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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

godless, communist, socialist dorks versus religious fundamentalists that like to lick toads to get high

Pretty good 2-3 matchup tbh

TCU are not religious fundamentalists lmao

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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Chief McHeath posted:

Deion Sanders, confused why people think he’s a mercenary when his shirt clearly states “I am not a mercenary.”

Colorado has to know he’s there for like two years tops, right?

Should Colorado have gone after someone less inspiring?

And yeah Colorado has been a total dumpster fire for a while now but let's not act like they haven't been tops-in-the-nation since ancient times. The '90s weren't that long ago

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Colorado :fork:ing Nebraska was over 20 years now

Recruits have no memories of Colorado being good

Based on reports sure seems like that doesn't matter to recruits right now.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Deion transcends Colorado

as it should be

:hai:

Strobe posted:

I'm excited for K-State to steamroll Bama in the "We didn't feel like playing if it wasn't for the natty" Bowl II.

:haibrower:

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Brett McMurphy says OU-Florida State in the Cheez-It Bowl.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Alabama -5 vs KState

USC -1.5 vs Tulane

Vegas counting on public going nuts on the name brands

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

General Dog posted:

Don’t bet on bowls, kids

For the record, when I post lines or about lines it’s never as an endorsement to gamble one way or another, more just to discuss expectations for games.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Does this account for half of Bamas team opting out of the Bowl

Almost certainly, yes

Vegas knows what it’s doing when it sets lines

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

USC-Tulane is at a pick ‘em now. That is not the way I was expecting that line to move.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

DC Murderverse posted:

Our backup announced that he’s transferring as well so I truly do not know who Iowa is gonna put in at quarterback. This game is going to be a true test of wills to watch

Does Bob Stoops have any eligibility left? Maybe he can make a bowl cameo for the second straight year.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Omnikin posted:

Such is the life of the G5, gotta swing and pray

Rude to call the Big 12 a G5 conference

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Joey Freshwater posted:

There’s never gonna be another non-QB to win again is there


I’m bummed Hooker didn’t at least get an invite. I understand he was injured and all that but still sucks

A non-QB won two years ago.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006


So did something change to make you think a non-QB will never win again?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Joey Freshwater posted:

In 20 years there’s been 3 non-QBs and this is probably the weakest heisman class in years and it’s 4 QBs.

Fair point, but seems a little dramatic to say "never." I wonder if anyone in the early '80s thought a non-RB would ever win again?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

e: never mind

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Joey Freshwater posted:

I'm not sure how my comments have been obnoxious or salty in any way. It would be one thing if I was calling the whole thing a sham because Hooker didn't make it in which I've made clear that I'm not.

You're acting like shitposters on Twitter speak for all of Tennessee fans and pointing that frustration at posters here which isn't fair.

You acted pretty obnoxious and salty last night when I was trying to engage you in a conversation about QBs and the Heisman.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Joey Freshwater posted:

I made a joke post about a QB never winning the heisman again and you questioned it and I clarified it was a hyperbolic post I think y'alls definition or understanding of obnoxious and salty is broken

It definitely didn't scan as a joke (especially in a posting environment where we have posters earnestly arguing that Ohio State should fire Day), maybe work on your comedy?

...

For content, Spencer Sanders has entered the transfer portal. I know we have some Oklahoma State posters around, any idea what's up? Seems like that's totally out of left field, but I don't pay that close of attention to OSU stuff.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

GD_American posted:

I’m kinda bummed at all the other Bama posters being self-aware weirdos like me. If any team deserved a legendary shitposter it’d be this decade’s Crimson Tide

Scionix still pops in from time to time

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Komet posted:

When does legendary shitposter, El Penis's, probation expire?

You might be confusing El Penis with someone else, as El Penis became Dr. Gitmomoneyson then I.M. Gei, and they're still around.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Is Suh the last defensive player to make the ceremony?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Henchman of Santa posted:

Do you mean before Aidan Hutchinson?

I smoke too much weed

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

drunk leprechaun posted:

I'd expect the big ten to so protected rivalries like the ACC is doing next year. Not hard pods, but each school plays 2-3 teams every year, then rotates through the other 10-11 over 2 years.

