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ComfyPants posted:Some of you may want to up your bids lol Yessssssss can't wait till Thursday 
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Jan 9, 2024 23:42
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Guess I'll go for $314,159,265.35 Is there a maximum set by the law? AG is looking for 370 million but can it go higher?
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Jan 10, 2024 01:10
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The only polls you should worry about are bullshit ones you make yourself and pack into a nice looking PowerPoint and then post on Twitter to get hoovered up by right wing media outfits because it's not like they're gonna fact check anything. Fill the methodology summary with "ipsum lorem" with an ASCII goatse in the middle and laugh as it goes unnoticed.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:34
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Frank Frank posted:I came to a realization recently that successful Hollywood actors are especially vulnerable to weirdo propaganda because they haven’t had to live or exist in the real world in decades so they’re free to invent their own. That’s how we ended up with vagina candles and Rob Schneider.  Living on welfare from Adam Sandler counts as success?
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Jan 15, 2024 00:40
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Hirayuki posted:Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ Is his campaign hiring charter busses to bring the Chuds in but then stranding them afterwards again?
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Jan 15, 2024 05:16
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Happy Iowa Caucus day! Woo! What is -40 F windchill anyway? Just a number! You know who else likes numbers? Libs! It'll be fun to watch Global Warming and Diabetes join forces to collect various fingers and toes from the True Believers today. Forever empty and frantic Like a CHUD Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter poo poo The ability to rage at weakness Mad Fatter, angrier and not productive A pig In a cage On Ivermectin paste
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Jan 15, 2024 22:11
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I'm hungry, when's lunch? "Whores, with a side of mongering" 
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Jan 16, 2024 22:05
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Dapper_Swindler posted:whats with quagmire on the left? Apparently it is a Whoremonger: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4051785
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Jan 16, 2024 22:27
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Didn't rallies eventually start getting cancelled or at least showing up in much more wayward venues because the big cities starting demanding payment up front from Turmp?
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Jan 16, 2024 22:30
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Colossal Man slowly rises from the rubble and gazes towards the sky. A single radiant sun beam pierces the bleak clouds illuminating the land. Smoldering steel and crumbled concrete are strewn about with scattered survivors clamoring their way to daylight. "Did... Did you do it?" Abstinence Boy pondered while fumbling with his smart phone. Several taps later and his eyes grew huge, "You did! The Internet! It's gone!" "No more temptation..." Colossal Man said softly, "Is my work finished? Can I rest?" With the Internet dead the scourge of easily distributed pornography had been dealt with. Finally all those poor hapless victimized innocent men could rest their cranks. The moment of quiet introspection was suddenly shattered by piercing frantic laughter from a nearby thicket of woods. Colossal Man's eyes darted around searching for the source finally settling on a worn out 1980s Ford panel van with a bubble window on the rear side ensconced in an elaborate but faded airbrushed wolf standing in the forest. A shadowy figure emerged from behind holding something. "You're fighting a force older than civilization itself, friendo," said the figure. Emerging into the light it was a man with a shaggy mullet and wispy mustache in a worn leather jacket with weirdly tight jeans. In his hands was a tattered box. "Who are you?! Be you friend or fornicator of a unwed and solitary nature?" Colossal Man shouted. The man reached into the worn box and withdrew his arm holding an item. Through the billowing smoke Colossal Man finally made out the item and was struck with tensley tumultuous turgidity in his loins. He gasped and fell to his knees trying to preserve his virtue. "Me? I'm Woods Porn Man!" the mysterious figure shouted while holding a tattered March 1987 issue of Penthouse magazine. To Be Continued...
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Jan 17, 2024 20:20
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Aramis posted:What's the point of ordering someone not to do something that's already illegal? To make it double illegal. Duh. 
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Jan 17, 2024 21:43
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Trump playing golf so frequently that he's given himself weeping sores while still being so bad at it cheating is his only path to victory seems very on brand. Are there any more updates from the courtroom about Habba's unintentional efforts to perform a live action adaptation of a Harvey Birdman episode?
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Jan 18, 2024 20:50
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Looking forward to the Republican convention when Turmp gets the nomination and a disheveled Golem-like Casey DeSantis leaps from off stage bellowing, "HE TAKES IT FROM US! IT IS OURS!" and ends up biting off a few bronzer/ketchup/Syphilitic stained fingers before being dragged off stage.
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Jan 21, 2024 23:06
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Wifi Toilet posted:What's the Crime? Waving a succulent cumrag around? A missed opportunity for a mod challenge so deranged all future challenges would probably be forbidden. In other news I bet Rudy is on that laptop drafting an e-mail to a Nigerian prince asking if the offer still stands.
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Jan 22, 2024 06:01
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What did you change? 
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Jan 30, 2024 05:05
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:As predicted in Revelations, it will be Mr. Beast. Looking forward to when vice presidential candidate PewDiePie seals the deal by screaming racial slurs nonstop at debates and interviews.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:34
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Catastrophe posted:I don't care if it's a few pages back. I can't believe this absolute clown is still making up stories about people coming up to him crying. He must think that's a powerful lie rather than a laughable story. People approaching him with tears in their eyes is probably reality but he doesn't realize that it's from his body odor/ketchup miasma and not from some weird aura of power business man alpha dog.
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Feb 4, 2024 21:00
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Refined this afternoon, plz send to your nana in Florida, thanks in advance I can forsee this working its way through the right wing social media plinko machine of stupid and eventually landing on someone trying to burn down a Tower Records or Sam Goody but thankfully those are long dead now.
