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how long does trump go to jail for?
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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Excuse me can someone please tell me if they "got trump" yet

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Joke's on them he's just gonna say his mom died (again) and get off scot-free

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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If Jesus came back today he would be so happy with what we've done to the place in His name lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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mdemone posted:

what the gently caress are the Republicans doing, now it's honestly embarrassing by proxy

It's called governing

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Gonna be real funny when Trump walks away a free man and all the snitches end up in jail lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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I pick up my dog's poop with a plastic bag is there a machine that can do that yet

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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No way! That's pretty rad

My yard is all mulch though, no grass, so I dunno if it would work out

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Invoke "P" "J"

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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If you can't wear a giant dick costume at a sports game where are you supposed to wear it?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Nice to see Tim Moore taking a break from banging Tricia Cotham to say this stupid poo poo lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Getting a haircut today and thinking about asking for the truno please advise

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Joe Biden, he's either a ruthless criminal mastermind or blabbering old idiot lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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I texted TRUMP to 88022 and all I got was put on a watch list

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Is antisemitic the new woke? They love running words into the ground huh lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Remember when truno built the wall and made Mexico pay for it

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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If Junior and Eric are the two large sons then what is Barron? The giant son?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Scarabrae posted:

oh poo poo they make fudge brownie m&m’s?!

Yeah but they're not very good. Very chalky lol stick with peanut butter hell yeah

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Could it BE any more obvious

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Trump doesn't need to dox that's what the minions are for

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Pretzel m&ms are my favorite gimmick treat but I can't find them anymore. Thanks Joe Biden

Trump probably likes white chocolate m&ms lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Glumwheels posted:

Does Trump even know Baron exists?

Where does Baron sit in the hierarchy, before or after Tiffany?

He's gonna be #1 child after his idiot kids ruin him in court lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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1400 pages of trump calls for a celebration hell yeah

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Holy poo poo that got an actual lol

Lmao

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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mags posted:

is he sure he didn’t get a shania twain painting

I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Glumwheels posted:

We’re moving up from peekaboo to “fat rear end”. He’s going to say the n word without a doubt at some point.

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke

Not that n word! NUCLEAR!

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Something funny happened 3 years ago on this day but I just can't remember what please help me remember

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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UFOTacoMan posted:

really kind of wish that season ended differently.

I gasped waaay too loud at all the ending twists lol

Good show though!

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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New trump just dropped you're welcome

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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LAW AND ORDER!

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Lol @ trying to make the rules apply to our 9 unelected for life god-kings

USA#1

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Wasn't it the Pillow Guy who didn't even know her real name and called her by Diamond (or silk whatever) at the funeral?

Lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Would the IDF really just lie tho??

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Just type your report on an iPhone for free spell checking and capitalization

Bing bong so simple boomers

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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I have it on good authority that they will he getting toop soon stay tuned

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Too many toops in the title someone's gonna need to get it back under control

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's pretty funny that everyone forgot about Starfield already. The hype cycle was way longer than the game's staying power. That owns

Skyrim has more active players on Steam lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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UFOTacoMan posted:

wow so you can use campaign funds for home improvements?

I think you can use campaign funds for just about anything now lol hell yeah

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Good Citizen posted:

the vaping congressman in my city got hosed for spending a bunch of campaign cash on steam games

Had to look this up and had a good chuckle. I like the part where he blamed it all on his son lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Glumwheels posted:

You can pay your family years after you leave Congress with campaign funds because no one is going to do poo poo about it

$65k seems like a lot for a fence and isn’t she supposed to be rich off her daddy’s money. They own a construction company and a LOLfit gym too.

Price is no object when the government is paying the bill

I should've gone into politics wtf

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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FBI, DHS, ATF who cares they're all scum and should be defunded!

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