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The Perfect Element posted:I think we should have a twisto memorial plaque in the op, to commemorate our greatest ever poster. From what people who knew him better have said, Twisto was the kind of person who could tell you the location of every blue plaque in London but would be horrified at the thought that he might receive one.
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Julio Cruz posted:there is one good carol and it’s Peter Warlock’s Bethlehem Down Winter solstice songs, on the other hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-aic4qHQWA
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Gonzo McFee posted:I know "Mon" means "man" but I don't think "Ocht" means anything. "Ought", isn't it?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:'four out of 10 have watched pornography' lmao I don't believe that If your survey results show that 40% of teenagers have viewed porn, all they demonstrate is that slightly less than 60% of teenagers lie about sex.
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Kin posted:So, heating chat. Never try heating a room with the door open.
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forkboy84 posted:Outrageous to imply our political parties have anything approaching thoughts when it comes to the Internet adjacent topics Not outrageous to imply that they spend a lot of time thinking about children, though.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1601196211754639362?s=19 The best part of that is the Lib Dems being exactly one seat shy of making a coalition. The most hosed part, of course, is that it's possible to lead an election by a double-digit margin and not win it.
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OwlFancier posted:I mean that, arguably, is the point? They have 41% of the vote which is not an absolute majority, a representative electoral system should give them a large minority. If anything, producing majorities with minorities of the vote share is one of the things people complain about FPTP doing too much. Sorry, I forgot to specify Labour. An 11% lead for the Tories would give them an overwhelming landslide, which is my point - albeit poorly made.
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I would have said "dragged off" myself.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Who will compile It's a Funny Old World in Private Eye now? Anyone can read Fortean Times.
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fuctifino posted:I had to move out of my old flat for 4 weeks due to renovations and sent my cat to live with a friend. When I visited him after 3 weeks, he treated me like a total stranger, wouldn't come anywhere near me, and was just transfixed on making a nest between my friend's huge breasts. Aw, they're just like little people, aren't they?
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Poor guy clearly didn't get any PPE contracts huh. He somehow managed to go bankrupt after backing Brexit. So a oval office for ideological reasons rather than for financial reasons.
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Gort posted:How is a warm room a "bank" A food bank is where you go to get food when you can't afford it. A warm bank is where you go to get warm when you can't afford it. A bank is just a storage facility anyway, in this context. Same as those external batteries for your phone or laptop are power banks.
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OwlFancier posted:how are you supposed to colour in a loving ghost Perhaps you're meant to colour in around the ghost.
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keep punching joe posted:Heh the guardian just got hacked in a ransomware attack. No, they add that request for money to all their emails.
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Guavanaut posted:Sir Kieth don't like it. But he does like it.
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Diet Crack posted:With a bit of luck she'll heat her home by burning it down, preferably while still inside. Like no one, and I mean no one, opens presents in a way where you can re-use the loving wrapping you poncey oval office. This patronising Tory cow has never known a day's hardship and is displaying as much by telling people to spend more on electric ironing their paper than it would cost to buy new, but that doesn't mean that nobody has. When we were really poor we used to save the Christmas wrapping paper. I'm pretty sure my mum asked the family to wrap my presents in a way that I could easily open them without tearing it, as well. Now, as we've reached the "let them eat cake" part of the cycle, how long is it going to be before the "popular uprising and massacre of all the rich cunts" part?
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Runcible Cat posted:I know it's been said so, so many times, but my god, how can anyone be so loving unvoteable-for when we've got :waves arms all-encompassingly: this crap going on? It's some kind of Satanic miracle. It's not. Starmer is just exactly the same kind of oval office as the ones we already have. He's not worth voting for for the same reason as the Tories aren't worth voting for.
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Worth noting that those figures add up to 64%, meaning the most popular option was "Don't know" or "None of the cunts". Also: The poo poo Tory rag posted:The poll, commissioned by GB News, also found that a majority (57 per cent) of the British public believe that “nothing in Britain works any more”.
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Only Kindness posted:Francis Weetman Yes, she's pretending to identify as male because she's a loving TERF.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/GregHands/status/1606580838342176769 As people are pointing out in the replies, it might almost cover Greg Hands' expense claims.
