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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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King of Solomon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhVK-eMPKA
Unfortunately, it is apparently quite good.

It's basically just a weird take on Veal Orloff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0kIxDpEq-c

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Tiggum posted:

Paper towels don't smell of anything. :confused:

Based on the smell, they might have been used paper towels.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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CzarChasm posted:

I think it's bologna quesadilla

Ah, fusion cuisine!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Ah, dessert pizza.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's spreading like refrigerated butter.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Get tae gently caress, Kim.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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These are very funny, but I hope she made them for a bit and recorded the voiceover herself.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Can I instead have some bite-sized tacos?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's not the same without the crunch.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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By popular demand posted:

Is there like a show I can watch that buff hobo shouting at vegetables?

Yes, it's called TikTok.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I can't place that balalaika prog rock cover.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Yum.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Pickles and popcorn?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbtFP40E50

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I scream, you scream, we all scream.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Yeah, nah. That was clearly generated by an AI.

super hd, artistic photo, grease, food monstrosity, dip overload, guy fiery, garbage, restaurant setting, unrealistic

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Lmao, pretty close, all things considered.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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These videos are made with the explicit goal to generate hate clicks. I hate it immensely. Facebook keeps recommending me videos from the same company where they do extremely fake elaborate pranks or boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend cheating, just the most awful poo poo, and I still have no idea how they monetise it, even though it's everywhere.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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That's what happens when you actually cut the mustard.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's much better than you think.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Wait, again? This time it's not really pink? What?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Pretty sure it's just "inspired by" her sauce and they didn't really try to use her recipes, because she couldn't keep the recipe straight from day to day. It's orange because the only way to get the violently pink colour was using food colouring, and she doesn't want to admit she was doing that. A real company has to comply with labeling laws, so they won't slip in a little red #3 and not mention it.



Weirdly it does contain titanium dioxide for color. Titanium dioxide is a bright white pigment, so I wonder what color this would be without it? Brownish?

It's probably from the ranch they used.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Physalis is tiny tomatoes with fun natural packaging.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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By popular demand posted:


I feel like screaming WHY into someone's face.

eggs, sausages and bacon cook extremely fast and suck preserved, beans come in a can and tomatoes are not hard.

When you've made an insult to British cuisine you should rethink your life.

You can bite off a corner of the box and suck out all the bean juice through it before eating the solids. Some people are okay with paying for convenience.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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1969 was a different time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt_OS54FFFE

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Stepped on with an authentic tractor shoe.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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spyro-subway.jpg

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1602474635253235712

There's a solid chance I would happily sit there eating this on crackers, surreptitiously and behind locked doors :sweatdrop:

They've hosed up packaging, it should be in little resealable plastic tubs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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^^^ 'Made from tender pork'


There's also a vegan version.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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(Midwest)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Robobot posted:

But it doesn't even sound the same. What a poor joke/pun.

Depends on how you pronounce 'microwave'.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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mandatory lesbian posted:

How is lean cursed? Its just an easy way to trip balls

It's bad for you.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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That's it, time for a chip butty.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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The chip butty was good. Remind me to have another in a month.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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mandatory lesbian posted:

??????? Sounds like something a loser would say

Are you a loving loser

I am, yes. Turns out, very much like winners, losers also don't do drugs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Captain Hygiene posted:



Give my creation...life!

No spoilers for Annabelle 5, please!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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VictualSquid posted:

Yes, just like it says. It is canned versions of the GDR public school lunches.
If people actually buy those, they must be better then they sound.

People buy all sorts of poo poo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1616236692121309184

Resurrecting this feels like it would've been the perfect food-based Knives Out/Glass Onion tie-in

Completely wrong flavours. Should be something citrussy.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Maybe try adding less cum next time.

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