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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

AARD VARKMAN posted:

izpaz

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 07:09

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:37

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Alhazred posted:

Surely this have to in violation of some pizza law.

Certainly naming conventions.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 13:38

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

uber_stoat posted:

so i just bought some circus peanuts at the dollar store and

Cursed images thread is thataway

Also that is a pickle, easily confused for "circus peanuts," which as a Canadian, I

# ¿ Sep 19, 2022 15:24

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Yeah I'm OK with the peas but penne pasta? Gtfo.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2022 14:22

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Zipperelli. posted:

What the gently caress?? What's wrong with penne??

As a base for macaroni and cheese? Immediate sacrilege, like pineapple on pizza, or fairy bread.

With pesto and chicken? Fine.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2022 06:49

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

uber_stoat posted:

pistachi-o no!

# ¿ Oct 22, 2022 16:55

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

SlothfulCobra posted:

https://twitter.com/snack_memories/status/1522384400373145606

I knew these existed, and my brain didn't just make them up as fake memories from my childhood.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 15:37

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I do not want the ranzza thank you.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 03:14

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Those Halloween pizzas rule

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 07:55

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

t' bean juice

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 06:48

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Dixville posted:

Not the visual pun I expected for dilldonuts.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 07:07

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

dog nougat posted:

It's cheesecake, but close enough

Hell yeah

# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 22:50

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/xncpyn2bghua1/DASH_720.mp4
I'm like the clarence thomas of pizza moral turpitude

The dude giving himself a shot of grease sauce inspired a retching impulse in both me and my partner.

I'd still eat a slice

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 21:47

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Brawnfire posted:

The center cannot hold (it in)

I appreciated this extremely niche joke.

# ¿ May 12, 2023 20:25

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I do not want blue-green shrimps and clams

# ¿ May 17, 2023 00:46

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

SlothfulCobra posted:

This is good though

# ¿ May 22, 2023 06:13

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Non Compos Mentis posted:

https://twitter.com/ABQTopes/status/1661842422626762752

The presentation could have been improved a thousand percent by slicing off the ends of the sous-shi and then throwing the whole thing in the trash

# ¿ May 27, 2023 13:18

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/a4di2cuxyf4b1/DASH_480.mp4

No sir, I don't like it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 20:25

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

For a second I thought Danish price tags had prices ending in thousandths. It's too early lol

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 13:58

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

No thanks

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 20:51

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cage posted:

Every so often my friend group goes camping and I abandon all pretense of humanity wrt my diet. This would have been brought along for sure.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 02:10

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Just like a zit.

No thanks.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 16:44

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The olive oil spray with each layer is probably the thing that stands out most to me.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 05:53

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Smoked on our green egg

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 01:09

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Whooping Crabs posted:

Good news

My dad had advanced Parkinson's before he passed, and this was an inadvertent bummer to be reminded of, lmao

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 17:36

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Mr.Radar posted:

https://twitter.com/BoredAtGym/status/1692643321330504125

Lmao that was the dude who was "all-natural?" The man with skin the color and sheen of a freshly-boiled hot dog? You don't get a body like that without supreme effort on top of 11k worth of PEDs, but still, lol.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 15:41

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

SlothfulCobra posted:

I don't know what you do to get red. Alex Jones supplements I guess.

Steroid use, yeah.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 19:19

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

*performative sunny d noises*

# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 20:59

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Desert Bus posted:

No worse than fries in a Wendy's Frosty

Irish goon spotted

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 20:59

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Zero_Grade posted:

Food in Nova Scotia — Have You Heard of These Unique Nova Scotia Dishes?

Scabs in COPD phlegm, delicious

# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 15:03

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Nein, danke.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 15:34

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Captain Hygiene posted:

A little homegrown AFP content today, as not only has Arby's re-released their cheesesteak sandwiches, they've also added garlic aioli to make them even more of a sloppy mess.

Gimme dat jizzwich

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 23:27

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

That misery pie is gross, gently caress

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 20:49

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Kitchen syringe? More like kitchen cringe.

I'll be here all week.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 23:14

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/5jqav3gcvcyb1/DASH_1080.mp4

lol

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 01:55

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Look all I'm saying is if slurping up thick moth ropes is a crime lock me up and throw away the key

# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 13:35

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Congrats to America for coming up with another way to waste food

Scooped bagels lmaoooooo

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 00:19

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Why are goons always so weird about mixing savoury and sweet

Someone enjoying something on the internet? Not on my watch.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 16:35

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

SlothfulCobra posted:

https://twitter.com/DanielBurbankTV/status/1740203130422534354

I will never perform an act of contrition

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 15:00

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:37

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'd split it with someone who also never wanted to poop again

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 04:43

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