[Doomsday Economics] Home of Kirbeh's $21 slice

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KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

NUMBER

# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 01:09

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:16

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

This is no way to keep up with number

# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 22:11

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

PeakAutism posted:

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PeakAutism posted:

if the court accepts your case*

He must have won a settlement once to have all this account regging money.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 13:46

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

They out there stabbing tech bros

https://twitter.com/raphousetv2/status/1643602647054946304

They haven't found the stabber yet

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 15:11

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I think he was buying cocaine.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 21:31

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Nanomashoes posted:

posting on page 420 on 420

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 15:48

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

weed number

e: god drat it

Lmao

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 16:07

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

It was a good run Hoot

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 01:14

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

RadiRoot posted:

# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 15:01

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Mr. Lobe posted:

Attack and dethrone God

# ¿ May 23, 2023 21:45

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I am a TELEPHONE WARRIOR! I will touch tone the whole directory to get to the bottom of your scam service. My first cell phone was a Nokia flip phone gently caress YOU I KNOW T9 KEYBOAD

I WILL NOT REMITT, UNTIL A HUMAN ADMITS. It's that easy.

Also checks in the mail uwu

# ¿ May 23, 2023 23:55

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Rectal Death Adept posted:

and you fools all doubted the power of number

pathetic

It's tru

# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 20:58

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 14:34

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Thoguh posted:

I just want an AR contact lens that'll show me stats like I was in a video game and is that to much to ask?

All I want, all I want, is for people's names to be floating above their heads. Plz future grant me this one grace

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 15:28

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

StratGoatCom posted:

https://twitter.com/ultrabrilliant/status/1665826294590853120

Apple Vision Pro gave me beefbrain

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 16:30

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

triple sulk posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/CreakyLegs/status/1665873822648549378

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 16:34

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

The Chad Jihad posted:

I would easily defeat a ghost

All overseas US military bases are built on burial ground. Those pissed off ghosts exist and are actively haunting places filled with people they hate.

Part of me wishes I was still in when Havana Syndrome became a thing. I would have written down every midnight shift ghost I had into a report that would make me sound like a whiney bitch for those benefits.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 16:51

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

703 posted:

Fair point - nothing official but seeing employees from those companies posting about layoffs happening today

I just got laid off today

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 19:42

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

It's after 90 day probation period onboarding so Imma get my pound of flesh from that coward who couldn't justify our spot on the budget. gently caress!

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 19:46

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Xaris posted:

sorry to hear that. do you touch computers

I do touch computers

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 19:52

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Thank you Doomsday econ

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 20:45

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

RadiRoot posted:

thank you for your sacrifice to number

It's what it fuckin feels like. No lead up, no murmers, not even any spooky consultants came through. Nobody in my functional knows why, other dude took a resignation and then my key fob stops working.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 23:58

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Rip to the IMDb forums which were too racist to be on 2010s internet.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 17:41

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Laughing my rear end off at the "little brother" controller installed onto the text-message controlled submarine.

https://twitter.com/philurich/status/1670978190523928576?t=LluV8LYa3xqI4CEWNkdHCw&s=19

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 15:02

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They're gonna recover the black box and it'll be this

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 21:13

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Just got back from target, the controller used to guide that submarine is on sale for $15 lol

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 21:33

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

wemgo posted:

i bet if they bought an xbox pro series 2 controller, they’d be safe on their yachts already

💯

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 21:55

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

poemdexter posted:

If I was stuck in a submarine, I would simply push up on the controller.

You fool!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 21:57

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Goons built a better submarine.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 01:14

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Father Wendigo posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/mearmalite10/status/1672294066535677952?t=lqw5b-HnOsoJGzzrcdWvEw&s=19

I loving love submarine story!

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 23:00

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Stairmaster posted:

through christ all things are possible

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 23:44

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

webcams for christ posted:

lol that The Boys concedes as a premise that "super fast super hero" is just about as lame an archetype as Aquaman, (which was also used by Entourage as an implausibly stupid superhero feature) and WB made feature movies about both

Aquaman was good. I liked it

# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 23:38

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Microplastics posted:

Why are they paying a dog sitter 127k for "utmost discretion". What are they doing to that dog

They gently caress that dog

# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 13:04

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

DancingShade posted:

No, no it is not normal.

It might seem normal for people who live in places where human poo poo on the streets is routine though. Certain places. They might think everywhere else is also like that.

Even Los Angeles, the other bigger Californian hell city, has far less human poop on the street by any metric than San Francisco. Like by volume this city that is like 8X the size of the lovely SF Bay has less poop. Per Capita it is far less poop than SF. Normalize square footage of city/poop ratio and SF still has way more than LA.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 14:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Twerk from Home posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1669756210797588500?s=20

Real hurthling! posted:

he named the dog steam?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 16:34

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Turtle Sandbox posted:

If you can't afford an annual Disney vacation you can't afford to have kids.

My family is being summoned for the family Disney vacation. Even with lodging and travel being paid for there's just SO MANY ATTACHMENTS to our travel things that we gotta get. So little room, so many logistics. We're actually buying diapers on site because that how the luggage math works.

Just sending the family patriarch the line item budget for summoning his pookie and it is astronomical. Still gotta do it tho, he's been Disney Hotel member since Walt was running poo poo, it's a good grandfather package that simply isn't possible anymore.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 20:29