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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

Not 24 7, there's not a camera in the bathroom

there are TWO cameras in the bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIUd70kY2g

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Grey Cat posted:

Why wouldn't centaurs just wear those little poop-catcher bags that horses do at parades?

Their arms don't reach far enough back to put it on.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Maus Goblins of Auschwitz

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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By popular demand posted:

You'll be surprised to learn that every single person eating tshulent eggs peels them first.
It's a crazy world I know.

How do they get any calcium?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Eggshells are great for snails but I suspect most of you don't breed snails.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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A classic

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Who or what exactly would be capable of eating it and making GBS threads it out :confused:

Mix it heavily into all your food and drink like bakers used to do with chalk and bone meal until you are making GBS threads rocks.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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One of the most unnerving moments of my life was walking past a big group of vultures while they were feeding on something in the middle of a road. They all stopped to watch me as I sloooowly maneuvered past them. They're huge up close and having a couple dozen staring you down is...

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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It amazes me that Fentanyl used to be an awful additive to Heroin and then it replaced Heroin and now it's getting laced with something even worse. The pills mills and whatnot weren't great but you could at least trust the product was safe?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Kit Walker posted:

It's more potent so you need to synthesize less product which you can still sell for the same price. Honestly, the most amazing thing is that it took so long for this shift to start happening. Fentanyl has existed for decades but I guess no one really thought to cut their heroin with it until recently?

Fentanyl is, unless you are dying from some terrible cancer or something, a really lovely opioid. Strong but it doesn't really feel that great compared to Heroin or Oxy etc. Kills pain real good.

I got deep into fent long before it was cool and if I were a heroin user i'd be pissed at the state of things out there.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Hirayuki posted:

The tell for mediocre veneers is apparently when the two front middle teeth are exactly the same length as the other top front teeth. They should be the tiniest bit longer.

I can always tell by the even and evenly white teeth plus they always seem to push the lips out a bit.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Who amongst us does not possess a sand-filled colon?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Let he who does not poo poo rocks cast the first coprolite.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Crab Dad posted:

Sand on your junk does not feel good unless you are into cuts and abrasions.

Well just what do you fill your foreskin with Mr. No-Sand?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Something I've wondered, and I hope it's not too personal - if it is please please tell me and I'll edit my post and go away - when you lose that much weight essentially during a long nap, is it noticable when you're walking around for the first time afterwards?

I have had much much smaller things removed and once I got over the surgery stuff it was nice to have gone but also felt like something was missing? That weird mass becomes a part of your mental body image.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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The Lone Badger posted:

I do wonder where her organs go in some of those postures.

OK so when you're hypermobile, as she is, that means that a good chunk of your collagen is faulty. Collagen makes up like 80% of the body if you remove the water. Collagen holds organs in place too!

Guessing her organs are doing fun things that would shock doctors.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Phanatic posted:

Not all people who are extremely flexible have Ehlers Danlos or a connective tissue disorder. A number of them simply devoted a bunch of time and effort to become that way, sort of like people who are really physically fit.

At no point did I imply she was EDS. I suggested HSD.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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By popular demand posted:

I've been meaning to talk about your avatar.
:stwoon:

I'm happy you like it but i'm not interested in an online relationship at this time. My PR rep will contact you if there are future opportunities.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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There is a family of Muskrats in the pond by me and the babies are the cutest thing ever, second only to their namesake Elong Muskrat.

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May 9, 2004

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davidspackage posted:

More legally distinct, please!

https://y.yarn.co/23a189ea-007d-4f41-8ca7-18b3bcaea0ab.mp4

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

You know, cassava. It's a well-known type of fish.

Some of my best memories are standing on the shore with my stepdad when the light started to fade and the Cassava came in. Hard to catch but always a fun fight and when you did? Delicious. Just a bit of lemon and pepper.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Harvey Mantaco posted:

If Lego ppl were real would the ppl really into the head socket be weirder than the foot socket thirsties

I bet you'd get people into like the holes on the back of the legs or people really into the holes when you take the hands off. Just new levels of depravity.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Jamesman posted:

Well, if you're gonna get hit by an arrow, that's probably the absolute best place for it to happen.

But also JESUS gently caress that's horrifying. :gonk: Is there any more context for what was going on?

The archer missed a bunch and then drove an arrow through a chunk of ear that's been hit ??? times before in order to shock and horrify the audience. "The Artful Wound."

https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/books/first/m/millhauser-knife.html

"It was here that he had introduced into the chaste discipline of knife throwing the idea of the artful wound, the mark of blood that was the mark of the master."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C7Zq6xug-E

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I have zero desire to find out what sort of fetish porn is filmed in this room.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That picture of the sad starlet getting railed from behind by a canned corn gulping guy comes to mind.

