah drat

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Doctor Butts posted:

American democracy will probably end tomorrow but at least this provides lols

true, true

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

VikingofRock posted:

Just thinking about this scene from Star Trek Disco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bgMCNXzNtE

ouch, my heart

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

oh twitter? yeah, it’s actually doing even better than I planned. I literally couldn’t be more manic happier. :smug:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Tea Party Crasher posted:

In order to preserve the sanctity of the public square we must privatize it and put up a toll so that only paying customers can enter

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the loving meme community. god drat this planet.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lol at framing the chaos at twitter as just part of the big tech environment at the moment. times are tough, a lot of tech companies are firing everybody, trying to rehire them, and deliberately crashing themselves into the sun.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

elno is just unfollowing all the filthy (((leftists))) who pretended to be his friends all these years. normal behavior.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

CommieGIR posted:

Worth noting the same happened at Tesla where they basically re-learned car manufacturing through trial and error, which has gone abysmally

if you were a real biznes man, you'd know the 1st rule of running a company: ABRTW (always be reinventing the wheel)

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


fuckin lmaooo

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005


hahaha jesus

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