[DITTMANN]may I suggest also posting interesting & positive content on other matters?

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Whenever I see a blue sky link I read it like "blueskie" rhymes with brewski.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 04:00

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

am I the only one who remembers the star trek b plot where Geordi doesn't sleep for a week trying to make Data call gul dukat a spoonhead?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 16:39

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

grittyreboot posted:

He's the worst thing a person can be: a fake gamer. And I don't use those words lightly

"Person" doing some heavy lifting here

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 05:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

FirstnameLastname posted:

lol at the musk truck saying it can stop in 107ft

thatd put it right outside of the top 100 best-braking road cars ever built, including race prototype homologation models

It's because when you brake, it tricks the computer into thinking there's a child in the truck itself. It's not breaking. It's trying to steer inward towards the kid, like a black hole behind the driver's seat.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 19:42

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bar Crow posted:

Helmsman, route crumple power to the gigacastings.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 16:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Going to Kroger and buying all the aluminum foil to resell as a gigabrain manly cybertrock self repair kit

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 17:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sir Tonk posted:

gigacastings!

The chromatic orbs that underpin the ventricles are reinforced and bonded by nano c.h.e.t.s. which are programmed to decouple at the slightest sign of Intelligent Crash Klaims (ICK). People would know this if they bothered to read the specs.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 05:11

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

shyduck posted:

There's like something here about how this post is in the open palm slam lineage but I'm not a dork enough to type it up

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 18:19

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

shyduck posted:

finally tweets out a banger

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 01:04

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

2am watching videos about Judas guy

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 18:10

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

withak posted:

Does Elon know you can just put in whatever you want and click through those age screens?

Neuralink doesn't have that functionality

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 18:35

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

shyduck posted:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 13:52

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Not a Children posted:

he saw how thiel hosed up gawker and is trying to do the same

Legally speaking, the mandalorian is revenge porn

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 21:52

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

the milk machine posted:

what if we lower the air pressure inside computers. faster electrons imo

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 17:39

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Elon, it's time i satya down and had The Talk about Microsoft accounts.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 21:39

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Rudeboy Detective posted:

elon's the kind of guy who wants the street cred of using arch without having to actually learn how to properly set up an install so I'm guessing manjaro KDE edition with AUR turned on (to install chrome) and he probably gets VERY defensive in private over both the manjaro team's big list of fuckups over the years and the fact it's not "really" arch but elon IS an arch user in spirit if not fact

Too dorky didn't read

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 18:34

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Gorson posted:

reinventing the whale

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 16:24

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

a.lo posted:

Lmao

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 05:34

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

moist turtleneck posted:

Elon so repulsive I feel bad for Todd somehow

I've never felt more for him lol

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 16:40

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

shyduck posted:

hair fallout

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 17:58

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

(psychically) _{love the car though}

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 04:07

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Rudeboy Detective posted:

Ocean's 9/11

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 18:36

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

With a blue check, and yet a haughty smile, and a glance that would not be abashed, looked around at her townspeople and neighbors.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:06

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Grandma in bio, banking with my pussy, video chatting my bank. Thank you x.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:03

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

The pussy has breached the bio containment. Leon, we need you to escort the president's daughter through a series of mazes.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:12

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I rent out my Tesla while I sleep, and it comes back and tells me things like "Driver, I learned of a Dairye Queene over yon hill that ripens with affordable creams, may I show you the way?"

"Pardon me for saying, but there was one driver I traveled with who preferred only the company of ian miles cheong"

# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 16:45

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

the (electronic) parking brake WAS the issue lol

About 8 years ago I drove a lovely 1999 standard vw bug with a busted e brake. Whenever I parked I had to cut the steering wheel at an extreme angle so the car would always stay put. I live in a mountainous state.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 22:53

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

titty_baby_ posted:

active users on cspam?

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:28

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Spergin Morlock posted:

unbreakable is one of the only movies where I walked out of the theater halfway through

The message of the movie is that there is someone opposite to you who stayed in the theater until halfway through the next showing

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:34

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

WrasslorMonkey posted:

blob marley

# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 14:42

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

We must bail out Tesla. They are too epic to fail.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 13:56

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Salvor_Hardin posted:

lol @ incEL Camino

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 09:34

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

It's called efficiency, officer

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:01

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Vox Nihili posted:

Lol

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 20:21

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Could it be? The Lion of Drupal??

# ¿ May 1, 2024 12:03

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

lmfao

Heading to the ER with what I assume is a stroke symptom after reading Elon somehow dunk on someone

# ¿ May 5, 2024 04:23

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