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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


This Lee Anderson fella seems like a loving prick

quote:

People struggling with living costs were "more resourceful" in previous decades, the Tory deputy chairman has said.

Lee Anderson told the BBC there was a "different culture" in his youth, and people were more likely to take on extra work.

The MP - who grew up in a mining town - has faced criticism for previously questioning the need for food banks.

Recalling his childhood, he said "our garden was our foodbank".

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


kecske posted:

just planting veg and keeping chickens in the windowboxes of my third floor flat (which is also wrapped in kindling)

I have a garden I do plant veg in, I quite like growing veg but I couldn't have chickens as my landlord wouldn't allow it.

What also pisses me off is that you'd have people like Anderson saying "Well, if Corbyn gets in we'll all be reduced to growing veg in our garden so we don't starve."

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



https://twitter.com/dril/status/873264183281889281?lang=en-GB

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Out shopping with the missus and she saw a stand with a crystal she liked so as she was buying it the guy starts talking about the "vibrational energies" that would help us in our home and my missus said "oh I don't believe in any of that nonsense, I just think it will look pretty on the mantelpiece." For a second the guy had the saddest look on his face, he was crushed.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Just Another Lurker posted:

With that outlook he was probably a covid denier, enjoy the pretty crystal as it is. :thumbsup:

I said I was going to buy a small crystal skull and she said that was stupid so I might become a skull guy to irritate her.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I always used to get Supersize Me and Fast Food Nation mixed up. I never knew just how bad the fast food companies were until I read Fast Food Nation.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


New language rules have dropped.

https://twitter.com/welshsocialism/status/1634975211090223104

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


In my early twenties I joined a ghost hunting group in Newport for a short time, I did this for the same reason I did a lot of things there was a woman in the group I really fancied. However, it was a really interesting experience, the guy who ran it was a physics teacher and was trying his best to make our "investigations" as scientific as possible. While we never did see a ghost or find any evidence of one I learned a lot about the history of various places in Newport which was very interesting. If you get a chance to do an investigation I recommend it, they're quite an experience.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Not sure when you were in your early twenties but did you hear about the Jenny Craig centre (in Newport) weird goings on back in the 90s?

My dad (in his perennial quest for a diet that worked) joined that plan and there were definitely strange goings on in whatever building they occupied at the time- including photographs that when developed showed the room behind the back wall of whatever room they were taken in (and no, photographs of the behind room had NOT been taken on the same film - I am well aware sometimes that traditional photos ie not digital sometimes overlap and give strange 'ghostly' type extra legs or whatever), wiring that continually corroded, would be replaced with new and corrode again really quickly. The centre was later found to have been built over the graveyard associated with children who had died at the adjacent workhouse in the late 19th/early 20th century?

It does ring a bell. I wasn't in my early twenties in the 90s but my mum used to go to some diet club at Duffryn community centre and I think that was Jenny Craig. I think she talked about another centre being haunted.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

The problem with any of this stuff though is that the people with the scientific skills to explore these matters are too scared to do so because it might affect their grants / funding etc*. and the people that 'truly believe' don't want scientific evidence - even if it might support them in some way - because they prefer to believe in 'magic' and having a scientific explanation would ruin it for them.

There are a surprising amount of scientists that do actual investigations into ghost/cryptids/UFOs etc... however, they either don't care to publicise their activities as it's more of a hobby or people don't care as it's not exciting or sexy enough.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Mega Comrade posted:

What happened to everyone believing in fairies?



A friend of mine once got into a conversation in a beer garden with a guy who deeply believed in fairies. It ended with him shouting "Read the Mabinogion! Read the Mabinogion!" at me and my friends.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Albinator posted:

Pages of entertaining stories, but nobody's answered the most important question: was bessantj successful in getting off with Newport Velma?

God no, the first investigation I was part of was at a lovely pub called The Tredegar Arms in Bassaleg. Ten minutes in she put both her palms and her cheek on a wall then turns and declares "there has been terrible events here, the wall is upset." It didn't get better from there. She brought twelve crystals and placed them around the pub to capture the ghost as "ghosts are the vibratonal energy of the emotions of those that have passed" and she'd tuned the crystals into the correct vibrational frequency. I asked Phil (The head of the investigation.) why he agreed to let her come along turns out she was his niece.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


OwlFancier posted:

What you're telling me is that not only did you fancy her but she was a powerful wizard. Wife material clearly.

Well she did say she was a vessel for the spirit of a 'dewines', something like a sorceress, and that the spirit was Rhiannon (her own name), the mother of Prydreri from Welsh myth. It wouldn't have worked anyway she could only be with someone who had the same aura as her.

grobbo posted:

sorry to say that "the wall is upset" is delightful, and I would like to see a children's book with this title that ends with the whole family giving the wall a colourful paint makeover to cheer it up.

