deadeyez posted:

I mentioned in the end of the last thread there is a chud here at work with a TRUMP shirt on who is all pissed off. Turns out he is mad because his trans lady boss gave him poo poo and said something like, "I thought today was a holiday for you people? You look like you're going to cry, do you need to go home early? It's important to have sympathy for others, so if you feel you need to go home, let me know". She asked me politely not to bother him today because she wants to. Lol

On the one hand, it's kinda lovely that he is being bullied by his manager, but on the other hand, lol get rekt

Guy looks like he is gonna have a heart attack, he is upsetti spaghetti

WHY BONER NOW posted:

No! we want him to live long enough to see consequences. Long enough to watch his lovely empire become disintegrated, his kids become impoverished, his name to become associated with ultimate loser. Let him die of old age in a god drat cell

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I'm curious what political life Ron depantspiss will have after failing miserably at a presidential bid

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/rooster_ohio/status/1744044996519489987
lmao

Escape From Noise posted:

BTW I haven't heard anything about Trump's isolation levels for a while. Is he now fully accessible?

Bottom Liner posted:

No one owns a thread you buffoon

bird with big dick posted:

Growing a penis is quite difficult.

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol kind of unrelated but after the last presidential election I kept drunkenly calling up the trump fraud hotline to report that I saw Gritty running down broad street with a box of ballets and after a bunch of calls some worker burst into tears and just yelled "I'm trying to save America" into the phone

BigglesSWE posted:

FWIW I can’t find any MSM site that’s touching this so far.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving

kazil posted:

Here we go again
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745174598470291524

funeral home DJ posted:

What's the equivalent of "Rods from God" when the rod isn't a rod made of tungsten but is a massive sack of poo poo instead?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Toxic Mental posted:

Self checkouts own, I won't hear ill spoken about them

Escape From Noise posted:

Edit: I don't want to start a derail.

FMguru posted:

The panel of undecided voters that they assemble for the final presidential debate always manage to astonish with how utterly loving stupid each and every one of them are, it's one of my favorite events of the election cycle.

Fabulousity posted:

Is his campaign hiring charter busses to bring the Chuds in but then stranding them afterwards again?

Lazyfire posted:

Vivek pissing loudly on a live mic during Alex Jones' return to Twitter is going to be one of those things we remember and laugh at every time he comes up.

Silly Burrito posted:

Grey Cat posted:

Hey we made a vaccine that increases your body's chance by 1000% to kill cancer before it's a problem.
Why didn't you guys make that 100 years ago? Seems suspicious!

We also made this vaccine that slows the aging process, you could live to be 500!
Pff, what a coincidence that everyone who ever died did so before the vaccine was invented.

We made a vax that lengthens your penis by 9 inches.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Deep thoughts by Bo Louden

so who is this dipshit.

HKR posted:

Iowa is literally going to have a body count attached to it

priznat posted:

Stryder posted:

Just wanna put it out there that the whole idea of a caucus is one of the loving DUMBEST vestigial organs of our political process.

"Are we gonna vote to choose the candidate we'd like to represent us, in a primary election?"

"Sort of! We ALL have to PHYSICALLY show up to a location and then everyone clusters into their own groups, depending on who you support! You can even hold up signs and wear hats and stuff! THEN, once everyone is standing in their little groups, we have speeches to see if you want to red-rover over to someone else's group or stay in your own, and THEN we all raise our hands to vote! It's so much fun!"


fuckin' grade school gym class bullshit...

It actually does sound kinda fun tbh

rotinaj posted:

Oh thank goodness the retiring senator who everyone has hated for years and is about to hand his seat to a Republican is going to vanity run

Go away Manchin, you kept the dems hobbled to trying to placate you to keep your seat instead of trying to flip a seat that will actually vote with them on big stuff

TulliusCicero posted:

NH is absolutely in play, again, weak showing from Trumpo lmao

Vivek is dead though

Outpost22 posted:

Who the gently caress is Ryan Binkey?

bobjr posted:

https://x.com/AndySuchorski/status/1747076344511345013?s=20

Failed Imagineer posted:

What do we think Viveks rear end-kissing could get him? Secretary of Labor? Pizza Czar?

Toxic Mental posted:

Okay stop responding to the moron, thanks people.

PuttyKnife posted:

Politicians don’t make mistakes. 1 mistake = 1 million lost votes.