So like OSU plays Michigan, PSU, and Illinois every year. PSU plays OSU, UMD, and Rutgers every year. Not saying these teams are right, but hard pods aren't the only option.

I still think 3 permanent rivals + home-and-homes every four years for the others is the ideal model for a 16-team conference. If you have more than 3 rivals that you just really have to play every year, sorry I guess?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

drunk leprechaun posted:

The only issue is that they assignments can get it "wrong". I'm a VT fan, and our 3 permanent rivals are UVA(duh), Pitt(um ok?), and Wake(what? why?). GT and Miami are the two teams that most of the fanbase wanted along with UVA, and there are arguments for BC or the one of the other NC schools. So it's for sure not perfect, but I think it's a totally workable and reasonable model.

I won't disagree with your perceptions as an actual VT fan, you certainly know more than I do, but I would've had no clue that VT considered itself rivals with GT or Miami. VT-GT has only been played 19 times, VT-Miami is 40 and annually since '92 so okay yeah I can see that.

But sure, I can see your point about the conference getting it "wrong." But for many schools it seems like the top three rivals would be obvious if they really are true rivalries.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Pretty wild that Iowa State-TCU drew more viewers than LSU-A&M, even if TCU was unbeaten.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Pakled posted:

VT-GT is certainly a newer rivalry but I think both schools are decently invested in it. In the 00's through the early 10's, the VT-GT game determined the winner of the Coastal almost every year, so both fanbases were pretty hyped about that game every year. I think nowadays both schools consider each other to be their third-biggest rival, after UGA and Clemson for GT (lol) and after UVA and Miami for VT. Add in the fact that we're the two "Tech" schools in the conference and you've got a natural rivalry.

All fair, and I certainly didn't mean to suggest that VT and GT weren't or shouldn't be rivals. Just an outsider's perspective on the visibility of certain rivalries.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Warbird posted:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the man talk before. Is he always like that?

Yes

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Tubberville being in the Senate is the curse

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Brett McMurphy and the OU Daily (student paper) are both reporting this morning that it's looking likely OU and Texas jump a year early, will start SEC play in 2024.

A local independent journalist who covers OU Board of Regents meetings is also saying there's some suspicious language regarding "present and past organizational affiliations" on their next agenda.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Webbeh posted:

RIP to truly the gooniest coach out there

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Or Urban

Or Paterno again

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

tactlessbastard posted:

What was it? Tweets were deleted by the time I saw them.

Snyder was lionizing Leach in the past tense last night, hours before any official word had broken that he had in fact passed.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Thread's been weird for a few days. Hope the offseason isn't this bad

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

If they wanted some arbitrary winning requirement, seems like career wins regardless of win% would be better anyway. How many people are gonna be in coaching long enough to rack up over, say, 100 wins while going .400? And that coach probably isn't going to get in, anyway.

Yeah, dumb loving rule all around.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Young and Anderson will play in the Sugar Bowl for some reason


RIP KSt

Line had ticked down to ‘Bama -3 as recently as this morning, already back up to -6.5.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Teams that overlook Kansas State tend to not be happy with the outcome. This is a pattern going back a solid 30 years now.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

PostNouveau posted:

Isn't Bama usually the one on the rear end end of an rear end-kicking in bowl games when they miss the playoffs and then they're like "Oh, well you see we didn't want to play that game anyway. All the guys didn't care about the Sugar Bowl"?

They got walloped by OU in a BCS Bowl. For shame

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Gonna start tweeting and DMing death threats to QuikTrip when gas prices go up

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Someone give Dabo a swirlie or stuff him in a locker or somethin

Clemson is a public university, yes? IANAL but that sure as gently caress sounds like an Establishment Clause issue

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

KKKLIP ART posted:

Dabo seems one bad leaked video from becoming a regular guest speaker at OAN.

Him and Gundy can co-host a “kids these days” featurette

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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Coco13 posted:

Guess that means Peter went to Oklahoma.

Think Pilate would be the more appropriate analogy

Judas went to A&M

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