Well she wanted to give it an offering of flowers.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Niric posted:

I don't doubt every pub wall in Britain has been witness to terrible, traumatic events on the regular

Ah gently caress, now I want to go back 21 years so I can use that line.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Guavanaut posted:

And yet you yourself are posting this from a device made of vibrating crystals :smug: :pseudo:

Maybe she should get a job in IT.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

https://www.greatbritainpeolesparty.co.uk/

And no, that is not a typo in the URL I posted there.

If you type peoples instead of peoles in the URL it redirects to peoles. As he obviously made a typo when buying his URL, why he didn't redirect it the other way I don't know. Maybe something to do with wix not allowing it?

Another ukip/brexit/reform style party.
May they split the tory vote even more.

Sounds like a right peole.

That dude looks like great evidence that ghosts exist.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Jel Shaker posted:

you have to remember that the labour party elites are so incompetent they accidentally lost the leadership to corbyn somehow

They made up for it though didn't they. I've been reading some of the #itwasascam posts on twitter and I can't believe how naive I was. not long after Corbyn was ousted I thought that he could have gotten past it if he had fought more but there was nothing he could have done, the campaign against him was so complete.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



If they want to get rid of pedos they could probably look at their nazi friends.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



Wow that dude really supports the nazis.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


The Question IRL posted:

The only legitimate reason I can see for the emergency alert thing apart from dangerous sudden weather (which we don't really have in these isles) is maybe for Amber Alerts.

But that's a very niche case.

Now to move from Amber Alerts to Pink Alerts. ( Are you sure? It means changing the light bulb.)

https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1637116004760186880?t=jb7IxSiINzWp2zQYun1N9A&s=19

https://twitter.com/mattsibleycopy/status/1637117135741673472

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Diet Crack posted:

"The Ministry of Defence has apologised after an investigation found Afghan applicants to a resettlement scheme were told they could only come to the UK if their documents were approved by the Taliban"

I just facepalmed for real

People are right to hate us.



I have a problem and wonder if anyone here can help. We have a mouse in the house, the missus bought several mouse traps and put hazelnut chocolate on them because she read that it's their favourite thing. We came down in the morning to find all the traps licked clean, she bought those devices that emit a sound humans can't hear but drive mice and the like away however, after several days it's still around. I'm not sure what it's eating as we've checked the food and can't find anything with nibbles out of it. I've tried to grab it a couple of times but it's a fast little bugger. Has anyone had experience of getting rid of them?

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


OwlFancier posted:

Like, kill traps or some other kind of trap? I don't know that sound things work on anything honestly. The usual advice I have seen is to use simple snap traps as poison can lead to them dying in the walls or something which will stink, and live capture traps have dubious efficacy.

This little fucker just walks over the traps. Maybe we've just bought poo poo traps. Might have to try different ones.

EDIT: can't get a cat the landlord won't allow it.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


kecske posted:

basically you can spend every night for the rest of forever faffing about with peanut butter and live-catch boxes, attempt poison and wonder if that smell is a decaying corpse under the floor, or you can dehumanise yourself and face to sticky boards. until mice enlighten themselves to the truths of buddhism and overcome desire they are doomed to suffer.

also, there is never just one mouse. Buy a bunch of wire wool and get to plugging holes

I think this is the answer. Going to order some and get to work.

HopperUK posted:

What does the landlord reckon you should do about the mouse?

Haven't told him.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


^^^ Thank you for the advice ^^^ I am going to try plugging the holes, expanding foam for the outside holes is a good idea ^^^

Lungboy posted:

Don't tell him about the cat either.

e: serious answer, if you have a Model Tenancy Agreement then the default position is that pets are allowed. If you request one, the landlord has to provide a written response within 28 days justifying why a pet isn't allowed.

I'll have a look and ask the missus what she thinks about getting one if we can.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


DesperateDan posted:

regards mice-


-wire wool and expanding foam together in the holes is the only way to block, wire wool alone will get pulled out of the way, expanding foam on its own is like some particularly delicious cake to rodents. Stuff with wire, secure wire out with foam.


How do you secure the wool with the expanding foam? Is it just spray the foam into the middle of the wool and let it expand till they both fill the hole?