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Feb 6, 2024 01:38
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Trump Spent $20,000 For Rally Featuring Non-Union Auto Workers Holding 'Union Members For Trump' Signsquote:Hey remember last year when Donald Trump held a rally at a non-union auto supplier shop in Michigan while President Joe Biden was taking his historic walk along the UAW picket line? Well we now know that strange stunt cost the Don $20,000. lol
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Feb 6, 2024 20:12
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TulliusCicero posted:Seriously what moron lawyer told Elon "oh yeah we can put our balls in a Bear trap for no reason, sure" Alina Habba couldn't have been the only parking lot lawyer her school shat out.
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Feb 6, 2024 23:20
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Poor Ronna McDaniel. Thought about Doland Turmp being her friend and died.
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Feb 7, 2024 03:50
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:What a POS How very Christian of him.
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Feb 7, 2024 20:56
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Strong Sauce posted:btw, another page from the gina carano lawsuit lol how many times did she get hit in the head during her fighting career?
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Feb 7, 2024 21:42
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Randalor posted:..."no public statements"? Pedro has a sibling who is trans and apparently tried to talk to Gina about not being a greased asscheek and possibly setting her career on fire and kicking it down a staircase. You can see how well that went.
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Feb 7, 2024 21:49
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FuturePastNow posted:and none of these trials would be happening, not a single criminal charge, if the failed steak salesman had stuck to selling steaks and condos and never run for president But the black president from Kenya made fun of him at an otherwise completely inconsequential and forgettable social event!
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Feb 8, 2024 19:45
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I guess I wasn't keeping up enough on this NFL season... So let me get this straight: The chudosphere got stuck with either supporting the Bend-a-knee Queerosexuals from the smoldering woke wasteland of San Francisco or Kansas City which is apparently in cahoots with the CIA using psyops plant Taylor Swift dating a team member to pop music everyone into Dark Brandon socialism? Everyone should probably be calling hospitals to see if their Facebook uncles have finally stroked out.
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Feb 12, 2024 05:13
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olylifter posted:Every Ash Wednesday I think of Artie Lange's story about the bookie Ok that is pretty loving funny. Meanwhile: ENGORON, WHEN THE LOLS WERE WITHHELD. WTF MAN?
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Feb 15, 2024 05:43
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PhazonLink posted:the betting pools said its today, and i have a vested interest it happens today or else. lol lookit this guy about to get burned by Turmp and you didn't even work for him!
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Feb 16, 2024 19:01
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Almost Smart posted:It’s absolutely crazy that we live in a country where a not insignificant percentage of the population would throw away their freedom or lives attempting to exact revenge for a multi-billionaire losing a small percentage of his wealth (a penalty for committing crimes, I might add). Cuckoo banana poo poo. I'd wager if the Engoron ruling comes out North of $300 million ol' Turnip won't be able to pay it.
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Feb 16, 2024 21:01
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nine-gear crow posted:I can't believe the RNC just lost $365 million today. Post itt every time you lol that Trump ditched the RNC with a 365 million bill
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Feb 16, 2024 21:08
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big nipples big life posted:I hope tucker convinces thousands of chuds to move to russia. Moving from America to Russia to escape the woke only to get conscripted, sent to Ukraine, and then having your cranium ventilated by surplus American military hardware is a wild life trajectory but it's probably gonna happen at least once.
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Feb 16, 2024 21:42
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Philthy posted:watch musk just pay it off and we all catch the rage virus Watch Musk get ripped off his rear end on ketamine and secure the liquid cash for Trump who doesn't think to ask where it came from until he's about to get bonesawed and stuffed into a suitcase by a bunch of guys with Saudi passports.
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Feb 16, 2024 23:17
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sharknado slashfic posted:Someone in TV just said that the judge doesn't understand how real estate works Well neither does Trump hence the long series of events leading to this outcome.
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Feb 16, 2024 23:54
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If Turmp wants to appeal does he have to cough up the entire amount first ($355m), the amount plus 10% ($390m), or does he just have to find someone willing to put up a bond for 10% of the amount which he'll never get back (35m)? Either way here's some fun quick numbers by Forbes via the BBC https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68175846: quote:Much of Mr Trump's fortune is tied to his real estate ventures. Forbes found his New York real estate empire to be valued at $490m including his flagship condominium skyscraper, Trump Tower, worth $56m by the outlet's count. Good thing Mr. Deals has confirmed that Mar-a-lago is worth a few billion. Maybe he can sell a wing of it? 
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Feb 17, 2024 02:10
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Grey Cat posted:Also why wasn't I probed for getting the bet wrong? Or is it required you were wrong enough? Wasn't it only if someone guessed your number already?
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Feb 17, 2024 04:18
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LordSloth posted:I’m going to take this moment to reflect that Melania renegotiated her prenup just in case Donald’s legal issues bled him dry If she divorces does she get to keep the Secret Service detail tail? Also is there a defined increment of time small enough to measure how quickly the MAGAverse will turn on her in whole numbers?
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Feb 17, 2024 05:31
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Hollismason posted:Kushner loaning thr 360 million so he gets all the property when Trump croaks is the scenario I see. A bunch of golf courses, a former golf course reclassified as a cemetery to avoid liquidation, and poorly maintained buildings full of decrepit gilded poo poo in locations where the family is utterly despised? Not to mention bailing out the father-in-law who is always leering at your wife will just cause more questioning about your Saudi fun bucks. Doesn't seem worth it unless Ivanka is begging for the bail out and why would she?
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Feb 17, 2024 16:35
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TulliusCicero posted:That he can't sell lmao Maybe a final attempt to make some sort of money off it since they failed to get Kanye to buy it during a manic episode like six or seven months ago. But then Engoron made a ruling and it turned out to be super effective!
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Feb 17, 2024 23:28
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They might find pumpkin carving kits from the dollar store to be just as effective and much more budget friendly given recent events.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:51
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Found the shoe designer:
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Feb 19, 2024 02:42
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