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Runcible Cat posted:Yeah, I think the error here is assuming that any politician who's run down their country to the point of it needing foodbanks is capable of feeling shame. To be fair, it's possible for economic poo poo to happen that is beyond the control of politicians to prevent. This doesn't apply to the Tories, though; they have actively and intentionally caused the circumstances leading to the need for food banks.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I take it you're not on Facebook, let alone in 'local' groups! Fixed that for you. Local groups are a cesspit. E: Andrew Tate looks to have subcontracted his suicide note, because nobody comes back from this: https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1608241408057409537?s=20
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smellmycheese posted:The left must embrace incels Why? Nobody else will.
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Yes, yes I do. Women standing up for themselves is to be encouraged.
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Wizard Master posted:What are your blokes thoughts on the NHS crisis with supposedly 500 deaths per week Things are looking up, then? Even excluding COVID, the Tories have averaged more than 26,000 excess deaths a year since 2010. The really hard winter we had in 2016 killed 27,000 all by itself.
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Unkempt posted:Have to say that videogameChat was better than phlegmChat tbh. Gets up your nose, does it?
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forkboy84 posted:You say that but Diana wasn't exactly quiet. Yeah, I saw that and blinked. I cannot think of anyone who was louder in the media than Diana. She played them perfectly.
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EDF's hold music on the business line doesn't suck - it's Give It Away by Zero 7, which as restful music that can loop indefinitely goes is second only to Weightless by Marconi Union.
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Diet Crack posted:Well I mean, if they had lovely music could you imagine how many subservient British subjects might actually get mad at their £20,000 monthly energy bill and actually take physical actions? No, first because this is the Large Business line and second because our electricity bills come to more like £700k a month. I don't know what their individual customer line uses as hold music.
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:I admit I don't keep up to date on all political news but I'm wondering if I've missed something and if Keith is now a tory. No, you've missed nothing new. Keith was always a Tory.
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Gonzo McFee posted:On one hand you're right. On the other, gently caress grasses. Definitely don't drop your butts on the grass. You can start fires that way.
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Mebh posted:Eddie Izzard made me laugh a lot when I was younger. I could relate to a lot of his sketches about the clarinet teacher Mrs Badcrumble. Bill Bailey went very weird in an "extremely racist stereotyping of the Chinese" way, so he's definitely Ducked.
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stev posted:I have a vague recollection of him doing an offensive Chinese impression in one of his shows but I don't remember well enough to say it actually happened. That's what I'm talking about, not the owl sketch. Literal "ching chong Chinaman" stuff in his live act. It's entirely likely that he dropped it after trying it for a show or two as it went down like a cup of cold sick, but it doesn't mean he didn't do it.
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kingturnip posted:The only thing that could stop Labour winning the next GE is someone coming up with a brilliant series of policies that makes a meaningful positive difference to people's lives Well, yes, 2017 is the canonical example there.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Somehow, having a washed-up Brexiteering bellend singing about Hawaii wouldn't even be close to the worst Irish representation at Eurovision. We've also had a working class turkey puppet TV host in a shopping trolley singing "Irelande Douze Pointe" which failed to even get to the final. Well, at least Lydon waited until Keith Levene was dead before making the guy spin in his grave.
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Barry Foster posted:but it was released in 1992, hence Selected Ambient Works 85-92 Richard James was definitely recording his own music by 1989, because that's how he got discovered. It's the same situation as Leftfield - they were including their own music in DJ sets from the late 80s, it was just a few years before they put anything on tape.
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forkboy84 posted:Honestly, no wonder the press hate him, the few quotes I've read suggest Harry has a full understanding of how loving awful the British press are. Much as this thread likes to meme about Buck House hit squads, while Brenda probably shed no tears over Diana's death she was less of a contributing factor to it than Babylon 5. It was the paparazzi who hounded Diana and Dodi Fayed into that tunnel, and they did that because they knew the scummy rags would pay for the pictures. Of course Harry knows how awful the press are.
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Just Another Lurker posted:Aww bollocks... my interest piqued when you mentioned Babylon 5, but then quickly died. Who bought Dodi Fayed an account?
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