Thanks for the tip with the traps.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


DesperateDan posted:

stuff the hole with the wool, then use the straw applicator thingy of the foam to stick inside the bundle of wool and use enough to fill out the gaps- the foam will grab onto just about anything and stains clothes so be careful of that

if you don't have much experience with it then play around with putting a tiny bit on some cardboard and seeing how big it will get over 10-15 mins or so because people underestimate it, pack a fuckload into a hole and then get to watch a big ol' snake of messy foam invade the place


Oh and the thing I forgot with setting traps either humane or otherwise is wash your hands before you set them or wear gloves while you do because the scent of your hands will get all over the place and warn them off- that and peanut butter mixed 50/50 with chocolate spread is a great attractor and cheese doesn't work

Tyvm for the advice.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

So many articles these days are just copies of twitter or reddit posts with a sentence or two between them:

wordcount = 0
goal = 500
Start subroutine:

User Twitter00001 said

[post from twitter]

But this poster on Reddit, Reddit00001 didn't think so and posted this

[post from reddit]

Word count=wordcount+20

if (wordcount=goal) go to finish else go to start

finish

Plenty of us ITT can do this but we're not claiming to be journalists.

Wales On-line do this a lot I think it's just one dude scraping the web for stories.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I remember my sister telling me about a lesson she had in junior school where she was told that if anyone, even a parent, touched them in a way they didn't want them to that was wrong and they were to tell another trusted adult. Of course in my young brain I thought this meant being smacked if you did something wrong. It was only later when I that lesson myself I realised that it was much more than physical abuse. We've taught children about consent even from family members for a long time.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


OwlFancier posted:

I don't think I got anything like that, just how to put a condom on a styrofoam willy.

I had that in high school. Though no styrofoam willy.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


DesperateDan posted:



there were 60+ large canisters dumped last night by the nice little woodland patch I look after

dgaf about people getting high on nitrous, but I do want fly-tippers to get mussolini'd be compelled to spend months picking up rubbish

also people who send up those loving candle powered lanterns are to be thrown into bins for an as yet to be determined amount of time

I really hate fly tipping. I once had to spend ten hours clearing up some loving poo poo heads fly tipping because it was in front of a set of access gates. If there had been an accident the emergency services would never have been to get through the gates. How people can do that to any part of the country confounds me.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



Until something goes wrong and they want to blame him.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


sebzilla posted:

HYPOCRITE Jeremy Corbyn claims to be an anti-monarchist despite liking chess, noted for its focus on protecting the King

They'd definitely write something like

Jeremy Corbyn revealed his love of chess a pass time once popular with those in the Kremlin.

bessantj fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Mar 29, 2023

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Guavanaut posted:

Current GC debate: Listen here punk I went to marine commando school and have a black belt in challah
https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1642295528879685632

e: 105 is the emergency number for reporting distribution and utility issues such as power cuts, electrical safety issues, or being so divorced you make videos like that

The only person he'll kill is himself, with clogged arteries.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


There really is no democracy in this country is there? You either have a blue set of cunts or a red set of cunts.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



It took me a while to realise how depressing these are. All they talk about is punishment they don't want to look at the root cause of anti-social behaviour or grooming gangs and try to stop them at the source, it's just more police and tougher sentences.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Mebh posted:

I get the feeling they look at the pictures from niagara falls doing the rounds today and think that's what Bromley is like.

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/12ajff3

Similar root causes and refusal to deal with them, I guess.

I guess I just have a feeling of hopelessness when I realised just how little they actually care about girls being abused.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



:stonk:

https://twitter.com/NationCymru/status/1646083643167612932

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/tabitasurge/status/1646769616939540480?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q

https://twitter.com/tabitasurge/status/1646784286450647040?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q

Between this and the Leader of the Opposition promoting conversion therapy churches two years in a row, it's astonishing how hard and fast our 'liberal' public sphere is radicalising.

That is bonkers, I really haven't understood just how bad the campaign against trans people has been until now. There really are people out there, powerful people that actually want to eradicate trans people completely. It's a real wickedness.

Also I was in WHSmiths and when I came to pay the card reader ask if the cashier had told me about the special offers. It's just supposed to read my card not interrogate me about the drat employees. Disgusting practise.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Smiths are particularly bad with this: I'm given to understand that if the cashiers don't manage to sell the 'special offers' littering the till area it doesn't go well for them.
If you do get the question, just answer 'yes' whether they did or not.
Same with those customer surveys you get after you've interacted with a customer service person. They can get heavily penalised for not getting high stars or ratings.

Of course I did and do that. It just got on my nerves that workers and customers are put under pointless pressure.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Epic High Five posted:

You probably won't be surprised to discover that the metrics around these things are curated specifically to ensure nobody in store-level management ever qualifies for a bonus as well

Always rank it whatever is highest, anything lower than the highest rating is treated the same as the worst score, at least at store level. The sort of people who overthink everything until they can't possibly give their Sandwich Interaction Experience a 5 out of 5 because nothing can be perfect in an imperfect world are the terrors of these systems.

It's insane that this sort of thing is allowed to go unchallenged, the person who thought it up should be in prison.

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I'm driving home after a 12 hour shift with 5 lads in the van and that alert thing hits my phone and shuts off my sat nav, not helpful when you're driving through a place you've never been before.

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