Ukraine War: Berth El Buk

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Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Cartoon Man posted:

I feel like the circus is a step down from the water park tickets.

both your sons are dead :sadpeanut:

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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 03:02

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:10

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Frame it in a Kirkhole and we're done.

# ¿ May 7, 2023 03:27

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Tunicate posted:

that's kind of understating how surreal it is

He's a tv comedian who wrote and starred in a series where a normal guy's rant about political corruption went viral, and the disgruntled public gets him elected with over 60% of the vote.

That series went viral, which meant the disgruntled public got him elected with over 70% of the vote.

He's the only man this has ever happened to twice.

He also played a piano with his cock

# ¿ May 15, 2023 19:07

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

naem posted:

Ringo takes a day drink every time he hears that gag.

# ¿ May 25, 2023 23:44

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

HonorableTB posted:

aussie aussie aussie!

Ow! gently caress! Stop!

Police report states victim may have "done himself a mischief ".

# ¿ May 28, 2023 22:25

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1663645071885967368
Russia has tanks, they said.

Look how happy these two are
If I was put in this situation, I'd immediately regress into a ten year old and die of joy

# ¿ May 31, 2023 00:33

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

I would be a good comrade and replace every radiator with a nice bit of woods porn.

# ¿ May 31, 2023 00:44

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Imagine a Honda tank.
Unstoppable and indestructible till they weaponised rust.

# ¿ May 31, 2023 22:40

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Lammasu posted:

So, they are going to send boomerangs and drop bears?

Cluster munitions full of funnelwebs

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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 04:15

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

bathomet

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 01:05

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Huffing xenon is a thing in Russia
Hamilton did a bit on it and says he's never been higher.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 02:32

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Horsebanger posted:

I appreciate this joke and I wanted you to know

Prove it

# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 19:26

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

"Talking dog people" lmao

Lol some coc oen got banned for that one

# ¿ Dec 25, 2023 01:19

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

zone posted:

In a rare moment of honesty, they admitted that 74 sailors were killed and 27 wounded when the Novocherkassk was sunk.

"Homojerkass is forever inscribed in the history of our motherland along with such names as Fartov, Minge and Bosco."

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 20:40

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Snoutloaf

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 23:50

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Imagine being an outspoken queer weed smoker in the Russian federation
Let me help

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# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 22:05

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

if only Scandinavia had devised and implemented socialism instead of a pack of inebriated doomats and their masters

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 00:36

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

There's a famous picture of the HMS Sussex after a kamikaze hit on her armoured belt.

It looks so perfect I'd normally say it was a photoshop, but there's several pictures of the same looney tunes rear end plane outline from multiple angles.

So time to bring back armoured belts?

e:
if Russia can manufacture them yet

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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 09:33

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

get in the fire bag

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 00:01

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Sweden: release the l�ngdistansrobots.

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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 06:11

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

EorayMel posted:

Airdrop a bunch of joose infused vodka minis to the Russian positions and you'll have all the soldiers buy baby grands or getting divorced within a week, tops

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 19:05

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Flyinglemur posted:

Interesting that they put the shortest women next to him, and the line up to our right goes back as it gets farter down. Guessing those women were just a little too tall for that bucket of poo poo in the middle.

forced at gunpoint perspective

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 01:29

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

trump wheedling raffensperger for votes before basically calling him a dirty jew is choice if long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW_Bdf_jGaA

oops
wrong thread but still a lol

Carlos Lantana fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Mar 10, 2024

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 01:25

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

do you get a visit from the swiss guard if you suggest that someone should break the popes jaw

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 02:54

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

"turn your armor into ploughshares and grow me some carrots"

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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 21:06

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

lol wrong pic

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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 21:12

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

funniest thing about other ukraine threads is searching "trump" in the thread search

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 23:07

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

shadow puppet of a posted:

Someone forgot to prep the BUK.

My name's Buk and I'd rather not gently caress

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 07:48

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

rowkey bilbao posted:

Unlimited resources and the best they can do is a crumbling mould circus.
What do the dachas the higher ups siphon so much money for even look like ?

ornate brothels
which they are

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 06:22

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lions led by donkeys

drunks led by pimps

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 23:48

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1775489863485178228

the chief electrical engineer in Podilsk got a drone flown up his rear end in a top hat in a filthy muddy foxhole after his defensive shovel malfunctioned

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 23:18

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Id like to think ther's a bunch of turnkey stuff having its key turned right about now

# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 05:09

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1783184953087320183

Orca Skabeyeva sounds like some type of whale mange

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 02:32

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

grumplestiltzkin posted:

This is a pretty hosed up band name

Dead Yevghenys

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:55

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Isn't the Guardian owned by that Australian dickhead too

murdoch is american
everyone knows this
we chucked him out 40 years ago for not complying with reasonable laws

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:20

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Beffer posted:

This is a pro-click. It could be from any war. A soldier who enlisted telling everyone not to make the mistake he made.

"War is not fear. War is terror"

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:39

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:10

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

It's that poet we sent, he's back.

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 04:03

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