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Comrade Fakename posted:I’m five days. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. drat. I'm sure i remember you posting from before then.
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I'm sorry, am I to understand that, subsequent to that post, you got a tape measure and went back to the bookshop I mean it's either that or you bought the book so it was readily available to be measured at home
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Angepain posted:you edited this in in between me seeing the post and quoting it to make a knob joke and now i am thoroughly owned Make the joke. He encouraged you! Make it.
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OwlFancier posted:mine are different sizes but one of them does happen to fit Enough about your buttplug collection
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lol imagine skiing snowboarding is what the cool people do  please don't put in the newspaper that i injured my bum
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xtothez posted:This week I swapped from Chrome to Firefox as the former will prevent adblockers from working early next year. u WOT
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fuctifino posted:From £600,000 a year to £2000 Ah, the coveted "reverse energy bill"
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Liz has cracked pork markets wide open and she isn't even PM yet
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Pub margins are supposedly pretty thin already right? And whetherspoons might benefit from economy of scale but they also have low prices to undercut the competition so can well imagine they will struggle as much as anywhere.* And then get a tory bailout somehow. *source: my rear end. So, yknow
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Rarity posted:LOL
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Rarity posted:The Albatruss Lol
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bessantj posted:Reduced to tears? I think I'd burst out laughing. Reduced to tears of screaming hysterical laughter
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Sep 5, 2022 14:13
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bessantj posted:That's the cost of the standing charge? Disgraceful. Is the standing charge actually going up? Why? Is it greed, it's greed isn't it
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I mean the queen is loving tiny and she's in her 90s so she could be under 5 foot by now Is she transforming into a corn cob as well?
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sebzilla posted:https://twitter.com/sebzilla89/status/1567178322404065282?s=20&t=75tUMW4dkjqgtCIzsUenBQ That's the outgoing prime minister. Looks a bit floppy though, I guess some of the custard must have leaked out earlier in the day.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Can you imagine if Jammy Crobyns suggested spending £150bn on energy sector? When tories do it: sensible, pragmatic When labour does it: I'll loving cut you
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I've been crowing and crowing about how I'm going to take the day off when the queen snuffs it so I can enjoy the lols on the internet. But god dammit I have a super busy week I can't afford to take any time off not even the weekend 
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No it's German for "The Queen, The"
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Surprised - but relieved - to log on and find only a few more posts to catch up on in the UKMT. Thought it might be an all-nighter of memes
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Single use disposable sovereign
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TACD posted:I had a date over the weekend and we chatted and laughed about the dead queen and the date went really well, so cheers liz 👍 Maybe Charles will cark it in time for the second date?
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The queen was an inside job
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Out of respect for the queen, I can confirm that some Home Office departments will be closed and further asylum applications will be not be processed until the after the King's funeral
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Omg my story about fingering my rear end in a top hat is on the bbc
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Update: Center Parcs confirms that guests will not be able to switch off their lodge TV or change the channel on day of queen's funeral
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For the longest time I, for some reason, assumed that center Parcs resorts (and butlins and all the others) were inside gigantic domes. I have no idea where that perception came from but it lasted into my 20s and even today my brain still goes to imagining domes whenever these resorts are mentioned
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Tesseraction posted:While this is true I'm curious what prompted you to post it? Do not look for reasons. For you will find only madness.
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I'm still reeling at the marmalade sandwich thing. What even was this "skit" she did with paddington bear? Sounds credibly cringe
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crispix posted:was majesty queen on the organ donor register? if not why not Why? You gunning for a new liver?
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Sep 16, 2022 07:15
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Joining the queue for the queue when it opens back up. The queuequeue is growing rapidly
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Sep 16, 2022 10:19
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 SOMEONE HAS TOUCHED THE COFFIN
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Have you tried killing their Queen? Then you can booby trap the tiny little coffin
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Sep 17, 2022 09:31
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Oooooh lah di dah look at you and your source of heat, get a load of mr money bags over here 
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