I was picturing steampunk rodeo clowns and then shut my brain down. I've endured enough trauma. No need to invite more.

https://www.steampunkrodeo.com for all your XXX clown desires

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It's still wild to me that naming kids Gary started as a popular culture meme in the 1940s.

Any idea why? I went searching but got distracted and now can't be arsed to put more effort in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzmX05Aa_R4

EDIT: is it cause Elbert Henry Gary employed a lot of immigrants and they named their children after him?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbert_Henry_Gary

No the timeline is wrong. oh well

Desert Bus fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Mar 24, 2024

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Close - Frank Cooper changed his first name to Gary based on the suggestion of his agent who lived in Gary, Indiana. As his acting career took off so did the popularity of the name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_(given_name)

Neat! Thanks!

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Glottis posted:

I'm glad someone else had the takeaway of "the effects are poo poo", I would add "the poo poo effects are used for everything, including post malone punching a dude"

Post-production Malone

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Workist bullshit. Shames all the non-workers.

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May 9, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

poo poo, they remade that pile of trash?

According to Wikipedia they remade it twice and made a sequel:

V (1983 miniseries), the original 1983 two-part television miniseries
V: The Final Battle, a 1984 three-part sequel miniseries
V (1984 TV series), a 1984–1985 TV series
V (2009 TV series), a 2009 reimagining of the 1983 TV miniseries

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Snakes and other reptiles will poo and sometimes musk you as a defensive mechanism. Some are worse than others. Garter Snake musk is kind of like low-key rotting garbage skunk but it sticks around longer? The ones that just void their digestive tract are far far preferable to the ones that musk you up too.

It's hard to describe, go out and get musked by a Garter Snake. The below quote is close but not quite it? And it LINGERS oh god does it linger.

I've been dosed with cyanide by a millipede and that was way less of an intense experience.

Snake Hands

https://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2020/10/16/snake-hands/

"We tend not to regard snakes as especially odiferous animals — certainly they’re no skunks — yet garter snake musk is one of Animalia’s most pungent emanations. To me it’s always had a certain leathery, aquatic putridity, like a dead fish wrapped in rawhide and left out on the porch for a few days. That undersells its chemical complexity, though: Garter snake musk, which is secreted through a cloacal gland to repel predators, contains at least seven volatile components, with names like 3-methylbutanoic acid, trimethylamine, and 2-piperidone."

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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Female snakes musk more than males so we can only assume that musk is stored in the tits.

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May 9, 2004

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davidspackage posted:

At some point his son is just going to disappear and be replaced by a bunch of soccer balls in a sleeping bag as this guy walks out of a hospital with several new kidneys, an extra heart and a few fresh lungs.

Ah, yes, the Invader Zim method.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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bird with big dick posted:

Is women having shrimp living in their vagina really a thing or was that a joke

Decapoda Vaginitis is real.

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May 9, 2004

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Crab Dad posted:

that's a pretty hosed up thing to do to a mouth-brooder.

That's commercial Asian Arowana farming. They keep too much brood stock in the ponds, so if the babies end up getting big enough to venture out they'll just get eaten. It's hosed up but it also results in much higher survival rates, which decreases pressure on wild stock, which is sadly massively declining.

It's really dumb that captive bred, microchipped, and CITES registered specimens are sill illegal in the US. The supply is there, they could easily be bred here, and most fish keepers are gonna want a nice line bred example vs. paying a massive premium and rolling the dice on increasingly rare illegal endangered wild stock.

This book is a bit outdated and she fails to acknowledge the Australian and African Aros, but it's a pretty good read about the whole Arowana scene:

The Dragon Behind the Glass: A True Story of Power, Obsession, and the World's Most Coveted Fish

https://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Behind-Glass-Obsession-Coveted/dp/1451678959

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

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I told you not to post the pics from my basement. Also why did you leave my house so fast?

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May 9, 2004

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Ghostlight posted:

there was also a quite significant anti-fur movement in the 80s that started, poetically, with brigette bardot campaigning against the use of seal fur and expanded to multiple animal welfare organisations running sustained ad campaigns and protests against the wearing of fur. the pressure from the cause celebre led to fur sales in britain dropping by 75% between 1985 and 1990, with even artificial fur falling out of fashion.

So are we just tossing a bunch of hides/furs into landfills now? Kill the animal, waste the hide? wtf

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May 9, 2004

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History Comes Inside! posted:

No we just aren’t killing the animals in the first place because a bunch of them were just being bred and killed for the fur.

So we should just start eating the animals that make good furs. Simple solutions to complex issues.

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May 9, 2004

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Nfcknblvbl posted:

You can’t arrange your icons by penis.

My penis works on my phone's touchscreen as well as my fingers do. I could 100% rearrange my icons with my penis.

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