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Jesus' teeth make me think of mummified dead guys. Fellas, I don't know if he did come back after 3 days. He might have been in a Weekend at Bernie's situation.
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Milo and POTUS posted:here is something you cant understand
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Jul 28, 2022 01:28
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BasicLich posted:He's mimicking the haircut that Caesar Augustus wore, the thing is roman elites owned their barbers who manicured their hair expertly based on their specific shape of skull and face to make them look stately, so if you just mimic the hairstyle you're going to look weird every time Yeah, busts of Caesar with that haircut don't look ridiculous the way Zuck does.
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Yaldabaoth posted:There is something inside each human that's much worse than a meer skeleton: Sure just post the source of all pain and suffering in the world as if that's not a huge trigger.
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Aug 4, 2022 18:28
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:A camera in every room! Especially the bathroom! https://www.amazon.com/Spy-Camera-Charger-Hidden-Surveillance/dp/B07GCKZKX8 quote:Keep An Eye On Your Unfaithful Partner, Children, I know what they're trying to say but bad optics abound.
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Aug 16, 2022 02:17
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Frank Frank posted:I'm the random woman menacing gramma I'm the guy hoping his wife is going to explode on the kids so he can use the footage to pressure her into giving up custody in the divorce. And the archived videos of the babysitter with Jimbo that made me rethink my marriage.
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Aug 16, 2022 16:53
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The Moon Monster posted:Can we get a trial for that jury? Yeah I think they should be nullified.
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Aug 17, 2022 22:36
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Start with the Fly, Scanners, Videodrome. Brood is pretty good too, but can be a little slow. Dead Ringers , Crash and Crimes of the Future are more sexual than body horror. Existenz is Matrix-y before the Matrix came out. History of Violence and Eastern Promises are great, but not"cronenburgian" in that theres no ear people heads exploding, but very good. Cap it off with Cosmopolis. Robert Pattinson's best role. Better than The Lighthouse imo. Really you cant miss with Cronenburg, dude is drat near batting 1000 You forgot Naked Lunch, which is drugs Cronenberg.
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Aug 18, 2022 06:13
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dot communist posted:Soon he will be able to attach a hose from dick to mouth in a never-ending loop that continuously circulates a refreshing stream of urine. This is the ultimate goal of every yogi master. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM Beaten by the amphetamine enthusiast community.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:58
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Waltzing Along posted:Surprised no one has posted this yet: I love channel 5 but this is not the way to get me to crack and support your patreon.
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Aug 20, 2022 07:11
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Barudak posted:I think that they can hypno program you to be a sissy, a thing which if it truly worked would have completely eliminated the need for gay bombs and the collateral damage and long lasting soil gaytamination they do. First they turn the friggin' frogs gay with homonium and now the hypno-toad comes for you my sweet, straight brethren. Truly these are the blurst of times. efc: 
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Aug 21, 2022 19:17
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Murdstone posted:I had a couple incidents with these guys. It's sleep paralysis. It is weird that people commonly see the hat thing though. I had never heard of this when I first had it happen and it scared the poo poo out of me. Do you hear their footsteps like they are walking on gravel?
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Aug 21, 2022 22:19
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Cacafuego posted:Snoop dogg has been a corporate shill for how many years now? I just assume he dgaf anymore and will just do ads for whoever is sending him money You could almost say the game is to be sold, not to be told.
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Aug 30, 2022 02:17
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Frank Frank posted:Except no one gives a poo poo anymore. The people who remember it will be annoyed and the premise seems quaint and far too “bubbly optimistic” for lack of a better term for current audiences. I saw an announcement earlier on twitter and he was literally first out of the gate with "when did Scott Bakula become Chinese?" Just lined up for his daily ratio like a pig at the slop trough.
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Sep 12, 2022 04:33
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Frank Frank posted:Who is “he”? Boomer chud.