Good thing TRump is God’s answer to a human not born with original sin.

Coolguye posted:

They recently rolled back one hour a day on video games laws because it turned out that Chinese shut ins playing gachas is a load bearing pillar for their stock market lmfao

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

The entirety of the Atlantic's reporting both during and after Trump's presidency has been "YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF TRUMP AND WHAT HE'S DOING. NO, MORE AFRAID THAN THAT. YOU AREN'T AFRAID ENOUGH!"

Stoatbringer posted:

I had no idea that yew trees were toxic until recently. A kid here in the UK was climbing one and decided to eat some of the leaves and berries, and it killed him.

Another Bill posted:

Inside every republican there are two wolves....

credburn posted:

Colossal Man is cringey but I don't want to poo poo on it; porn addiction is a thing people struggle with, like anything.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

The judge literally said to trump "I know you want me to throw you out". The judge is smarter than trump.

Buce posted:

I agree that trump suffering damages sounds like a good idea

kazil posted:

he could shut up

Outpost22 posted:

Give me pornography or give me death!

ElectricSheep posted:

god the boomer cry-laugh emoji is just so obnoxious on a primal level

Barometer posted:

Thar's a thief in the White House! They done stole it frum Trump!! Get r done!

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t see how tanking the economy can help trump when we know voters uniformly blame the shutdown on republicans.

Which makes them continuing to do it absolutely bizarre

withak posted:

The Debat

Toxic Mental posted:

Now imagine being the IK of the thread

Escape From Noise posted:

You already lost, pal! But I guess the point is to wring more cash out of his true believers. My mom takes care of an older guy and he gave our favorite president a big donation. She asked why because it wasn't an insignificant amount for him, apparently. He said it was to fight these corrupt cases. Nevermind that it's already lost. Lol!

free hubcaps posted:

Got this ad on the BBC homepage lol

Barometer posted:

What does the IK stand for? I must be the only person who doesn't know and google gives me some weird answers that don't seem correct.

Data Graham posted:

Common Brushtail Possum

DamnCanadian posted:

Reminds me of that old Bud Lite commercial.

"Wasssaaaaaap?"

"WHASSSSAAAAA----"


"-AAAAAAAAAAA-"


"-AAAAAAAAAAA-"


(Reference in case no one gets it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Their entire view of reality is warped and perverted, which is why they're wrong about everything.

It's like body dysmorphia, but about everything

withak posted:

Presidents are supposed to be boring, not revered as idols worshipped by idiots.

bobjr posted:

I do think Trump going on about how he personally killed Roe v Wade will hurt him since the GOP as a whole really wants to keep running with that football.

The French Army posted:

I am a turbo Warhammer nerd and have seen this from the inside. Hardliner chud dickheads are trying to keep newcomers out in order to prevemt the "tainting of their fandom". To this I said what would have happened if the old guard 20 years ago had kicked you out? What would have happened to all of your good sci fi fascism times if those greybeards didn't let you in? Without new blood any community will die, which means it becomes the duty of veterans to introduce newbs and make sure they have a good time.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Azuth0667 posted:

Do not channel loving fishmech.

I don’t know what this means lol

Waffle House posted:

Uh oh, he's not getting the numbers he's expecting is he, and Haley's riiiight there...


...can you imagine a Republican female President? It'd be loving bizarre, but very possible.

kw0134 posted:

The basic problem with "what if" on the bombings of Nagasaki/Hiroshima is that the alternative was either massive American casualties on the proposed invasion of Honshu, or massive Japanese casualties (we're talking millions) with a tightened blockade and bombing of food transports that would have ensured famine. There's no universe that sees both a political ending of the war that would have been acceptable to the Allies at the time, to the Japanese high command, nor would the continuance of a conventional war suddenly stop resulting in more civilian deaths. This also completely downplays that Japanese forces in occupied lands weren't exactly holding Sunday picnics with the locals, and prolonging the war also prolongs their suffering as well. Real world politics isn't always Manichean black and white to every choice, people think every decision is some Bioware dialog option or something.

CommieGIR posted:

Trump is fascism but without the willpower

Outpost22 posted:

The debanked!

Grey Cat posted:

Night Crew needs to learn to fly close to the sun but not too close.

kazil posted:

Thread yearns for a strong daddy type IK to probe everyone