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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Congrats to the Michigan Wolverines, and thank you for making my father-in-law salty for at least the next 8 months.

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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

LeeMajors posted:

And just like that, it’s over.

2024 Resolution #1
Stop getting All That Mad about the Gators.

I’m sure I’ll make it 4min into the opener, but I’m going to try.

The last time I got insanely, irrationally mad at football was the 2019 Peach Bowl. Not that we merely lost, but got absolutely humiliated. I didn't make a resolution to not get mad anymore, but something happened that night that has allowed me to just be chill about sports. OU loses, or has a crummy season, or whatever, who cares. I get more fun being social with my friends during the game and just talking sports than living vicariously through teenagers in tights giving each other concussions.

Judgy Fucker fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jan 9, 2024

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

I sincerely hope I don't have anything to post about
Regarding northwestern football this offseason

Understood, but your posting arc from the last offseason through this season has been very good

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

dirty shrimp money posted:

Did a final dirty shrimp poll.

I enjoy the DSP a lot. The last few years it really seems to click about halfway through the season and it always seems to come out pretty drat well.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Hell yeah. OU's win total next year moving from 7.5 to 8.5

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

I. M. Gei posted:

I didn't know Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was even involved in coaching.

:lmao: how in the gently caress does Derek Dooley have higher odds than Sark? Does Bama not remember the Derek Doolander Center For Coaches Who Can't Coach Good?

Don’t have a specific answer to your question but you have to remember that part of setting odds and lines is the book’s anticipation of bettor behavior. It’s why Prime is at 6/1; Deion is not going to be the next coach at ‘Bama but Vegas knows morons will want to bet on him so they’re happy to make the odds look favorable to fleece people of their money.

BOB at 80/1 is the tastiest of those odds.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Fidel Castro, noted chud

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

LeeMajors posted:

The only non-funny option is happening goddammit Bama.

It was only ever going to be this way.

Not being funny that is. Not it necessarily DeBoer

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Feeling pretty excited for next year. Even though I'd rather not have gone to the SEC (RIP OG Big 12), we are, and not gonna stop following CFB over it. Excited to start playing some new teams, and with the old bowl system already dead and in the ground the 12-team playoff is going to be really cool. Also really happy to see a lot more traffic in the CFB threads this year, reversing the same trend of SA as a whole over the last decade of a slow trickle of folks leaving. Hope we can keep the traffic up next season, too, the volume of petty sports sniping has gone way up, takes me back to the TFF of the late aughts.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

Wow it’s like they were only at Alabama for the coach.

Who would want to live in Tuscaloosa when you can live in Tallahassee?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

LeeMajors posted:

I’m not sure if you’re joking or not but Tallahassee is really just southern Alabama.

Definitely a joke, riffing off the folks recently arguing in earnest that locale matters much if at all on where coaches and players go

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Feeling better about Oklahoma drawing Alabama in the "welcome to the SEC" schedule sweepstakes

Reading Twitter takes of "we have to play @OU the week before Auburn? What the gently caress?????" definitely made me feel warm inside

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

I dunno how worried they should be, really, but we'll definitely know by then

I mean yeah, I wasn't trying to imply OU is gonna be a juggernaut next season, but if we're not any better than the annual FCS tuneup before the Iron Bowl then lol

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Gonz posted:

I misread this as Marc Alaimo and was wondering if Gul Dukat of the Cardassian Union was talking football online.



Attention Bajoran workers student-athletes:

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

''We want to build a university our football team can be proud of.''—Dr. George Lynn Cross, President of the University of Oklahoma circa 1952

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Virtually all Econ departments serve as the ideological clergy of capitalism, I don’t know why the Kochs funding one makes it that much worse than any other

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

dirty shrimp money posted:

Is Ryan Day trying to get his buyout this year?

Fired football coach is the best loving job in the world. It's what I'd be shooting for, yeah

Wasn't Weis collecting checks from three different institutions for being bad at one point? What a sweet gig

Judgy Fucker fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jan 19, 2024

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Thermos H Christ posted:

That’s what I’m saying, a Bama that has lost like 2/3 of their starters will likely be a very winnable game which we could use. What a weird thing to think, it would have been insane a couple weeks ago.

Obviously both OU's and Texas' conference schedules get significantly more difficult next season, but with the whole of 2023 wrapped up I think Texas gets the easier of the two:

Oklahoma
Temple
Houston
Tulane
Tennessee
@Auburn
-bye-
RRS
South Carolina
@Ole Miss
Maine
@Mizzou
-bye-
Alabama
@LSU

Texas
Colorado State
@Michigan
UTSA
ULM
Mississippi State
-bye-
RRS
Georgia
@Vanderbilt
-bye-
Florida
@Arkansas
Kentucky
@Texas A&M

OU again doesn't have a big non-con game but @Ole Miss, @Mizzou, Alabama, and @LSU all in the last six weeks vs. @Michigan and Georgia for Texas. Think y'all already have enough winnable games :colbert:

General Dog posted:

Bama is going to be a 10 win team next year, take it to the bank. Sitting here in January thinking “well I guess they just won’t have good players 8 months from now” is pretty silly.

Definitely not taking that to the bank but it also wouldn't be surprising at all.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Updated my Big 12 prestige rankings following this past season.

Each season each team gets their conference record ratio (eg, going 5-4 gets you .556 points), runner-up in conference championship game OR being the head-to-head loser in a co-champion season is .5 bonus points, winning the B12CCG or being the head-to-head winner co-champion gets you 1 bonus point.



Kansas State now the Big 12 program with the most cred.

Not usually gonna be a lot of movement from season to season, though Iowa State leapt past Texas A&M and Colorado this year.