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Vakal posted:The obvious power move is to violently poo poo your pants every time you are in your boss's office for a meeting. But my rear end-pennies 
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Sep 12, 2022 21:33
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Sep 21, 2022 03:20
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cult_hero posted:Lost his shoes, so he's dead right? It’s a euphemism like “we lost meemaw to the Chinese flu” when it’s pretty obvious where she is
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Sep 29, 2022 02:11
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kntfkr posted:west world Milk drinkers
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By popular demand posted:Goddamnit Neil, it's not even a good joke. Not only that it’s vaguely offensive + marketing
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Oct 6, 2022 03:05
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Frank Frank posted:Absolutely no one is going to read any of that after they realize the tip is fake. Yeah either they didn’t think it through or they don’t care because they’ve done their part and dodged paying a tip. Leaning towards the latter but it takes all kinds.
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Oct 6, 2022 17:31
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Blockbuster shot themselves in the foot. They had a chance to buy netflix, said "nah" and then made a piss poor attempt to copy the business, and briefly tried redbox clones too. I don't know what y'all are talking about but my Blockbuster is still open.
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Oct 10, 2022 17:12
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BasicLich posted:worse, i think they're all yalies Simpsons writers 
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Hirayuki posted:I was waiting for them to pan back and reveal/notice the woman was no longer there. I kept expecting to see Jesus over Rio
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Oct 12, 2022 19:37
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Frank Frank posted:I want to live under that thing with a comedy sized umbrella over my house They make a "shloop" sound, fyi
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Oct 12, 2022 20:32
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Frank Frank posted:Followed by: Tricked again. Maybe I'm wearing a dishrag for a shirt but you can't know
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Oct 12, 2022 20:43
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Real Christians drive Hondas. Hondas are made in the United States of America, unlike Fords which are made in Mexico. Literally know people who think this is important and it's better to have the giant Honda rather than the giant Ford.
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Oct 13, 2022 01:22
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Frank Frank posted:Lindsey Graham! No! Not cool. Not cool.
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Oscar Wild posted:Flies from a dead animal? They're daddy longlegs as far as I can tell.
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Yaldabaoth posted:My personal opinion is No because then you get cishet people trying to claim they're just as persecuted as queer people. It's exactly this. Foot fetishes are a thing, it's okay Q-dawg but that is not the same. Like, at all.
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My fetish based on Victoria's Secret for women with large breasts in underwear is just that. OMG my PIV secret is out. I like it a lot. Or if I like to wear a fur suit, that's "okay" and fine. It's not the same as being gay. And I regret anyone ever being called a fur-f** on this social media platform that was not cool. If that works for you by all means, ya don't need my permission. Still isn't equivalent.
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Cool Dad posted:Also a gay guy wearing makeup and a pride shirt or whatever is cool and good, a dude wearing a leash and a soiled diaper at applebees is not ok Exactly. And a trans woman asking for the right to use a restroom where she feels safe is not an attack on the other women and girls using the bathroom. The furry guy in the park asking children to rub his sexual fetish gear is weird at the least and probably not representing their community in a positive way.
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By popular demand posted:Powder explosions are a real and underappreciated danger. Yeah especially with granaries.
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Antigravitas posted:I'd just like to stress again that this kind of "AI" is merely replicating whatever was used to train it. The people who made it selected the training data, so it is absolutely fair to assume that the things the "AI" reproduces reflect what they wanted to launder through it. That's why MI doing facial recognition is extremely loving racist.
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Bar Ran Dun posted:Outside the US 7-11s are a very different beast than they are inside the US. The one I went to in Stockholm was very nice. Not sure why I didn't seek a local bodega or w/e they call them there but that's an ugly American for you. e: frankly we shouldn't be let out of our country they need to build a wall or something
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The Conquest posted:
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busalover posted:Not sure what bindu is, but you'll probably be king or queen of oral sex by the time you finish it off. I feel like that guy from KISS must have done this. That's not natural, but it is admirable.
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LawfulWaffle posted:Imagine being 91 and having to listen to someone who definitely thinks they are funny tell you about why their tweets aren’t getting enough engagement because block lists are too big while you are trying to watch the Super Bowl. Imagine thinking that Murdoch knows where he is at any given time.
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