Oglethorpe posted:

buy high, sell sober

bedpan posted:

wait, I was told that bailing out SVB was impossible and that there existed no legal mechanism to do so?

actionjackson posted:

why is bitcoin up

Radirot posted:

Thank you Deb Haaland.

coelomate posted:

NASDAQ: hello this is a wellness check. How are you?

Signature Bank: (is dead)

NASDAQ: I'm sorry could you please speak up?

Signature Bank: (ceased to exist on Sunday March 12th 2023 after entering FDIC receivership)

NASDAQ: Look I don't want to do this but if you don't respond to our information requests we aren't going to let your stock trade

Signature Bank: (has no stock as it all got vaporized yesterday)

NASDAQ: You've left me no choice

Jon Pod Van Damm posted:

Oglethorpe posted:

SKULL.GIF posted:

Wh-wh-wh-hwaaaaaaat?!

In context of above, this paragraph is extremely openly announcing that they're not doing it to find "above and beyond", they're doing it to deliberately underpay these workers:

Parasitical scum.

coelomate posted:

Yeha it’s very bad. This is the biggest financial institution to fail since 2008 and is… wait, is it bigger than Bear Sterns or Lehman Brothers were?

It’s really really really bad and it’s extremely not over.

zetamind2000 posted:

Let them eat number

That Works posted:

I peaced out of my local SRA chapter when the extremely online 20 year olds in it decided that all of the white cishet males in the org needed to go though some kind of re-education/ de-indoctrination course which they spent a weekend talking about. Same group had sone very strong opinions on China and that all media coverage of any “ fraudulent genocides” were purely imperialist in origin.

Puppy Burner posted:

(the meat has bioaccumulated more plastic and industrial toxins than you ever could).

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's interesting seeing a bunch of goons who obviously have elevated assessments of their own intelligences trying to compare "all our food and beverages are shrinkwrapped in soft plastics" to spurious "the internet! bedsheets! fish! *holds up spork*" correlations.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Japan? The country that noticed their obesity rates climbing, went "This seems bad", and passed legislation in 2008 to get it under control?

SARS-Cordyceps posted:

It's an oil that is solid at room temperature. It's going to do the same thing once it's in your arteries. Avoid oils like that, it's what cholesterol comes from.

JamesKPolk posted:

if this is gonna be a general doom chat thread someone should make another one for talking about number-related stuff

Nonsense posted:

Stalin was necessary. Mao was an entirely unnecessary person, now the world has a billion problems.

poemdexter posted:

Anyone would be "massively talented" if they had a voice coach from early childhood along with an entire talent agency backing you with professional help.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

true, you would be just as crappy as you are now

Mr Hootington posted:

My wife wants to "upgrade" to a gas stove lmao

Mr Hootington posted:

Electric only? No, gas stove in my house!

mawarannahr posted:

that's what I thought "how much time people put into these games" meant but it could be read several ways

Glumwheels posted:

Maybe they should tax the rich more and not property owners

FlapYoJacks posted:

You’re a rape apologist. gently caress off.

Mr Hootington posted:

No it isnt. Reported for disinformation.

Slow News Day posted:

Probably nobody in this thread is aware of this due to all the hooting and hollering, but the Biden administration, after having their loan forgiveness plan struct down by SCOTUS, still managed to do a lot to reduce the repayment burden: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...s-of-borrowers/

comedyblissoption posted:

LonsomeSon posted:

going to guess it was more for the iconography in the Azov shoulder patch

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

And yet every active voice in the thread was jumping into day trading when the AMC/Gamestop poo poo hit

Makes you think about who actually posts here