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weg, Toxic Mental)
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RandExt posted:"TRUMP" lmao he was president The guy from Home Alone 2?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:15 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:00 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Mod challenge time 47 million
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 22:51 |
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Powered Descent posted:I've been giving humanity too much credit. I think this was your first mistake
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 22:54 |
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I feel so conflicted because I want all the meltdowns so I can laugh, but the 49ers are my mom's favorite team and I want her to be happy.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:10 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Family comes first. You should always prioritize genuine happiness over schadenfreude. Chrpno posted:I'd heard the 69ers were your mom's favorite This forum is truly a land of contrasts
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:18 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Give your mom a big consolatory hug and then bathe in the lols. I have, and also she had a good lol at your breaking news
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:51 |
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Celexi posted:666
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 06:49 |
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How much ketchup will be painting the walls tonight, do you think? Also, lol
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 21:59 |
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I hope it becomes affordable housing Because that would just be perfect
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 04:40 |
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lol my mom's chud boyfriend was just ranting to us (me and my mom) about the trumpshoes and how "libs are crying about it" and the "fake lawsuit" (Even though he admits the shoes are godawful ugly) When I pointed out that he's grifting his followers and bankrupting them, of course, mom's boyfriend goes into a rant about how "Biden's doing the same thing" and the prices of things. He makes my mom happy, even though I know she can do better. /sigh
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 02:04 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Maybe you should tell your mom that he's very obviously a brain-poisoned psycho who can't accept reality and she should not spend her time with an insane person???? I've tried. Gods, have I tried.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 02:18 |
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emSparkly posted:Oh no! My abhorrent views have gained me instant popularity and a base of financial support from other cranks like me! Cancel culture strikes again! Reminds me of that "I have been silenced!" comic. PKMN Trainer Red posted:
Is that what happens when you peak at ten years old?
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 00:49 |
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Jason, no Zordon did not die for this bullshit.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 02:46 |
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Random Stranger posted:They can only make lion/goat/snake children, though so it's not as cool as it sounds. No, it's even cooler. Silly Burrito posted:eventually we'll have an all dog NBA AND DO YOU WANT THAT A remake of Air Bud, except it's all dogs and one human.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 16:57 |
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Vampire Panties posted:The CIA is overloaded with Mormons because they easily pass the virtue test that is a Top Secret clearance. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't gamble or have huge amounts of debt, can easily find people to vouch for their character, traveled internationally exactly once. All those things apply to me, too (except for being a Mormon because no) so where's my Top Secret clearance?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 03:19 |
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Willatron posted:All
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 21:54 |
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 01:15 |
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Catastrophe posted:That religion was founded based on pseudoscience nonsense like numerology and pyramidology and was a doomsday cult from day 1. They've been trying the scare tactic of insisting that the end of the world is happening tomorrow since the early 1900s. And gullible, ignorant people fall for it. Heck, even the founder's gravestone is a pyramid filled with reminders of his pseudoscience religious beliefs: When I was in kindergarten, one of my friends in class was a JW. I always felt bad because whenever any other kid had a birthday, he had to leave the room while the rest of us played and had cupcakes. He was pretty cool, though, we used to talk about Bill Nye together. But still, thinking on it now, just. drat, I'm sure Jesus wouldn't care if a kid eats a free cupcake.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 20:37 |
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:Born of a virgin woman means Jesus would have no Y chromosome. Sorry, regressive Bible humpers, Jesus was a trans man. And/or possibly a lizard
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 23:19 |
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azflyboy posted:It was Easter, Ramadan, Passover, and "Margaret Thatcher kicking the bucket day" all falling on the same day. How do you celebrate that last one?
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 02:34 |
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Droogie posted:I was just raptured. What's heaven like?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 20:19 |
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I can't be raptured, I have to get my kitten neutered on friday. Consider peoples' schedules, Jesus!Droogie posted:You ever play Serious Sam? No, but I looked it up and that is an interesting plot.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 20:26 |
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Huh, my mom's boyfriend was ranting about the "furries biting other kids in schools" just this morning. Man, I hope he brings it up again so I can correct him
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:08 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you honestly think he gives a poo poo? Yeah, probably not. But better than repressing the urge to throw things in frustration. Nessus posted:Make sure he’s not armed but then maybe ask him “what’s the radio going to get you mad about next?” And make it a guessing game Facebook, but yeah pretty much the same.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:23 |
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Willatron posted:Yeah every time I visit my dad he's going off about whatever the Internet has told him to be mad about that week. I used to try reasoning with him but he'd just dig in his heels so I'm at the point where I just say "Okay dad" until he feels satisfied enough to talk about music or what he'd been up to lately or something, anything, else. It's kind of a shame, since mom's boyfriend is actually fairly smart but then he just gets into these little snits where he acts like Biden/the left/black people/gay people/etc are personally trying to gently caress him over, specifically.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:25 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:The margarita maker also sees some use. Isn't that just an alcoholic smoothie?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 01:08 |
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Aside from here, the only mention of "pause" I've heard was my mom's boyfriend. He was giggling because somehow this proves incompetence?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:39 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:00 |
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Do you think the Yeerks are regretting invading us now
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:56 |