Poor Kansas still behind a program that's been in the conference less than half as long as they have :smith:

Also, Tech really suffered from being in the South those first 15 years or whatever. Won a lot of conference games, but no bonus points.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Sash! posted:

I don't know if averaging 22 bets a day is a lot but it seems like a lot

As someone who likes gambling: yes, that is an extremely problematic amount of gambling

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Sash! posted:

Well that's extra not good. I was first thinking like "how could you even find enough to things to bet on to keep that pace going?" But then I considered that maybe things like "bet on every NFL game and top 25 college game per weekend" was common and it adds up more than you'd think and compounds with prop bets and parlays.

Yeah, there's more than enough things to wager on to make that number make sense in that regard.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

I think advertising for gambling should be banned, yes.

There's a tribal casino near me that's been running a radio ad recently along the lines of "Inflation got you down? Solve your financial woes by winning BIG!" and it's probably the single worst thing I've ever heard on any kind of advertisement in any medium. Just really gross, sick poo poo.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

The lovely proliferation of gambling advertising and the tragedy of Boutte being an addict aside...I really want to know what the other six legs of that parley were, because lol

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Edward Mass posted:

I once made a thread in SAS to ask who should be running college athletics and I got three replies, none serious.

Who do you think should run it?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

PostNouveau posted:

Which one is going to be the National League and which one is the American League?

I'm gonna go with SEC as the American league since they fought pretty hard to not be a part of this Nation a while back

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

TheAlmightyFrog posted:

Does that mean Kentucky and Missouri have to join the Big 10?

There's something to putting Mizzou, Kentucky, and Maryland in their own border conference or division but I can't quite make a joke out of it

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Zwabu posted:

But also, I had never given the lyrics much thought. Does this heartwarming ode to a sweet home in the Great Smoky Mountains actually feature a verse about people stumbling onto an illicit moonshine still and getting murked by redneck moonshiners?

Yes. And it kicks rear end.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

https://twitter.com/Brett_McMurphy/status/1757461130430034090?s=20

Brett McMurphy posted:

The 10 schools (UA, ASU, Cal, Colorado, Oregon, Stanford, UCLA, USC, Utah, Washington) leaving Pac-12 will still play in Pac-12 bowls, if not in @CFBPlayoff, in 2024 & 25, sources told @ActionNetwork. P12 bowls: Alamo, Vegas, Holiday, Sun, LA, Independence

I guess those bowls couldn't be bothered to change their conference affiliations? I don't know much about how that works, but this is still pretty lol to me

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Asproigerosis posted:

why isnt ryan day fired yet?

Think it might be the 53-8 (0.869) record

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

What’s a loop?

Oklahoma City has 2/3 of a loop, but part of it is a toll road and another part is notorious as the most dangerous stretch of highway in the city, people drive wild on it for whatever reason. They're trying to close the loop but it's drawing a lot of controversy over imminent domain despite it running through a mostly rural area, also that it too would be a permanent toll road.

Everyone also says "I-35/40/44/240," but no one calls I-235 by that designation, it's the "Broadway Extension" :shrug:

Judgy Fucker fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 24, 2024

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

I haven't verified this other than found out when Western Michigan would've qualified under a 6+6, 2016; It would make sense to judge the past 10 years with a 6+6. Temple with two looks suspect but I'm gonna assume it's right.



51 different programs would have made the playoff at least once, which is a good bit higher than I'd imagined.

14 different mid-majors would have made a playoff, 19 total appearances in 10 years. I do imagine the selection committee will rank things a bit differently now that they're actually seeding a 12-team playoff, and more than one a year will be pretty rare, if ever, which is a shame.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

What would an actual reason be to hold out? This is probably a very dumb question but I can't see why you wouldn't opt in for the free 600 bux


Pretty surprised by Kansas State.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Spacebump posted:

Lol at Mexican food in the US outside of Texas or California.

Lol

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

General Dog posted:

Even bad Mexican food is pretty good imo.

I've had Mexican food in Paris, and lemme tell you, it was not good

Otherwise I generally agree

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

kayakyakr posted:

I tried a pizza in France. It was one of the highest rated pizza joints in the region. Hoo boy was that a bad pizza. I'd give pizza another shot in southern France, but never again in northern.

Yeah, the French are quite good at their own cuisine (which, no poo poo) but are total rear end at all other cuisines.

I do have to give props to steak frites, literally just rump steak and fries, but some places specialize in it, offering nothing but and for a fixed price is all you can eat.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Was it that weird not actually Mexican thing they call the "French taco", which I don't remember precisely what it is but sounds probably fine, it's just crazy to call it a taco?

Did not have a French taco. Did get chips and salsa, and the salsa was the appearance, consistency, and taste of Campbell’s tomato soup.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Declan MacManus posted:

they're not going to axe college football just like they immediately patched up the IVF ban

it simply won't pass in its current form or will otherwise be amended as soon as someone points this out

Yeah, if it's an NCAA rule requiring DEI they'll just axe the NCAA sooner than they already will

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

swickles posted:

Wait, a goon was involved in the DMB poo poo dumping incident?

Had no clue what this was about, and



:shrek:

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

LeeMajors posted:

Gross chud poo poo I’m sure

We mutht thecure the exithtenthe of our people and a future for white thildren

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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Rather than decide on a "permanent" conference schedule as had been planned for after this coming season, the SEC is making 2025 another ad hoc schedule without a set plan in place.

tl;dr: 8 games, same schedule as 2024 but opposite venues. Gonna do whatever I can to go to Knoxville in '25.

Dunno if one should read too much into this:

quote:

“We continue to monitor changes across college sports as they relate to future scheduling,” said SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey. “Continuing with our current format for the 2025 season provides additional time to understand the impact of the changes happening around us as we determine the appropriate long-term plan for SEC football scheduling.”

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